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Forum Games / The Chuck Norris Game
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Date: Wed, May 6 2009 17:20:43
Hey guys this is a game I thought of after spamming in the SB. The point of the game is to find/make up funny stuff about Chuck Norris to make people
Lol.
You can post as many as you want per post i guess, just don't post like 100+ of something.
Ill start with ym favorite one:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. -
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 17:38:49
Dibs on all these:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ -
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 22:42:34
Chuck Norris brought a puppy back to life by smiling.
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Date: Wed, May 6 2009 23:00:50
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
lol got these from this site
btw, isnt there already a thread on this? -
Date: Thu, May 7 2009 10:15:30
Chuck Norris is counted to infinity..... twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -
Date: Sat, May 16 2009 15:16:59
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. -
Date: Sat, May 16 2009 18:24:47
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays chip.
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Date: Sat, May 16 2009 18:28:58
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to exist.
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Date: Sat, May 16 2009 18:40:35
They made a movie, Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but it never came out because it was only 5 seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom, he uses a trash bag. -
Date: Sun, May 17 2009 01:20:34
Chuck norris can drown a fish.
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Date: Sun, May 17 2009 01:25:43
chuck norris does not sleep. he waits
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Date: Fri, May 22 2009 06:35:07QUOTE (NoobishPenspinner @ May 7 2009, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris doesn't sneeze.
Chuck Norris can make fish breathe air and live.
No one can find Chuck Norris, he finds you. -
Date: Fri, May 22 2009 14:36:12
One day, Chuck Norris picked up a girl in his truck. They made sweet love, and some of sperm got on the truck. This truck..is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Date: Sat, May 23 2009 14:09:01
Chuck Norris can eat w/o eating.
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Date: Sat, May 23 2009 16:02:38
chuck norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
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Date: Sun, May 24 2009 19:14:43
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone.
Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is in fact an "I" in Norris but there is no "Team"– Not even close.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast his foot defied the theory of relativity by flying faster then the speed of light and going back in time, knocking Amelia Earhart out of the air.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave. Revenge is a dish served cold.
If by some incredible paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. PERIOD.
The tyrannosaurus rex went extinct by the Chucknorasaurus .
If you burned 1 CM of a hair from Chuck Norris' beard, it would power the city of Montreal for 47 Minutes.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' hometown read "Die Slowly" and "Die Quickly." They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
I have a Chuck Norris daily calendar that has a Chuck Norris fact for every day. Appease Chuck, because I see him behind you now. Don't laugh, these are facts! -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 03:46:12
Chuck Norris revived this thread
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Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 05:09:57
Chuck Norris killed this thread
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Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 23:15:59
kids look under their bed for the boogyman. the boogyman looks under his bed for CHUCK NORRIS!
theres three speeds to a car slow,fast,and CHUCK NORRIS! -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 23:43:54
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool simply gets Chuck Norris'd.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 23:45:59
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the pool gets Chuck Norris.
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Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 00:15:18
On the first day, God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "You forgot to say 'please.'"
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Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 01:32:33
don't know if its here already but...
Chuck Norris sleeps with hie pillow under his gun. -
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 01:37:59
i've got two posters packed with these....
chuck norris is similar to a russian nesting doll. if one were to break chuck norris open you would only find another smaller chuck norris. only smaller and angrier.
oxygen requires chuck norris to live.chuck norris can un-scramble an egg.
chuck norris can set an ant hill on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.
before he forgot a gift for chuck norris, santa claus was real.
it's no use crying over spilled milk. unless it's chuck norris's milk. because then you're gonna die.