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share them =)
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Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 06:54:42
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Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 06:55:39
EDIT:wtf somethings wrong with my DAMN computer
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Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:08:12
racist jokes are offending.
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Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:12:01QUOTE (xSpin @ Jan 7 2010, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>racist jokes are offending.
theyre also funny lol -
Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:12:54QUOTE (SJ @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>theyre also funny lol
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Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 01:10:45
what do u call a black priest?
-Holy Shit
plz dun ban me. just sharing my knowledge -
Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:21:28
How come there aren't any mexicans on star trek?
BECAUSE THEY STILL WONT HAVE JOBS IN THE FUTURE.
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Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:35:31
fuck you zuolin stuff like this is not funny. how would u like it when you scold someone a nigger and someone scolds you back as ching chang chong ? dont insult people's race, grow up fag.
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Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:46:28
Why are black people so tall?
because their negros (knee grows) -
Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:53:04
How are Black folk an apples similair? They both look good hanging from trees
how was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny
a black man walks into a bar and buys a beer
womens rights
don't ban me. And not racist just sharing jokes.
If you laugh at any jokes on this thread you're a sick bastard. -
Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 04:53:04QUOTE (GoldStars @ Jan 8 2010, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why are black people so tall?
because their negros (knee grows)
xD you are king. -
Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 16:18:04
Why does Beyonce (spelling???) always sing to the left??
-Because black people have no rights...
What do u call it when a bunch of black people jump off the cliff?
-Night Time
What do u call it when a bunch of white people jump off the cliff?
-Snow
What do u call it when a bunch of brown people jump off the cliff?
-Air pollution
What do u say when u see ur t.v floating in the middle of the night?
- Nigger drop that shit and get the fuck out of my house...
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
-a Jew with a gift card...
Laugh at any of these and ur just messed... -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 09:57:38
mt brother tols me this stoopid one which caused me to create this thread:
a photo of a nigger in a pile of shit is called family photo
and i came across a pic that says:
arrest nigga babies before they commit a crime -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:01:51QUOTE (SJ @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>theyre also funny lolQUOTE (zuolin @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>+1
EDIT:+ 1/2
they don't make me laugh O.o -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:06:16
that is not funny , because there are african american spinners. show some respect for others
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Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:11:05QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Jan 13 2010, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>that is not funny
i agree
they aren't really funny ._.
only some of them -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 17:19:43
damn some of you ppl need to chill
what do u call bunch of black people in a pool?
cocopuffs -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 21:30:37
Why shouldn't people in Singapore be allowed to breed?
zuolin. -
Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 21:47:10QUOTE (strat1227 @ Jan 13 2010, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why shouldn't retarded people in Singapore be allowed to breed?
zuolin.
/fix'd
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Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:15:28QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Jan 13 2010, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>that is not funny , because there are african american spinners. show some respect for others
Calm the fuck down, they're jokes. Go ask huroni if he's offended by this, and there's more racist jokes than just black ones.
Why was the black baby crying when it had diarrhea?
Because it thought it was melting. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:17:42
What's bad about a bus full of 99 black people falling off a cliff?
The bus seats 100. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:26:55
racist jokes are racist but funny, that's why they're good
Why don't Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving?
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Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:38:15QUOTE (nateiskewl @ Jan 13 2010, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>What's bad about a bus full of 99 black people falling off a cliff?
The bus seats 100.
I'm sorry, but can you go in to a further explanation on this, i do not understand this joke at all >_> -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:40:18
whats the difference between a bench and a 40 year old balck man??
a bench can support a family.
what are the only 2 things faster then a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon
and a nigger stealing a t.v. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:41:34QUOTE (Ohayo @ Jan 13 2010, 07:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm sorry, but can you go in to a further explanation on this, i do not understand this joke at all >_>
1 non-black person died, and that's the real tragedy. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:51:27QUOTE (Zombo @ Jan 13 2010, 06:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>1 non-black person died, and that's the real tragedy.
I thought it meant there was one open seat and that the bad thing was the bus wasn't full. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:59:21
what do you call a black person on the moon?
a problem
what do you call 100 black people on the moon?
a big problem
what do you call all the black people on earth on the moon?
problem solved
note: joke can be applied to any minority -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:13:19
how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:19:48
man these are some new ones...
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Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:23:39QUOTE (ION @ Jan 13 2010, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I thought it meant there was one open seat and that the bad thing was the bus wasn't full.
Dingdingdingding. -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:48:21QUOTE (CDN-izedAZN @ Jan 8 2010, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>what do u call a black priest?
-Holy Shit
plz dun ban me. just sharing my knowledgeQUOTE (KunLin @ Jan 13 2010, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
these ones actually made me laugh out loud
there's a black man and a mexican in the car, who's driving? the cops
how do you know when an Asian robs you? your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded and hes still trying to outta the driveway
whats Hitler's favorite planet? jewpiter
what do you a thousand black men under the CN tower? pubic hair -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 03:18:40QUOTE (Eric @ Jan 13 2010, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>racist jokes are racist but funny, that's why they're good
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
Spoiler:QUOTE (k-ryder @ Jan 13 2010, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>what do you call a mexicans on the moon?
a problem
what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon?
a big problem
what do you call all the mexicans on earth on the moon?
problem solved
note: joke can be applied to any minority
better
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Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:13:41
gagaga
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Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:20:52QUOTE (Thnikk @ Jan 13 2010, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Calm the fuck down, they're jokes. Go ask huroni if he's offended by this, and there's more racist jokes than just black ones.
lol, yu should probably think of another example, Huroni very much dislikes when people say anything race-oriented -
Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:25:51
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
DROP IT NIGGA -
Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:13:23
Not a joke, just a word I found in the dictionary:
nigâ‹…riâ‹…fy
  /ˈnɪgrəˌfaɪ/ [nig-ruh-fahy]
–verb (used with object), -fied, -fy⋅ing.
to blacken. -
Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:18:24
sadistic, what dictionary did you find that one in???
university of alabama's dictionary from 1932?
*checks university of alabama's dictionary 2009 edition*
huh... seems to be in here -
Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:22:08QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 14 2010, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
DROP IT NIGGA
LOL -
Date: Tue, Feb 2 2010 06:35:24
Deft Theft (10:18:22 PM): mrs g____ (name censored to retain anonymity) prefers to go by
Deft Theft (10:18:24 PM): Mizz G
Deft Theft (10:18:25 PM): now
(10:21:38 PM): oh rly
Deft Theft (10:21:47 PM): yah
Deft Theft (10:21:54 PM): "MIZZ G! WHAN IS TEH APBR DUE"
(10:22:18 PM): lawl
Deft Theft (10:22:27 PM): we sound like those niggers in to kill a mockingbird
Deft Theft (10:22:31 PM): LOL
Deft Theft (10:22:34 PM): JK IM NOT RACIST
(10:24:25 PM): o.o
(10:24:26 PM): weirdo
(10:24:27 PM): lol
Deft Theft (10:24:29 PM): lol
Deft Theft (10:24:30 PM): im kidding
Deft Theft (10:24:35 PM): some of my best blacks are my friends
Deft Theft (10:24:37 PM): I MEAN
Deft Theft (10:24:42 PM): some of my best friends are black
lol just thought it was funnay -
Date: Tue, Feb 2 2010 09:48:43
oo lols