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Spammer's Bin / "Upgrade Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Operating System"

  1. FripメECツ
    Date: Thu, Dec 10 2009 04:18:42

    Dear IT Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and World Cup 2.0.

    And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate

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    Reply:

    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package , while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
    C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.


    If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Out 6.1. And Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

    Good Luck,

    IT Support


    lmfao just saw this biggrin.gif

  2. Glamouraz
    Date: Thu, Dec 10 2009 04:42:29

    Nice, although I've read it before.

  3. Jaybles
    Date: Thu, Dec 10 2009 09:15:11

    Old.

  4. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Dec 11 2009 04:22:21

    what the shit is this?

  5. +Guitrum+
    Date: Fri, Dec 11 2009 04:50:47

    who says "what the shit"?

  6. zuolin
    Date: Sat, Dec 12 2009 08:41:46

    QUOTE (+Guitrum+ @ Dec 11 2009, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    who says "what the shit"?

    me?