UPSB v3
Forum Games / Rap
Game
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 18:03:16
This game, you basically continue the rap with another sentence.
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Rules:
1. Your sentence have to rhyme.
2. No more than 15 words per post!
3. Have to be only 1 sentence
4. put a "..." at the end of your sentence
4. make it nice
5. Must capitalize the rhyming words
6. Don't mess up the rythm!
7. Only Slang and English words allowed!
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Can't think of any? Use this site: http://www.rhymezone.com/
Example Below
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BOB: I screwed your MOTHER...
NOOB:We were meant for each OTHER...
YIPEE: But SHE had ANOTHER...
Sakura: But then I figure out SHE'S was a HE...
Etc: And this rap end with a E.T.C...
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Ill start first
You know the GAME, you better say my NAME... -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 18:52:37
Yo cuz' you're LAME, I won't PROCLAIM, won't bring you FAME, o'shit I CAME...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 20:25:08
When you call me LAME, you should feel ASHAMED, but there's newfags to BLAME...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 20:35:55
mang
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 21:10:37
You should BLAME Sadistic for ruining the GAME...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 22:09:10
But SADISTIC, dont feel SAD, but feel GLAD cause your not a newfag...
thx for correcting me AwonW, but no rap? -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 22:57:23
Errr newfag doesn't rhyme with sad/glad o.O
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 23:40:14
On google MAP, I sure ain't GLAD, I saw you FAP, i'm not your DAD...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 23:52:46
On the MAP, you seen me FAP, but look on your left, cause, OH CRAP!...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 23:54:50
That ain't SHIT, I ain't no SAP, not falling for THAT, you DEMOCRAT!...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 23:57:21
I know you ain't a SAP, but I'll stil give you a SLAP...
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Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 23:58:36
hey now take a SIT, don't throw a FIT, the candles' LIT, go rub your CLIT..
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:02:47
My CANDLE is burning, my SADDLES are ON, but where is your dick? its GONE!...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:06:27
Heres an ALGORITHM, to fix your RHYTHM, tons of COLAGORITHMS...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:09:45
Algorithm my ass, what a big word, you want some MORE? you fucking WHORE...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:12:53
I'm not a WHORE, you're so POOR, now just GO, before I kill you HOE!...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:15:24
I ain't GOING no where until your dick GROWS, like all the HOES...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:19:26
That made no SENSE, try not to MINCE, turn on the HEAT, before I lick your FEET!
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:19:56
Drop LOW, do it SLOW, give me BLOWS, you fuckking HO...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:22:22
You're an IDIOT, i like to be on TOP, get down on the COT , don't cry you SOP!
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:23:56
I'm SHY thats WHY, please suck me cause I'm DRY...
damn, why are we the only one posting o_O its like a rap battle now. -
Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:24:55
when pigs FLY, you can TRY, but it won't get HARD, you fat LARD
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:25:49
Pigs FLY, hit you in thee EYE...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:26:59
and lock yourself and CRY...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:27:56
You better say goodBYE...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:28:34
Wow you FAIL, I'm watching you FLAIL, can't believe you're MALE, your'rents should put you on SALE.
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:32:47
I FAIL, but i still put you in JAIL...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:33:19
Cut your dick off and send it to your mom through the MAIL...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:34:08
damn o_o we're starting a rap battle...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:34:33
You should go SAIL, and leave no TRAIL, to an ISLAND with yellow SAND...
Dude, you're screwing up the rap with your sucky rhythym lol -
Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:36:03
This was all your PLAN, trapping me in the SAND...
>_> dunno how you rapping this out... lol
lets start over with the one above us -
Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:38:46
You're like OEDIPUS, You're just a WUSS, now please dont CUSS, or make a FUSS...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:40:53
Its only US, we should do it on the BUS...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:41:31
I'll give you an A PLUS...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:44:00
wow you SUCK I don't give a FUCK you're outta LUCK, you're and MUCK
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:46:04
BITCH, go get RICH, I'll perform some GLITCH, and you'll TWITCH...
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:49:14
you FAGGOT try not to LAGGIT you NIGGER go FIGURE
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 00:50:22
I ain't no nigger, I'm ASIAN but guess your CUCASIAN.
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 01:00:25
is it me, or is this game getting boring. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 01:07:05
i don't KNOW, maybe its because you FAIL, SO we SHALL see. Take a SEAT, brb I gotta EAT
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Date: Mon, Jan 26 2009 02:31:12
Yo yo nigger now I are BACK here to tell you what you LACK, you lack SKILL and STILL you try to DISTILL this gay and ugly RAP
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Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 01:16:48QUOTE (shoeman6 @ Jan 25 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yo yo nigger now I are BACK here to tell you what you LACK, you lack SKILL and STILL you try to DISTILL this gay and ugly RAP
you think ur a nigga, u act like a nigga, but in my EYES, all i see is a baby CRY, you TRY and TRY, to cut down the FRIES, thats WHY, you aint FLY -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 01:55:15QUOTE (mystery... @ Feb 13 2009, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you think ur a nigga, u act like a nigga, but in my EYES, all i see is a baby CRY, you TRY and TRY, to cut down the FRIES, thats WHY, you aint FLY
You try to rap but all you pull is crap, for your name is mystery but when im through with you you'll be history..... if you can pull any shit off i will scoff at you for you have no clue, if only you knew that you sucked so much, your such a pussy ... wussy go cry to you mother... i can pull out another rap you sap.... i will cap your ass, slit your throat with glass poured oil and gas over your body watch it burn until you learn il have to be stern with you... so listen to what i spit you fucken twit and learn from me then you will see the true way to rap. -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 02:23:19
what kind of rap is that, more like a wrap, of chicken u better get going u chicken im bicken and bitchin at ur ass man im not a fan but ull be a fan when this is all done but dont be a fag get ur shit on a bun man i cant take this crap so u better wrap up your rap if your gonna take that man u are nothing to nobody better get to your damn ho-buddy. she can satisfy you but your not that fly she aint gona b there forever man cuz wen she hears my dissin youll be missin and bitchin cuz youll be strivin for that great sat-is-fact-ion of layin down the fact, son. thats so bad how you think ur so hot but man youll never realize that when the sun rize it b a brand new day so go now and lay in that bed feelin bad and youll be mad that im so fad but your just crap and youll never be as good maybe in da hood but not in dis house so go crawl like a mouse and learn to get through the traps. then maybe youll be more than craps.
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Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 05:04:56QUOTE (AoD1 @ Feb 13 2009, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You try to rap but all you pull is crap, for your name is mystery but when im through with you you'll be history..... if you can pull any shit off i will scoff at you for you have no clue, if only you knew that you sucked so much, your such a pussy ... wussy go cry to you mother... i can pull out another rap you sap.... i will cap your ass, slit your throat with glass poured oil and gas over your body watch it burn until you learn il have to be stern with you... so listen to what i spit you fucken twit and learn from me then you will see the true way to rap.
u fuckin HOE, ill fuckin BLOW u to hell. u KNOW how i put on my SHOW, giving your mother DOUGH, WHOA, your mothers ass is hairy -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 05:24:35
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!
Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
Everything is "satisfactch'll."
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 05:54:04QUOTE (mystery... @ Feb 13 2009, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>u fuckin HOE, ill fuckin BLOW u to hell. u KNOW how i put on my SHOW, giving your mother DOUGH, WHOA, your mothers ass is hairy
you call me a ho but then I say so? who cares what you say ill make you pay by rapeing your mother and no one other. then after i finish your mother i pull out my gun and blow off your head, the whole room is covered in red now your dead. so mystery go fuck K33NAN and plaster his ass with cum. you enjoy some with him the lights become dim. your dick all limb because you fucked your K33NAN so hard, you let your guard down and you where raped in the front yard and you became scarred for life. i find that funny sonny so try dissing me back because you lack the rhymes get with the times mystery your so history. -
Date: Sun, Feb 15 2009 05:29:09
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me -
Date: Mon, Feb 16 2009 06:05:52
My friend wanted me to say this:
"Suck on my sack, I'll call you back"
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Date: Mon, Feb 16 2009 10:31:32
fuck off, jack off, back off
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Date: Mon, Feb 16 2009 13:47:24
Lick it Suck it Fuck it
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Date: Sat, Feb 21 2009 07:39:05
Yuck it Buck it Shake it ..........
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Date: Sun, Feb 22 2009 22:14:00QUOTE (Branden @ Feb 20 2009, 11:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yuck it Buck it Shake it ..........
bake it make it fucken take it mother fucka your just a sucka -
Date: Mon, Feb 23 2009 14:45:09
Oh snap, I can't rap for crap like recording minesweeper with a trial version of frap
Oh shit I failed english lit, and my doctors tellin me i've got a problem with my clit
Oh fuck, my girlfreind can't suck, It's just her luck she gotta tummy tuck now, shes a stripper no more driving that truck.
Yo nigger now wouldn't you figure I had a blind date with tigger At the end of the night I had to pull the trigger.
Ohio chink, why dont you fix my sink your name rhymes with clink and your sushi is stink.
Hey cracker, you fat ass slacker, eating big macs like a line backer. defensless to your attacker, you think your a l33t hacker, but you just came with your wacker but your mom thinks it's laquer and polished some wood with the juice from your sacker.
Yo posers, you steal from composers, you plagerize closers, you should go die in trash disposers.
Hey wigger, why can't you configure, don't try to disfigure, what it means to be a nigger.
Yo pen spinner, you're a total beginner, you'll never be a prize winner, go get me dinner, you can skip, you need to get thinner -
Date: Mon, Feb 23 2009 20:51:39QUOTE (shoeman6 @ Feb 23 2009, 06:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh snap, I can't rap for crap like recording minesweeper with a trial version of frap
Oh shit I failed english lit, and my doctors tellin me i've got a problem with my clit
Oh fuck, my girlfreind can't suck, It's just her luck she gotta tummy tuck now, shes a stripper no more driving that truck.
Yo nigger now wouldn't you figure I had a blind date with tigger At the end of the night I had to pull the trigger.
Ohio chink, why dont you fix my sink your name rhymes with clink and your sushi is stink.
Hey cracker, you fat ass slacker, eating big macs like a line backer. defensless to your attacker, you think your a l33t hacker, but you just came with your wacker but your mom thinks it's laquer and polished some wood with the juice from your sacker.
Yo posers, you steal from composers, you plagerize closers, you should go die in trash disposers.
Hey wigger, why can't you configure, don't try to disfigure, what it means to be a nigger.
Yo pen spinner, you're a total beginner, you'll never be a prize winner, go get me dinner, you can skip, you need to get thinner
i got a glock and i unlock the action... im in the south side fraction i pull the trigger and set off a reaction..... shot your head you bled covered in red and now your dead -
Date: Mon, Feb 23 2009 20:56:28
hey man don't be hatin' we all in this boat together,
but you know life ain't just light as a feather
when you fall out of the skies and into the streets
you got to fend for yourself, gotta bear the heat -
Date: Tue, Feb 24 2009 03:04:50
I'll give you a NICKLE to TICKLE my PICKLE!!!!!!!!
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Date: Wed, Feb 25 2009 00:25:56QUOTE (IAmTheMrGuy @ Feb 23 2009, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hey man don't be hatin' we all in this boat together,
but you know life ain't just light as a feather
when you fall out of the skies and into the streets
you got to fend for yourself, gotta bear the heat
now we may have to bear the heat, but me? im feeling the beat.... now take a seat and hear my rap.. before i slap u....ill cap u in the face i lace my weed with meth it will bring you death..... enough about me if you want to suck my dick you better pay me a fee youl be happy with glee. -
Date: Wed, Feb 25 2009 01:13:43
Shutup DAWG can't see thru this FOG Just suck my LOG and croak like a FROG
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Date: Wed, Feb 25 2009 01:27:31QUOTE (shoeman6 @ Feb 24 2009, 05:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Shutup DAWG can't see thru this FOG Just suck my LOG and croak like a FROG
now listen up your name is shoeman6 you like to lick nuts you fuck butts and date sluts. mother fucker suck her are you sure you have a log your just a hog you dont got shit. you cant take a hit.. you throw a fit. your girl bit off your balls you play with dolls. every mother fucker falls! -
Date: Wed, Feb 25 2009 02:21:02
Now listen up SON your name is aod1 you never ahve FUN and you weigh a TON so move to LONDON and did you get that PUN?
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Date: Sat, Feb 28 2009 00:48:11QUOTE (shoeman6 @ Feb 24 2009, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Now listen up SON your name is aod1 you never ahve FUN and you weigh a TON so move to LONDON and did you get that PUN?
now listen up son ill rip out your tongue.... your just a runt you cunt. you cant bunt. so just walk away or ill make you pay. i played you like a fool... you aint cool... you get used like a tool. as i rule. -
Date: Sat, Feb 28 2009 01:42:15
You think you rule but you can't fool go fuck your mule and pretend to be cool oh you'll freak when your stuck in night school and I kill you with a stool
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Date: Sat, Feb 28 2009 01:46:28QUOTE (shoeman6 @ Feb 27 2009, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You think you rule but you can't fool go fuck your mule and pretend to be cool oh you'll freak when your stuck in night school and I kill you with a stool
you think you can kill but you cant even take a pill i fulfill my role as i smoke a bowl ..... you stupid fuck you burn your hand on coal. as i see it your lame your rhymes are the same when you stared at my pic you came.... you jizzed you pants ....... your covered in ants -
Date: Tue, Mar 3 2009 14:10:59QUOTE (AoD1 @ Feb 27 2009, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you think you can kill but you cant even take a pill i fulfill my role as i smoke a bowl ..... you stupid fuck you burn your hand on coal. as i see it your lame your rhymes are the same when you stared at my pic you came.... you jizzed you pants ....... your covered in ants
You're dancing monkey
You say that I cumed
But you just don't wanna beleive
I'was yer sis who orgasmed -
Date: Wed, Mar 25 2009 13:16:46
Yo yo yo I'm reviving the show,
Post now you hoe
or I'm gonna blow. -
Date: Thu, Apr 2 2009 07:50:38
get ready,
wit ur machette,
coz i'm coming up steady,
ready to put a nine in ur dome,
in a second ur gone -
Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 06:48:32QUOTE (k-ryder @ Apr 2 2009, 03:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>get ready,
wit ur machette,
coz i'm coming up steady,
ready to put a nine in ur dome,
in a second ur gone
i won't get READY
cuz with juz my hands you'll get BLOODY
and will make you FUDGEE..
and oh, SHOEMAN6(SIX) you gotta FIX your rhyming scheme that CONFLICTS...
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Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 07:32:45QUOTE (XnewbieX @ Apr 4 2009, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i won't get READY
cuz with juz my hands you'll get BLOODY
and will make you FUDGEE..
and oh, SHOEMAN6(SIX) you gotta FIX your rhyming scheme that CONFLICTS...
yup I agree with YOU that shoeman6 should KNEW on how to rhyme words as I DO
and with all my strength i will BLEW clyde's head with a SHAMPOO -
Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 07:36:13
wtf... is it just me, or was that really weak -.-
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Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 07:58:00QUOTE (shonenbatman @ Apr 4 2009, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wtf... is it just me, or was that really weak -.-
agreed
keep ur weak shit out
you aint ready for this bout
with the king
the lyrical lunatic
the master mc
i dont rhyme half the time
but i'm smoothe,
like ur girlfriends ass
lyrics as clear as glass
dont try and face me
i'm out of ur class -
Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 08:39:53
word
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Date: Sat, Apr 4 2009 18:40:52
It's zero, the an hero!
Wtahca doing here?
Without any fear?
Go save the world
Like a good little girl
Save the cheerleader
Save the earth
From certain death. -
Date: Tue, Apr 28 2009 23:58:01
when u feel ashamed u should proclame or hit and get a mit
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Date: Wed, Apr 29 2009 16:55:03
im the BEST but you can TEST
you're like the REST
you're rhymes are SHIT
you're wrists are SLIT -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 07:16:48
you claim ur the best
but you aint there yet
so try and take my
lyrical flows to your chest
you say you've strapped on a vest?
well i'll just aim at the head
leaving u lying
in a puddle of red -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 07:43:19
Wow, you all can't rap for shit...
At least without a beat to hit.
We poets may not look the fun
but we throw more than cussing fits,
you know? Coherent dialect?
You might find you like the effect.
I know it may seem hard but you know,
Wit's the greatest disrespect. -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 07:50:23
erased
cuz i was not amazed -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 08:03:13
shadow's good
most of the time i cbf finding a beat XD
... i think me and shoeman deteriorated this game into a rap thread..XD -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 14:32:46
B Insane flos comin from mouth im blessed
to be rapper was what I wanted obbsessed,
but I see your raps and ima tell you im not impressed,
youll be scared to leave home like you were on house arrest,
no bullets in your chest no I dont do that,
and no need for a vest cause no I dont shoot gats,
but if you want fluid attacks and sick raps,
them diss your man you can try to diss back,
and noone can tell me that I cant rip raps,
when Im off duty I relax and kick back,
whoever trys to mess will surely lose we’re mismatched,
when I pass cats bow down and tip hats, -
Date: Thu, Apr 30 2009 14:40:50
haha why do you guy do this you all suck but shoeman is pritty good tough
uhm yeah i suck too so i dont have a rap
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Date: Fri, May 1 2009 07:44:04
lets turn it up a notch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUfuXUwqO1k
here we go
rapping to an old school beat
listen up close
coz its time for a treat
lyrical rhymes
and these dope ass drums
kick off ur shoes
and let the bass line hum
its like sherm for ur ears
and crack for the mind
theres nothing to fear
this aint no crime
just a straight out rapper
throwing down def rhymes
so just sit back
coz this beat is sublime
and also.... can someone identify in which tupac song the bass line is used.... its annoying the hell out of me
EDIT: do i hear it in the background of hit em up? -
Date: Fri, May 1 2009 08:14:13
My message's sublime, you'll probably have to rewind
I got it covered from every angle, my man can cosign
I got the beat on lock down, and I didn't need 3 Keys
easily pieced together to form synchronized melodies
If I don't got wordplay, then I gots the flow
I got bomber dalmatians looking for spots to blow -
Date: Sat, May 2 2009 16:51:22
Your message was hazy, and I am to lazy.
Couldn't make sense of your mash.
You got your math but that's trash.
You lack not in respect, married to lotus wing.
You don't play ddr you dance to that other thing.
Your name is eso
you make a bunch of videos
People learn penspinning thanks to your vids
now UPSB is full of lots of young kids.
Tupac is dead
or so it is said.
Elvis Presley is still here
my pikachu learned leer.
im on a boat
nuff sed -
Date: Thu, May 7 2009 09:25:53
what kinda rap was that shoeman?
you want a rap battle
i'll kindly bring it on
lay the beat down
and its time to set it off
coz you and what army
could ever harm me
ur pretty little rhymes
never charmed me
my beats a rock hard
you can't penetrate
my words are snake fast
and it wont hesitate
to bite
so dont put up a fight
or it'll bite at you
until you see the white light -
Date: Thu, May 7 2009 11:56:03
Cmon k ryder cuh', you can do better than that
Don't blame it on your momma, just cuz shes fat.
When will you realize that you're not all that
Your gay ugly beats, they be a hurt'n my ears
My eyes, mah eyes are fillin'. fillin' up wif dem tears
I hope you don't rap like that in front of your peers.
You aussies got no vocab, mate
Maybe it's a kind of genome, trait.
Go hop on your 'roo, mate
Fo' school you wont be, late
Your beats ain't the only thing sportin' the hard on
Your sister and me last night all over the front lawn.
She was gettin' all gooey
She moaned out a sooey
Then gave birth to a joey
I ain't scared of yo bite
Lite
Night
Fight
In my
White
Sight
You don't stand a chance
'll knock yu outta yo trance -
Date: Fri, May 8 2009 09:59:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B945UYLIa1Q
you wanna diss my mama?
and lay hate on my country
go right ahead
coz you never can touch me
i'll have you know
that i'm a full blood asian
screaming "rising sun"
with all guns blazing
raised in this land
red sand, down under
feel my rage
as i strike down thunder
in the form of my rhymes
and it hits everytime
try your luck again and
it can strike the same place 2 times
and i never get sloppy
you think ur big words
can somehow top me
coz i can match
word for word
so quit ur elitist vibe
or its out on the curb
and fight me with ur rap
to prove ur not crap
as you sound in this club
coz i show no love
so kick ur flow, and i'll have you know
that you'll never go, as far as i've gone
in-to the dark, and with the sharks
so never spark, on my remarks
and i'm out. -
Date: Fri, May 8 2009 11:44:44
Yo, k-ryder, i'ma crush you like a spider
2 pac has passed, time for you to get trashed.
You're an asian, an Asian?
You're not Caucasian
You're ancestors never worked on the whites plantations
You think yer good at solving math equations
You call upon, the morning glory
But that's, just, a different story.
People seeing you outside, being a chink
Boy am I glad I d'know that kid, that's what they think.
In Your imagination
Y'look like you got constipation
A combination
of Concentration
and masturbation
I'm not feeling your anger, not feeling your rage
You're not appearing at all, on my rage gauge
I'l attack you with my rap, attack where it hurts
I'l keep pumping this shaft, until it squirts.
Hope you're gone for good
You did what you could,
Am I understood? -
Date: Mon, May 18 2009 08:43:22
i'm back to rap
lay down a quick freestylin'
bring out the beats
and quit ur crying
lifes a bitch
so slap her in the face
lady luck not liking u
then put her in her place
with a fo-five
staring straight down her throat
fire three times
and then get ur hat and ur coat
and walk out
into the streets
dont let life
give you more griefs -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 13:19:19
Im on a boat
you big bloat. -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 05:47:38
You thought this rap game was dead
buriend and gone,
all done and dusted
but i'm afraid that you're wrong
i'm back in the house
to pick up the mic
so throw down those dope beats
so i can proceed to strike
with my words of venom
and there's no antidote
so k - ryder
is the name you should note -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 19:24:45
alright, k - ryder
i heard what u sed
busting out those beats
till i wish i was dead
runnin out of breath
so your face turn red
now i start thinkin
your name must be ned
flanders that is,
cuz he can't rap for shit
I just made a simpsons reference
and I liked it
with your ditsy little rhymes
you think your so cool
but i see rite through you
and i know your just a fool
cuz I'm the chick magnet
a natural steel type
so against me
your venom's all hype -
Date: Wed, Jun 17 2009 02:03:22
Cmon malch dont just barge in!
Cant you see you dont belong with us men?
You say he cant rap
But neither can you you sap
Get off of his lap
It's a death trap.
Got a dick up your ass
In your white trash
Why dont you just leave
it's already over 9000 to the power of 3
Ive already won this game
No need to try to steal the fame
Cuz your raps are lame
They all look the same
Don't make me mame
you like your in guantamino bay -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 23:01:28
im better than you but you won't admit it
that's right bitch now is suggest you cut the shit
my penis is over 3 feet long
and if you don't believe me im afraid that your wrong
according to my mom, im totally the man
just like amanda bynes in the movie she's the man
im also not gay so what you say is untrue
the one with the dick up his ass must be you
ok fine i admit i dont actually have a huge penis
but at least im still a really skilled lyrical genius
im still really cool
unlike you fool
so go back to school
and stop being a tool -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 11:51:23
I'm not being used
Like you acused,
and It's summer time
Is being outta school a crime?
You think you're skillful
But thats some cow bull
A rising prodigy
A falling gay
You're really accupying
Now listen to me sing
(chorus break)
Now get awake!
Make no mistake!
I'll make your knees quake
and your noggin, ache!
this is stuff you can't fake.
You wish your dick was big
So you could fuck other pigs
You tell me to cut the poop
But you and what group?
I'm not scared, of a penspinning rapster
Me and my armyyy we're bringin' dah rapture
I Saw you fingerin yourself
No, don't lie
Or was that an elf, down there, beating inside your thighs.
You got guys all around
From the otha side of town
With there dicks in the sky
waiting for your replyyy
It's all a high, until you comply
Then they supply
You let out a sigh
We saw you there
You should be more aware
Yet you try to deny?!
WHERES YOUR GAY PRIDE?!
And your mom might have sed, you are the best
But it was different story when iw as f**king her breasts
Shes always so stressed, so wouldnt you guess?
I took off her dress
and yellled out sucsess
It didnt digress
I cannot express
I had an accsess
And I gotta confess
I tried to supress
which slowed my progress
so we only finessed
as she caressed my head
Last night in your bed
I screamed
she gleamed
with my juice in her hair
That's right sir
I intrueded your lair
Now let's be fair
But it's true that she moaned like a mair
It felt so good
like it should
Then she told me a secret
Told me not to tell
But when you were a kid
you rreal name was Mell
You were a girl
with clothings all frilled
Then they found out you were trans
And had to move to Kans
Kansas that is to get your sex change
and That's how you that became
a MAN -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 14:05:05
Yo yo yo my name is Kuro
And I enjoy some tasty waffles
I prefer to eat them sweet
But I only eat it if it is from wheat
My rap is really bad
I hope i didn't get any of you mad
My favorite fruit is an orange
And its is uh uh uh....????? -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 14:12:36
hai Kuro, welcome to the game
if your not lame
Your rap is okay
Just remember to lay
your beat and rythym
It's like a fision
of music and art
right From the start
to the end
you'll find it lends
a great reward
you can strike a chord
make people cry
make old men die
my favorite color is silver
and its is uh uh uh ... ????? -
Date: Sun, Feb 28 2010 02:32:59
You tryna bring fire grabbing the mic, i'll bring fire to your building like the 3rd riech.
-
Date: Sun, Feb 28 2010 02:44:45
Your revive of this thread
Oh man is it sad.
Liek mudkipz on a spike
Let's end this tonite.
You bring the fire,
I'll bring the raine.
No room for liars.
In this here rap game. -
Date: Mon, May 17 2010 21:02:11
this is my game your rhymes are lame. AR 15 raise and aim the title i claim I blame bring you to shame dont you you get your gonna regret it I bet and its on i smoke weed and my mind is gone im the spawn pistols drawn I forgone this shit in the past how long will you last you gotta think fast or youl get a blast in the chest bullet proof vest im the best pull out my AK and lay your ass to rest but its just a test because your such a fag you lag put you ass in a body bag!
-
Date: Mon, May 17 2010 21:23:37
Aod1 you ain't got skill
I be shoot up your rhymes
like it was overkill
My lyrics are to far
for you to comprehend
its like the chainsaw massacre
all over again
I got the words of a disease
once you hear me
you all drop to your knees
So Ill say this one time
and wont time only
I am the lyrical king
and you can't beat me.
peace out -
Date: Mon, May 17 2010 21:38:16
I gotta agree with you
AoD1 is Poo
But you suck as well
Any kid could tell
You're lyrics are fucked
I could shit some up
that are better than yours
Fucking Ayrab Moors
Think they're the shit
Until they get hit
fucking IRA missile
72 virgins here they come
You run away crying to your mum
Fuck you miyat
-like-
Jews in a kiyak
Won't tip.
Won't flip
So you spin your shit
And yah it's shit
Cuz yo shit is whack
Fucking shitty whack
Fucking cunt is gay
Like a blue waffle
Gay as hay
Fucking gay hay blue waffle
Fucking gay nigger blue waffle cunt lover
Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Beat dat shit nigger. -
Date: Mon, May 17 2010 22:24:57
you both think your bad but u know what is sad..... you guys on upsb all day chillin at your pad. know im not your dad but listen closely because the shit im gonna spit is gonna be true every last bit.... Miyat the shit that you state is a lie nice try but your lyrics are a bit shitty so no one will buy, essence of life y you think im poo but listen to you....the shit you state is out of the blue....so you know what FUCK you to.
-
Date: Mon, May 17 2010 22:31:04
Nice one man
You see heres a band
aid for your wound
Cuz it's a full moon
and I'm wolg
grrrr
rawr
*bite*
=]
<3 -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 02:59:41
mother fucker i dont need no band aid . but i am getting laid and paid my life is made, i am the spade pull out my blade. put it in your gut slice it down to your nut say what. you gotta cut you slut fuck you your not worth my time this is the door i shut.
-
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 03:05:41
You shut one door
Another one opens
It's just an excuse
For being a dooche
one thing lends
and something else happens
You can fight me to the core
But oh, hear me oh lord
You're just a pussy
Who's just a bit touchy
You threaten me
to disimbowl
But I hapilly
shout this loud
You whore cunt mother fucking ass hole nigger
What an idiot you, you dick faced cunt mutilated figure.
You've got a pussy for a face
and some testes in your ass
Go to sunday mass
don;t forget to fast
Aerial ace
strike
In the butt
make a cut
up your nose
use some glue
close the holes
chop it off
stick it in
suck yer dick mutherfucker
I win -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 03:16:19
you cant even rhyme im a dollar and your a dime. im just spittin my chime you see all you can do is swear. but that cant compare. all you can do is watch and stare. i look back and see nothing but air. i triple dog dare for you to throw out something decent cuz all my shit is recent...... bitch!
-
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 03:27:50
YOU claim I'm not fresh
That I can't mesh
This language of english
Bitch I cuss like sailor
Fuck like a master
of sex and procreation
This is my nation
take a faggot vacation
You chime like a faggot
You rhyme like a maggot
You're mom doesn't like it
yo girlfriend wont suck it
You can buy some gum with yo dollar bill
But with my ten cents yo I got to go
Fuck the dollar store man get real now
I'll lay downt he beats and tell you, so
Fuck the democracy
and your faggot ass currency
shitfull idiocracy
Don't look at me freak
I'll make you spueak
i'll take your three dogs
And screw em'ike mad hogs
Their nothing but fur logs
You're lsot in a fag fog
Bitch don't call me bitch
u Fucking hypocrit
Don't fuck with me kid
Or i'ma blow my lid
Fuck you and your life
and your ugly ass wife
fuck you and your mom
and her boyfriend named tom
Cuz i'm gonna come
and rock their world
Take your baby girl
and make her hair curl
WUHT?! -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 03:44:27
if only that where true you fucking jew you have no clue or your on view. your rhymes you need to renew take action and start to pursue this battle because im rocking your world that make YOUR hair curl, when i look at you face it make ME hurl. so speak you gibberish language that makes us all cry why because you think your so sly but thats the first thing i have to deny.
-
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 11:58:29
I'm not a fucking jew
You catholic foo
Follow the pope
That's all you can hope
And if he should fall
Cathalick his balls
My rhymes are straight
My rhymes are made
RIght out of the closet
So don't you boss it
around you, you say you cry
But all that I, see is lie
The cake is lie
Your mothers not
I fucked her last night
cuz she is hot
If you wanna fight
let's take it outside
It's the 3rd tide
gonna feel my reich
Gotta stand up for my pride
oh shit I lied
your mothers so fat
she ate all her cats
she reached fer her toes
but couldn't get halfway at most
I speak english bitch
like you should too
I don't need a gay niche
to fill my rhymes foo! -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 15:42:46
Eol you fail
and Aod1 you are a no one
All your rymes fall flat
you cannot combat
my killer rap
from the terror of miyat
ill will make a come back
and hit you in the nut sack
People liek you deserve nuttin
When i was bangin your mom
she made me a muffin
both of you have ADD
when ever I read your rap
you make my ears bleed
it disgusts me you see
that the two of you think
you can even touch me -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 16:00:13
Yo miyat your rap is whack
it makes me fucking want to laugh
your lyrics are sad you must be mad
no sane man would do that
to themselves, embaress yourselves
i was bangin yoiur mom too
yo nigga shit wuht foo
a muffin?
Thats nuffin
got a blue waffle
make me a flaffle
suck it harder
fuck me longer
come to the game
what both teams win
yo mom thinks yo lame
dont play with us men! -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 19:26:58
miyat you think my rhymes are flat
but my name is matt
nigga ill smack you up side the head with a baseball bat.
now hear me flow
while im on the go
Eos and miyat are my Foe
But mother fucker i say SO
they aint got skill
but i got the will
to put in the final kill
with the rhymes that i spill
your rhymes suck while my rhymes are ill -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 20:15:33
Dont diss my rhymes
My beats are sick
Count all the times
that i have now kicked
your asses up with my
foot stuck in it -
Date: Tue, May 18 2010 20:25:25
your rhymes blow
they dont flow so slow
i glow dont you know
but let me tell you one thing that you may not know
this aint a crime your rhyme is grime im in my prime
i look at my watch and see the time.
next time you might beable to beat me
the battle is free
but right now im on a killing spree -
Date: Wed, May 19 2010 01:31:00
i defeat you
beat you.... bitch i never want to meet you
i roll with my crew very few they follow me on my que
fuck you and fuck you to, me to you, stay true to the test
im the best threw out the west. i wear a creast on my chest
over a bullet proof vest cloaks and daggers blow you to fragments
and left over dust this rhyme i bust theirs not one nigger that i trust
just my hate that i create put it on a plate it must be fate. i wanna clean slate
hear the shit that i state. their is no debate just my hate can any of you mother fuckers
stand up and relate as await my trail defile my rap style i got off 8 mile say cheese and smile
a freestyle -
Date: Fri, May 21 2010 16:37:00
Yo, AOD1
Way to ruin the fun
I ain't tryin' tah play
but youve got to be gay
Whats with your freestyle
it's off by a mile
Your beat poetry
ain't got no symmetry
My lyrics are phat
your stanzas are whack
I am the killah
I drop these syllah
bles like im infala
ble bitch dont you know?
You can't just go
and rap in my hood
bitch I know you're a fag
your ballsac it sags
down to the floor
You're a pussy at core
Here's my freestyle
Bitch and after I sure will
beat your ass with a fucking stick
Like the spanish inquisition or the fucking Azztichs
I see you, feel you
Always want to suck you
You're a shining slippery never want to hurt you
Yo momma she states as she asks if we koo
I try to attempt, to say no to her foo
I make a mistake, lest, I take another shit in your pool
Yo momma like cakes, I tell her that's cool, we get down
Down town in a Bm W And out the back seat she thinks that she sees you
Moaning like a whore in the trunk with my dick
She kicks the roof and she grunts a little bit
Fuck me fuck me fuck me like a dog
that's what she says when the rest is in a fog
I cum on her chest and I rip open her dress
She moans like a cow or a sow in labor, she's a mess
And 9 months later what now? a baby is born
Is this a sign? maybe and now I am sworn
It's little A-d1 and hes ready for some fun
he's got ADD and he doesnt know his mum made love with his sons
friend in the back seat gettin sum dat fresh meat
Eating that pussy like a kitty with rabbies
Yah I fucked your mom and she liked it
Your sister too sike
kid but no, foreal she was moaning like a seal
bitch know who you're messing with
I can't stand to even type this
Shit this you're an idiot
Wahtcha gonna do bout it? -
Date: Mon, May 24 2010 07:14:37
dude be careful in kicking aod's ass, before you do that kiss your father''s black ass!
-
Date: Mon, May 24 2010 07:15:37
dude be careful in kicking aod's ass, before you do that kiss your father''s black ass!
-
Date: Tue, Jun 22 2010 22:01:16
Why are people fighting with these rhymes
cuz they wont get a dime
off this stupid rap game
you guys should be shamed
because your UPSB all day
next thing youl now your memory will start to fade
because you dont get far
you go outside and get scars
im laughing right now
because this is so WOW
im asain i dont rap
so good bye you big sap.
ahaha damn i suck at this game
-
Date: Wed, Jun 23 2010 11:52:42
Yo, catch look at me,
You're in UPSB
But you still playing it
like it's version three
But it's fine catch
I won't hate on you man
just shut your trap
I mean that's all you can
do cuz you're a pussy bitch
you know you can't catch
me and your mom
getting it on
you bust the door in
but nothing's happenin
look l like a fool
yo catch you're a tool!
Lemme give you some advice
When the price is right
in version four
I'm gonna take the floor
Wipe your face
with a new forum board!
In our new rap thread
we will bust a move
I hope you're not mad
cuz you got no groove. -
Date: Wed, Jun 23 2010 12:00:31
fail rap ahead.
So that UPSB's gonna close,
Fighting, still you chose
Can't you end this game
With not the goal for fame
As the best effing rapper of UPSB
Cause you'll just all pay a fee
I gotta admit, I'll be missing this soon
I hope UPSB v4s gonna have no goons
also trolls that I always see all day
they make me wanna hit the hay.
ohai, goodbye this is the end
or really is it? you gotta defend
to be the last poster in this thread
or else be torn to shreds.
LOLing out loud, I dunno how to rap
All I keep on spewing is just really crap
But I hope you understand what I'm trying to say
That life's not gonna be all trolling and play.
Peace out mang. -
Date: Wed, Jun 23 2010 12:05:57
I hear you man,
now's a time to make peace
so that we all can
Move on with our lives at least
So many things to do
Like film for wind's collab
It's hard to love one another too
it's really sad
<3