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Spammer's Bin / racist jokes

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  1. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 06:54:42

    http://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=t&sour...8EpPiXbFz6_rQyA

  2. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 06:55:39

    EDIT:wtf somethings wrong with my DAMN computer facepalm.gif

  3. xSpin
    Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:08:12

    racist jokes are offending.

  4. SJ
    Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:12:01

    QUOTE (xSpin @ Jan 7 2010, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    racist jokes are offending.

    theyre also funny lol

  5. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Jan 8 2010 07:12:54

    QUOTE (SJ @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    theyre also funny lol

    +1

  6. CDN-izedAZN
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 01:10:45

    what do u call a black priest?
    -Holy Shit


    plz dun ban me. just sharing my knowledge smile.gif

  7. XYZakiメAM
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:21:28

    How come there aren't any mexicans on star trek?

    BECAUSE THEY STILL WONT HAVE JOBS IN THE FUTURE.


    >:]

  8. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:35:31

    fuck you zuolin stuff like this is not funny. how would u like it when you scold someone a nigger and someone scolds you back as ching chang chong ? dont insult people's race, grow up fag.

  9. GoldStars
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:46:28

    Why are black people so tall?

    because their negros (knee grows)

  10. EssenceOfLife
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 03:53:04

    How are Black folk an apples similair? They both look good hanging from trees

    how was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny

    a black man walks into a bar and buys a beer

    womens rights

    don't ban me. And not racist just sharing jokes.

    If you laugh at any jokes on this thread you're a sick bastard.

  11. Ohayo
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 04:53:04

    QUOTE (GoldStars @ Jan 8 2010, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Why are black people so tall?

    because their negros (knee grows)

    xD you are king.

  12. Hex
    Date: Sat, Jan 9 2010 16:18:04

    Why does Beyonce (spelling???) always sing to the left??
    -Because black people have no rights...

    What do u call it when a bunch of black people jump off the cliff?
    -Night Time

    What do u call it when a bunch of white people jump off the cliff?
    -Snow

    What do u call it when a bunch of brown people jump off the cliff?
    -Air pollution

    What do u say when u see ur t.v floating in the middle of the night?
    - Nigger drop that shit and get the fuck out of my house...

    Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
    -a Jew with a gift card...

    Laugh at any of these and ur just messed...

  13. zuolin
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 09:57:38

    mt brother tols me this stoopid one which caused me to create this thread:
    a photo of a nigger in a pile of shit is called family photo

    and i came across a pic that says:
    arrest nigga babies before they commit a crime

  14. zuolin
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:01:51

    QUOTE (SJ @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    theyre also funny lol



    QUOTE (zuolin @ Jan 8 2010, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    +1
    EDIT:+ 1/2

    they don't make me laugh O.o

  15. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:06:16

    that is not funny , because there are african american spinners. show some respect for others

  16. zuolin
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 10:11:05

    QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Jan 13 2010, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    that is not funny

    i agree
    they aren't really funny ._.
    only some of them

  17. SJ
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 17:19:43

    damn some of you ppl need to chill

    what do u call bunch of black people in a pool?

    cocopuffs

  18. strat1227
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 21:30:37

    Why shouldn't people in Singapore be allowed to breed?

    zuolin.

  19. Mystic
    Date: Wed, Jan 13 2010 21:47:10

    QUOTE (strat1227 @ Jan 13 2010, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Why shouldn't retarded people in Singapore be allowed to breed?

    zuolin.


    /fix'd

  20. Thnikk
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:15:28

    QUOTE (SPRiNGFiELD @ Jan 13 2010, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    that is not funny , because there are african american spinners. show some respect for others

    Calm the fuck down, they're jokes. Go ask huroni if he's offended by this, and there's more racist jokes than just black ones.

    Why was the black baby crying when it had diarrhea?

    Because it thought it was melting.

  21. nateiskewl
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:17:42

    What's bad about a bus full of 99 black people falling off a cliff?

    The bus seats 100.

  22. Eric
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:26:55

    racist jokes are racist but funny, that's why they're good smile.gif

    Why don't Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving?


    Spoiler:

    because KFC is closed on holidays.

  23. Ohayo
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:38:15

    QUOTE (nateiskewl @ Jan 13 2010, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    What's bad about a bus full of 99 black people falling off a cliff?

    The bus seats 100.

    I'm sorry, but can you go in to a further explanation on this, i do not understand this joke at all >_>

  24. Kirby
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:40:18

    whats the difference between a bench and a 40 year old balck man??
    a bench can support a family.

    what are the only 2 things faster then a speeding bullet?

    A jew with a coupon

    and a nigger stealing a t.v.

    tongue.gif

  25. Zombo
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:41:34

    QUOTE (Ohayo @ Jan 13 2010, 07:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I'm sorry, but can you go in to a further explanation on this, i do not understand this joke at all >_>


    1 non-black person died, and that's the real tragedy.

  26. ION
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:51:27

    QUOTE (Zombo @ Jan 13 2010, 06:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    1 non-black person died, and that's the real tragedy.


    I thought it meant there was one open seat and that the bad thing was the bus wasn't full.

  27. k-ryder
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 00:59:21

    what do you call a black person on the moon?
    a problem

    what do you call 100 black people on the moon?
    a big problem

    what do you call all the black people on earth on the moon?
    problem solved

    note: joke can be applied to any minority

  28. KunLin
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:13:19

    how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

    9 months

  29. Santa
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:19:48

    man these are some new ones...

  30. nateiskewl
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:23:39

    QUOTE (ION @ Jan 13 2010, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I thought it meant there was one open seat and that the bad thing was the bus wasn't full.


    Dingdingdingding.

  31. RoastBeef
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 01:48:21

    QUOTE (CDN-izedAZN @ Jan 8 2010, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    what do u call a black priest?
    -Holy Shit


    plz dun ban me. just sharing my knowledge smile.gif



    QUOTE (KunLin @ Jan 13 2010, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?

    9 months


    these ones actually made me laugh out loud


    there's a black man and a mexican in the car, who's driving? the cops

    how do you know when an Asian robs you? your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded and hes still trying to outta the driveway

    whats Hitler's favorite planet? jewpiter

    what do you a thousand black men under the CN tower? pubic hair

  32. Thnikk
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 03:18:40

    QUOTE (Eric @ Jan 13 2010, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    racist jokes are racist but funny, that's why they're good smile.gif

    Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Spoiler:

    because KFC is closed on holidays.



    QUOTE (k-ryder @ Jan 13 2010, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    what do you call a mexicans on the moon?
    a problem

    what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon?
    a big problem

    what do you call all the mexicans on earth on the moon?
    problem solved

    note: joke can be applied to any minority

    better

  33. zuolin
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:13:41

    gagaga

  34. strat1227
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:20:52

    QUOTE (Thnikk @ Jan 13 2010, 07:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Calm the fuck down, they're jokes. Go ask huroni if he's offended by this, and there's more racist jokes than just black ones.


    lol, yu should probably think of another example, Huroni very much dislikes when people say anything race-oriented

  35. Colin
    Date: Thu, Jan 14 2010 04:25:51

    What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?

    DROP IT NIGGA

  36. Sadistic
    Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:13:23

    Not a joke, just a word I found in the dictionary:

    nigâ‹…riâ‹…fy
      /ˈnɪgrəˌfaɪ/ [nig-ruh-fahy]
    –verb (used with object), -fied, -fy⋅ing.
    to blacken.

  37. k-ryder
    Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:18:24

    sadistic, what dictionary did you find that one in???

    university of alabama's dictionary from 1932?
    *checks university of alabama's dictionary 2009 edition*
    huh... seems to be in here

  38. zuolin
    Date: Fri, Jan 15 2010 05:22:08

    QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 14 2010, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?

    DROP IT NIGGA

    LOL

  39. Eric
    Date: Tue, Feb 2 2010 06:35:24

    Deft Theft (10:18:22 PM): mrs g____ (name censored to retain anonymity) prefers to go by
    Deft Theft (10:18:24 PM): Mizz G
    Deft Theft (10:18:25 PM): now
    (10:21:38 PM): oh rly
    Deft Theft (10:21:47 PM): yah
    Deft Theft (10:21:54 PM): "MIZZ G! WHAN IS TEH APBR DUE"
    (10:22:18 PM): lawl
    Deft Theft (10:22:27 PM): we sound like those niggers in to kill a mockingbird
    Deft Theft (10:22:31 PM): LOL
    Deft Theft (10:22:34 PM): JK IM NOT RACIST
    (10:24:25 PM): o.o
    (10:24:26 PM): weirdo
    (10:24:27 PM): lol
    Deft Theft (10:24:29 PM): lol
    Deft Theft (10:24:30 PM): im kidding
    Deft Theft (10:24:35 PM): some of my best blacks are my friends
    Deft Theft (10:24:37 PM): I MEAN
    Deft Theft (10:24:42 PM): some of my best friends are black


    lol just thought it was funnay

  40. zuolin
    Date: Tue, Feb 2 2010 09:48:43

    oo lols