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Spammer's Bin / How do you cease/prevent a boner?

  1. Glamouraz
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 10:25:52

    Share please.

  2. phua sy
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 10:45:36

    Push it.

  3. KTrinh93
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 10:52:30

    think bout guys or ugly chicks? dunno.gif

  4. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 11:08:12

    dont think about anything that causes one in the first case

  5. phua sy
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 11:12:32

    QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Oct 22 2009, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    dont think about anything that causes one in the first case

    It pops out randomly.So there might be something that causes it.

  6. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 11:21:22

    QUOTE (phua sy @ Oct 22 2009, 06:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    It pops out randomly.So there might be something that causes it.


    erm phua i am sure if doesnt happen THAT OFTEN when u dont keep staring at women

  7. phua sy
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 11:24:12

    QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Oct 22 2009, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    erm phua i am sure if doesnt happen THAT OFTEN when u dont keep staring at women

    No need to caps hehe.Just bold is enough =D

    But most googled cases are mostly random type.

  8. Thnikk
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 12:47:24

    think about dicks getting cut off

  9. Jaybles
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 15:10:53

    Visualise 2girls1cup but with zuolin as both girls. With a cup twice as big.

  10. dRz
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 15:25:28

    flick left testicle.

    Why do you want to prevent your boner? be proud son. when i get a boner i intentionally want people to see it

  11. Awesome
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 17:09:24

    Masturbate to orgasm, after cuming they usually go away

  12. Sankaku
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 17:10:53

    1. Whack off
    2. Something similar to what jaybles said haha

  13. SJ
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 21:37:41

    QUOTE (phua sy @ Oct 22 2009, 03:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Push it.

    lolwtf


    just think about fat old greasy guys

    if that still turns u on, ur gay. dunno.gif

  14. IAmTheMrGuy
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 21:43:33

    One word: Zuolin.

  15. ptz911
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 21:59:36

    Think about the shoutbox

  16. Ilvdrftng
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 22:56:59

    QUOTE (IAmTheMrGuy @ Oct 22 2009, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    One word: Zuolin.

    EPIC POST IS EPIC

  17. RoastBeef
    Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 22:59:29

    QUOTE (IAmTheMrGuy @ Oct 22 2009, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    One word: Zuolin.

    this quote is pure win

    do a hard mental math in your head, usually when ur not thinking about something sexual it goes away

  18. Sadistic
    Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 04:50:52

    QUOTE (Thnikk @ Oct 22 2009, 08:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    think about dicks getting cut off


    Ive actually used this too and it works pretty good for me.

    Oh, and of course

  19. Krispy Kreme
    Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 09:01:14

    O.O what if yu think about a guy and yu get a boner?
    there are way more names for a boner xD

    Stiffy

    Soldier..

  20. Krispy Kreme
    Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 09:02:01

    O.O what if yu think about a guy and yu get a boner?
    there are way more names for a boner xD

    Stiffy

    Soldier..

  21. Jaybles
    Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 10:14:10

    QUOTE (RoastBeef @ Oct 23 2009, 06:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    this quote is pure win

    do a hard mental math in your head, usually when ur not thinking about something sexual it goes away


    I get aroused when I think of math.

    Why the heck is it always you or shoeman6 coming up with threads like this?

  22. Shoutbox
    Date: Thu, Oct 29 2009 19:51:20

    QUOTE (ptz911 @ Oct 22 2009, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Think about the shoutbox

    Yes, think about me.

  23. Sidewinder
    Date: Sat, Oct 31 2009 23:36:33

    QUOTE (RoastBeef @ Oct 23 2009, 09:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    this quote is pure win
    do a hard mental math in your head, usually when ur not thinking about something sexual it goes away

    QUOTE (Jaybles @ Oct 23 2009, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I get aroused when I think of math.

    The hard mental math in my pants is the problem

  24. Milk
    Date: Sat, Oct 31 2009 23:42:50

    Just imagine this:

  25. Sidewinder
    Date: Sat, Oct 31 2009 23:49:34

    i think your avatar does a pretty good job too milky-boy

  26. Tushix
    Date: Sat, Oct 31 2009 23:53:37

    Tense other muscles. I usually push my hands together as hard as I can. his causes blood to go to the arms muscles instead of your dick.

  27. Sidewinder
    Date: Sun, Nov 1 2009 02:22:18

    God gave us boners for a reason.

  28. Colin
    Date: Sun, Nov 1 2009 04:12:35

    QUOTE (Jaybles @ Oct 22 2009, 08:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Visualise 2girls1cup but with zuolin as both girls. With a cup twice as big.

  29. phua sy
    Date: Sun, Nov 1 2009 05:37:39

    QUOTE (Milk @ Nov 1 2009, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Just imagine this:


    Spoiler:

    That is the best torture way for woman against a man.

  30. Milk
    Date: Sun, Nov 1 2009 06:32:47

    QUOTE
    That is the best torture way for woman against a man.


    Lol yea it would be

  31. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 01:30:11

    QUOTE (Milk @ Nov 1 2009, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Just imagine this:


    Spoiler:

    wtf.gif

  32. GhostOfShoutbox
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 01:37:03

    QUOTE (Shoutbox @ Oct 29 2009, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Yes, think about me.

    mmmmm yes think of me also.

  33. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 03:14:42

    QUOTE (Jaybles @ Oct 22 2009, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Visualise 2girls1cup but with zuolin as both girls. With a cup twice as big.

    i thought is 1girl2cup?
    how can two girls share 1 breast? XD

    btw i tried. didn't work for me smile.gif

  34. Glamouraz
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 10:03:58

    I don't think you know what 2 girls 1 cup is.

  35. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 10:23:41

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Nov 6 2009, 05:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I don't think you know what 2 girls 1 cup is.


    glam, thats fricking gross

  36. phua sy
    Date: Fri, Nov 6 2009 12:48:07

    I never saw before, and i will see go and see.The reactions on youtube are the reasons.

    Edit:Glamouraz is right,Zuolin don't know what is that.

  37. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 7 2009 09:31:30

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Nov 6 2009, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I don't think you know what 2 girls 1 cup is.

    itz a porn website am i right?
    my friend mentioned it once

    or something that has to do with porn

  38. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 7 2009 09:35:34

    QUOTE (phua sy @ Nov 6 2009, 08:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I never saw before, and i will see go and see.The reactions on youtube are the reasons.

    Edit:Glamouraz is right,Zuolin don't know what is that.

    am i that swakoo? lol

  39. zuolin
    Date: Mon, Nov 9 2009 15:44:10

    hi^^ minche.png

  40. N00B Spinner
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 06:10:20

    Havent you fucking realized not to double or tripple post dumbass.

  41. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 06:18:55

    yes i haved

  42. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 06:18:55

    yes i haved

  43. hoiboy
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 06:23:44

    QUOTE (N00B Spinner @ Nov 13 2009, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Havent you fucking realized not to double or tripple post dumbass.


    Hmm. I remember somewhere in the shoutbox you were like "I don't flame etc."

  44. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 07:21:57

    huh where got? ???????

  45. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Nov 14 2009 07:22:36

    huh where got? ???????

  46. Nation
    Date: Mon, Nov 16 2009 23:04:32

    QUOTE (zuolin @ Nov 14 2009, 02:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    huh where got? ???????

    GO TO HELL AND GTFO OF UPSB WHILE YOUR AT IT, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEFAG.

  47. unicorndog
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 01:23:11

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Oct 22 2009, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Share please.




    If I where you I would just think about kyle or spinneraddiction and that would go away lickedy split tongue.gif

  48. zuolin
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:40:43

    QUOTE (Nation @ Nov 17 2009, 07:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    GO TO HELL AND GTFO OF UPSB WHILE YOUR AT IT, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEFAG.

    mods delete this post >.<
    dunno why but accidentally double posted

  49. zuolin
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:41:24

    QUOTE (Nation @ Nov 17 2009, 07:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    GO TO HELL AND GTFO OF UPSB WHILE YOUR AT IT, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEFAG.

    no happy.gif

  50. octan3
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:42:25

    aha answer to this question: read zuolin's posts =P

  51. zuolin
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:42:58

    QUOTE (octan3 @ Nov 17 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    aha answer to this question: read zuolin's posts =P

    hi^^

  52. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:48:46

    I feel sorry for zuolin's mother...

  53. zuolin
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:50:06

    same here... sleep(1).gif

  54. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 07:52:49

    Probably for a different reason though. She's forced to love you.

    By the way, I don't know from experience but I hear watching a clock or squeezing your legs tightly together works :/

  55. Colin
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 08:01:01

    QUOTE (colourfulXinsanity @ Nov 16 2009, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I feel sorry for zuolin's mother...

    squeezing my legs together makes it worse for me :\

    for me to prevent one, I just usually continue on with what im doing, it goes away sooner or later.

  56. Glamouraz
    Date: Tue, Nov 17 2009 14:13:29

    What if you're in class and you got one and the class ends and you gotta grab your bag and go?

  57. IAmTheMrGuy
    Date: Wed, Nov 18 2009 00:10:34

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Nov 17 2009, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    What if you're in class and you got one and the class ends and you gotta grab your bag and go?

    flex your arms as hard as possible. It's a quick fix. Usually works better with long sleeves if your arms are visible

  58. CaptainGolfBall
    Date: Thu, Apr 15 2010 04:53:57

    /revive

    Whenever I have this problem, I try to think of Rosie O'Donnell sitting naked on a toilet, greased up with Vaseline, sucking down an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and washing that down with a gallon of Crisco.

  59. Clyde
    Date: Thu, Apr 15 2010 09:10:50

    QUOTE (CaptainGolfBall @ Apr 15 2010, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    /revive

    Whenever I have this problem, I try to think of Rosie O'Donnell sitting naked on a toilet, greased up with Vaseline, sucking down an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and washing that down with a gallon of Crisco.

    yak!!!

  60. neXus
    Date: Thu, Apr 15 2010 12:10:32

    Can't really prevent them, it's like getting shy and red when speaking in public, you try to focus on not getting red but that makes it so much worse. Thinking about something disgusting doesn't help me at all.

    With jeans a boner isn't that bad but when you have a moment where no one sees you: Uptuck. Works only if you have decently tight pants or a belt on but when you do it's excellent. Just stick your dick between your belly and your pants. Depending on your dick when it gets soft it will probably shrink a little and slide back into it's normal position by it self.

    NEVER. EVER. BACKTUCK. It is horrible, it is painful and you will regret it immediately.

  61. Kirby
    Date: Thu, Apr 15 2010 21:15:04

    QUOTE (CaptainGolfBall @ Apr 14 2010, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    /revive

    Whenever I have this problem, I try to think of Rosie O'Donnell sitting naked on a toilet, greased up with Vaseline, sucking down an entire bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and washing that down with a gallon of Crisco.

    I just jizzed in mah pants. [Insert Colin's avatar here]

  62. SJ
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 00:16:52

    think of your grandma. (NOT from personal experience)

    if you still get a boner, its either your grandma is hot or youre just abnormal.

  63. Colin
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 00:42:48

    just think of someone grabbing your penis thinking its a cell phone, or barging into the room when youre having sex.

    /ceaseboner.
    (first one is not personal experience.)

  64. Wind
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 02:41:34

    QUOTE (Colin @ Apr 15 2010, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    just think of someone grabbing your penis thinking its a cell phone, or barging into the room when youre having sex.

    /ceaseboner.
    (first one is not personal experience.)

    Then the second one is?

  65. strat1227
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 16:15:58

    The way that works 100% of the time? just walk that shit off. after like 10 or 12 steps that shit's down to a semi at worst, no longer noticeable

  66. Kirby
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 21:36:26

    @Strat sorry but that didnt work at all for me.

  67. Chief_Snake
    Date: Fri, Apr 16 2010 21:53:46

    QUOTE (strat1227 @ Apr 16 2010, 11:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    The way that works 100% of the time? just walk that shit off. after like 10 or 12 steps that shit's down to a semi at worst, no longer noticeable

    always works for me.

  68. Glamouraz
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 05:59:06

    Ok great! New stuff to try.

  69. Tushix
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 07:28:30

    40000th post in Offtopic!!!!!

    This thread deserves it xD

    On topic: Tuck it in, stretch the shirt while making it look as natural as possible xD

  70. k-ryder
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 08:00:53

    QUOTE (Tushix @ Apr 17 2010, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    40000th post in Offtopic!!!!!

    This thread deserves it xD

    On topic: Tuck it in, stretch the shirt while making it look as natural as possible xD


    also, the 69th post in the boner thread

  71. Tushix
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 09:14:07

    QUOTE (k-ryder @ Apr 17 2010, 04:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    also, the 69th post in the boner thread

    ohmy.gif man I'm good cool.gif

  72. Yanos
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 14:36:52

    think of your sister

    don't do if she's super hot though,


    because I'll DO IT FOR YOU smile.gif

  73. Sankaku
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 19:11:51

    Pfft, just find a washroom and relieve it there.

  74. Loanshark
    Date: Sat, Apr 17 2010 19:43:10

    Chop it off. smile.gif

  75. Prince
    Date: Mon, Apr 19 2010 14:59:39

    I heard that if you stop masturbating it will decrease unwanted erections because those 'parts' are less active. also when you hit adulthood it will stop.

  76. +Guitrum+
    Date: Mon, Apr 19 2010 15:37:03

    think of cxi

  77. Clyde
    Date: Mon, Apr 19 2010 15:43:17

    QUOTE (+Guitrum+ @ Apr 20 2010, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    think of cxi

    lol

  78. jaychou
    Date: Fri, Apr 23 2010 09:31:24

    QUOTE (+Guitrum+ @ Apr 19 2010, 08:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    think of cxi


    i wish i could thank this post

  79. Glamouraz
    Date: Sun, Apr 25 2010 12:45:34

    What if you've got to hug a girl and you need to get rid of it fast?

  80. neXus
    Date: Sun, Apr 25 2010 13:07:34

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Apr 25 2010, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    What if you've got to hug a girl and you need to get rid of it fast?


    Masturbate more, a simple hug shouldn't cause a boner.