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Some great quotes to use

  1. Fire Ant
    Date: Wed, Jan 7 2009 14:15:43

    Heres a few quotes that I found that I thought might come in handy for when you need a good saying or for just a good read! I use some of them as my MSN personal message =)

    I've also add quotes that other people have quoted on the thread here as well. Take a look:


    Spoiler:
    Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

    Half the people you know are below average.

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

    42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

    All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

    I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    The problem with the Gene pool is there aren’t any lifeguards (hillbillies)

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

    QUOTE
    From Sidewinder:
    In the game of chess, you must never let your adversary see your pieces.


    QUOTE
    From Chogoling/Dust_Kid:
    If it ain't broke don't fix it, if you can't fix it then don't break it.

    It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

    If someone comes at you with a sword, run if you can. Kung fu doesn't always work.

    "The Guide says there is an art to flying," said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."


    QUOTE
    From Chummy:
    “Mary had a little lamb, and she had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece, to see if they would f-...fall down...”

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more that sitting in a garage makes you a car.

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

    There is a key to playing the piano

    Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    "Fucked up

    Insecure

    Neurotic

    Emotional

    Honestly I'm Fine!"

    There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    I know KUNG-FU... and 50 other dangerous words

    If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit


    QUOTE
    From BL4CKCR4Y0NS:
    I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous.


    QUOTE
    From Testament:
    Nostalgia is like a grammer lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!

    English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.

    It's a stange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

    I like the word "indolence" It makes my laziness seem classy.

    Our language is funny- a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.

    The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called the Old Sailor.

    Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.




    Feel free to add some of your own.

  2. Sidewinder
    Date: Wed, Jan 7 2009 23:09:03

    In the game of chess, you must never let your adversary see your pieces.

  3. neoknux_009メMT
    Date: Thu, Jan 8 2009 09:03:50

    QUOTE (Fire Ant @ Jan 7 2009, 10:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


    you win the internet. =)

    i would post my favourite one but itll spoil fma for you =_=.

  4. jess
    Date: Thu, Jan 8 2009 09:44:19

    What if I told you, that I was getting older, instead of younger... I'd be like NO WAY that's crazy.

    hope you get the reference >_>

  5. Fire Ant
    Date: Thu, Jan 8 2009 10:04:10

    Lol fma... Yeah I'll finish that soon.. then you can tell me smile.gif

  6. dust_kidメMT
    Date: Thu, Jan 8 2009 10:04:31

    If it ain't broke don't fix it, if you can't fix it then don't break it.

    It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

    If someone comes at you with a sword, run if you can. Kung fu doesn't always work.

    "The Guide says there is an art to flying," said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

  7. Fire Ant
    Date: Thu, Jan 8 2009 13:16:51

    lol nice.

    try saying this. It actually makes sence. The numbers are just 1 and 2 (not 11)

    1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

  8. Chummy
    Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 13:30:09

    “Mary had a little lamb, and she had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece, to see if they would f-...fall down...”

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more that sitting in a garage makes you a car.

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

    There is a key to playing the piano

    Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    "Fucked up

    Insecure

    Neurotic

    Emotional

    Honestly I'm Fine!"

    There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    I know KUNG-FU... and 50 other dangerous words

    If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit


  9. Tim
    Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 14:07:23

    QUOTE (Chummy @ Feb 4 2009, 09:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your bullshit


    Wow, I can't believe how insanely true this is for me.

  10. Chummy
    Date: Thu, Feb 5 2009 08:59:41

    QUOTE (Tim @ Feb 5 2009, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Wow, I can't believe how insanely true this is for me.


    I think it's true for a lot of people... tongue.gif

  11. Fire Ant
    Date: Thu, Feb 5 2009 10:08:23

    QUOTE (Chummy @ Feb 4 2009, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more that sitting in a garage makes you a car.


    That's so true

  12. dust_kidメMT
    Date: Thu, Feb 5 2009 10:38:54

    OMG I SHOULD USE THAT TO SOME OF MY CHRISTIAN FRIENDS

  13. Kari-Chan
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 01:04:11

    OMG DK CHANGED HIS NAME!~!!

    i'm still calling you DK xD

  14. Pen Ninja
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 01:46:52

    wow... he did... i shall call him FOOOOOOL!!!

  15. chogoling
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 02:25:00

    I don't mind dk, but not dust_kid.

  16. k-ryder
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 04:44:19

    QUOTE (chogoling @ Feb 7 2009, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I don't mind dk, but not dust_kid.


    alright dust_kid tongue.gif

  17. chogoling
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 05:44:25

    wanna fucking go faggot tongue.gif

  18. k-ryder
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 05:58:35

    bring it dust_kid tongue.gif

  19. chogoling
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 06:15:12

    let's go, shit-ryder

  20. Kari-Chan
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 06:51:09

    why not dust_kid if i may ask?

  21. chogoling
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 06:56:42

    go to name change thread

  22. k-ryder
    Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 08:00:19

    actually, a good name i got from the "rename the person above you" game was
    k-ryBaby XD

  23. Fire Ant
    Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 22:26:46

    But Dusk_Kid was such a good name! what about all the previous collabs u were in... they'll be like... what happened to this Dust_kid guy? he just disappeared XD

  24. chogoling
    Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 04:15:45

    you mean "what happened to that shitty spinner dust_kid"

  25. Fire Ant
    Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 00:43:48

    lies! we all have to start somewhere! even Eriror was an amateur at some stage (I think XD).

  26. Pen Ninja
    Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 10:32:57

    QUOTE (Fire Ant @ Feb 11 2009, 08:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    lies! we all have to start somewhere! even Eriror was an amateur at some stage (I think XD).


    so true, he sent me his 1st battle vid... which he still has for some reason... i just realised his hard drive must be massive

  27. Kari-Chan
    Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 11:18:50

    o.O where?? i want to watch!!~

  28. Pen Ninja
    Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 11:22:41

    QUOTE (Kari-Chan @ Feb 11 2009, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    o.O where?? i want to watch!!~

    he sent me it as a wmv, not a youtube link

  29. Kari-Chan
    Date: Thu, Feb 12 2009 06:23:20

    upload it!! D: or send it to me? =D

  30. Fire Ant
    Date: Thu, Feb 12 2009 13:19:58

    ooo wow. You could sell that vid on ebay one day for a fourtune! keep it! XD It'll be just like Sir Donald Bradman's cricket bat or something... priceless!

  31. Testament
    Date: Fri, Feb 13 2009 06:56:18

    hahaha lol!

  32. BL4CKCR4Y0NS
    Date: Fri, Feb 13 2009 09:17:01

    I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous.

  33. Testament
    Date: Fri, Feb 13 2009 10:12:38

    what about these ones:

    Nostalgia is like a grammer lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!

    English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.

    It's a stange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

    I like the word "indolence" It makes my laziness seem classy.

    Our language is funny- a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.

    The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called the Old Sailor.

    Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

  34. Fire Ant
    Date: Wed, Feb 18 2009 00:58:05

    lol... I almost thought you were posting in the wrong topic Testament, after reading all the things that were before XD.

    Thoses are good ones. I'll put them on the front XD

  35. Testament
    Date: Wed, Feb 18 2009 06:25:22

    lol i know! all the things posted before are all off the main topic(that is from page 2 down)

    read from the start of page 2 down.... then when you read my post you think "what is this guy talking about? It's completely off topic" lol!!

  36. k-ryder
    Date: Thu, Feb 19 2009 06:08:30

    some i heard today when someone was using the one liner/pick up line app on their iphone in english:

    a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

    damn, now i can't remember them all....

  37. BL4CKCR4Y0NS
    Date: Thu, Feb 19 2009 07:56:18

    I have a pick-up line ...

    Smile if you want to go out with me

    =D

  38. k-ryder
    Date: Thu, Feb 19 2009 08:08:10

    i think my (friends) pickup lines are always win/win

    i bet you 20 bucks that you'll turn me down

    oh, and the best one is:
    does this rag smell like chloroform to you?