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Spammer's Bin / I just got owned

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  1. RH
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:43:27

    simple enough

    this morning i asked for a waffle with syrup on it. i got honey on my waffle. NO ONE ASKS FOR HONEY ON THEIR WAFFLES!!! stupid mom. sleep(1).gif

  2. ION
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:45:00

    QUOTE (RH @ Dec 20 2009, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    simple enough

    this morning i asked for a waffle with syrup on it. i got honey on my waffle. NO ONE ASKS FOR HONEY ON THEIR WAFFLES!!! stupid mom. sleep(1).gif


    Way to show appreciation for the woman who birthed and raised you. You don't even deserve waffles.

  3. Ohayo
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:45:24

    during the summer i asked my cousin for a cup of coke, he showed me his bag of weed.

  4. Krispy Kreme
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:45:44

    I bit into a hot Chilli and thought it was a piece of carrot =="

  5. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:46:39

    Thought my door was open, it wasn't. I ran right into it.

  6. Krispy Kreme
    Date: Mon, Dec 21 2009 01:52:12

    Oh another one yesturday.
    You know how sometimes the main entrances of malls/shopping centres are automatic?
    Well i went to a shopping centre where you need to pull or push the door to open it but i didnt know so i walked into the door handle xD

  7. TeddyBear
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 03:10:32

    Walked into a bathroom, didn't knock, girl was in there, I screamed.

  8. Wind
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 03:12:07

    QUOTE (TeddyBear @ Dec 29 2009, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Walked into a bathroom, didn't knock, girl was in there, I screamed.

    why did YOU scream?

  9. JC
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 03:21:25

    Asked for guacamole in my wrap; turns out it was wasabi.
    (actually, i can't be sure that it was wasabi, but it was green..and wayy too spicy to be guacamole, so i'm assuming it was >.>)

  10. strat1227
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 03:24:52

    QUOTE (JC @ Dec 29 2009, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Asked for guacamole in my wrap; turns out it was wasabi.
    (actually, i can't be sure that it was wasabi, but it was green..and wayy too spicy to be guacamole, so i'm assuming it was >.>)


  11. xSpin
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 03:38:20

    QUOTE (ION @ Dec 20 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Way to show appreciation for the woman who birthed and raised you. You don't even deserve waffles.

  12. zuolin
    Date: Wed, Dec 30 2009 09:04:57

    you got owned