UPSB v3
Off-topic / Translation Party
Ch'yeah
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Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 19:19:44
Go here. You enter an English phrase/sentence in it and it translate it into Japanese > Enlgish > Japanese > English, etc until an equilibrium between the two languages are met. Post your success/funny fails from it here. To save space, I didn't post the Japanese, just the English.
I started with, "A pack of hyenas with blue afros raped my family while I was in the kitchen."
back into English While I was in the kitchen blue afros were raped and my family a pack of hyenas.
back into English While I was in the kitchen blue afros were raped and my family pack of hyena.
back into English While I was in the kitchen blue afros were raped and hyena pack my family.
back into English While I was in the kitchen blue afros Famiripakkuhaiena had raped me.
back into English While I was in the kitchen Famiripakkuhaiena blue afros I had been raped.
back into English While I had been raped Famiripakkuhaiena blue kitchen had afros.
back into English Famiripakkuhaiena While I had been raped in the kitchen was blue afros.
back into English While I Famiripakkuhaiena blue afros had been raped in the kitchen was.
back into English Blue afros Famiripakkuhaiena While I was raped in the kitchen.
back into English I, meanwhile, was raped in the kitchen blue Famiripakkuhaiena afros.
back into English I, on the other hand, the blue of the kitchen was raped Famiripakkuhaiena afros.
back into English I, while the other was raped Famiripakkuhaiena afros blue kitchen.
back into English I, the other blue afros Famiripakkuhaiena kitchen was raped.
back into English I was raped afros Famiripakkuhaiena other blue kitchen.
back into English I was raped afros Famiripakkuhaiena other blue kitchen.
Equilibrium found! -
Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 19:45:34
"mario ran into a bush of cucumbers while having a sausage fest with luigi and yoshi"
mario ran into a bush of cucumbers while having a sausage fest with luigi and yoshi
But ran into the bush cucumbers and sausage festival Mario Luigi and Yoshi
But I ran into Yoshi and cucumber and sausage festival Marioruiji Bush
However, I am Yoshi and cucumber and sausage festival ran Bush Marioruiji
However, I am Yoshi and cucumber and sausage festival, Bush ran Marioruiji
However, I am Yoshi and cucumber and sausage festival, President Bush ran Marioruiji
However, I am Yoshi and cucumber and sausage festival, President Bush ran Marioruiji
Equilibrium found!
(i dont get this shit.gif)
not really funny either) -
Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 20:03:04
Thnikk's power level is over 9000?!?
back into English 9000 Thnikk What is the minimum power level? ! ?
back into English What is the minimum power level of 9000 Thnikk do? ! ?
back into English What is the minimum power level of 9000 Thnikk you? ! ?
back into English What is the minimum power level of 9000 Thnikk What if? ! ?
back into English 9000 Thnikk minimum power level is what I do? ! ?
back into English I 9000 Thnikk What is the minimum power level? ! ?
back into English I 9000 Thnikk minimum power level you like? ! ?
back into English I like your 9000 Thnikk minimum power level? ! ?
back into English I like your 9000 Thnikk minimum power level? ! ? -
Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 20:08:35
hmm its more fun when you mix in more languages
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Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 21:29:25
I suspect a homosexual of the male persuasion will comment on this particular subject.
I believe that gay men persuaded to comment on this particular issue.
I am a homosexual man is persuaded to believe this particular comment on the issue.
I have this problem for gay men, are persuaded to believe that particular comment.
I have to convince gay men to believe that certain comments, you have this problem.
I have specific comments, you need to persuade men to believe that homosexual problem.
I was just a matter of gay and you have a specific comment you need to persuade the men.
If I was gay and the only problem was to identify a comment you need to persuade the men.
If the only problem is if I was gay, was to identify the comment you need to persuade the men.
The only problem is if I was gay, if that is was possible to identify a comment you need to persuade men.
In that case, I was able to identify the comment you need to convince your man is the only problem was a homosexual.
In that case, I was able to identify a comment that is needed to convince gays and the only man to be a problem for you.
In that case, I was able to identify the comment needed to be a problem if only to convince a gay man.
In that case, if the problem I was able to identify the comment you need to convince gay men.
In that case, the problem is, we were able to identify a comment you need to convince me that gay men.
In that case, this issue, we were able to identify gay men have a comment you need to convince me.
In that case, the problem is, we gay men you are able to identify the comment you need to convince me.
In that case, the problem is if we are gay men can identify the comment that you need to convince me.
In that case, if we are gay men comments, but you can see the need to convince me you are the problem.
In that case, the comments of the gay men if we do not have, if necessary, to convince me you can see that is a problem.
If such is necessary, if the comments of gay men, the problem is I need to convince are not able to see.
If you need this kind of comments from gay men, this problem is to see that I do not need to convince.
Cases, these need comments from gay men, this problem need to convince me that you refer to is not.
If comments are required from gay men, this problem does not need to convince do not see me.
If you need comments from gay men if the problem does not appear to be convinced, not mine.
If you are not a problem, if not look like I am sure, you need a comment from a gay man.
"It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."
I enjoyed their thinking process in this one. -
Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 21:51:12QUOTE (SJ @ Mar 20 2010, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>(i dont get this shit not really funny either)
This is actually pretty funny.
Started with: "I spin pens for a very long amount of time and study exceptionally hard."
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I have to study very hard time and a very long amount of pen Turn.
back into English
I turn the pen very hard time and need to investigate the amount of very long.
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My pen is a very hard time, turn the volume of research needs to be very long.
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My pen is very difficult, must be very long number of turns.
back into English
My pen is very difficult to turn, the number must be very long.
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My pen is to enable a very, very long must the number is difficult.
back into English
My pen is a very long number is to enable you to be difficult.
back into English
My pen is that it can be difficult to make but a very long number.
back into English
I pen it can be difficult for a very long number.
back into English
It is a very long numbers can be difficult to pen.
back into English
It can be difficult to pen a very long numbers.
back into English
This pen can be difficult for a very long number.
back into English
This pen can make it difficult for a very long number.
back into English
This pen can be difficult, and very long number.
back into English
This pen is a number that can be very long and difficult.
back into English
This pen is a difficult number to be very long.
back into English
This pen is a very long hard numbers.
back into English
This pen is very long and hard numbers.
back into English
This pen is very long, hard numbers.
back into English
This pen is very long concrete figures.
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This pen is very long concrete figures. -
Date: Sat, Mar 20 2010 22:32:35
Jimmy Huyenh is a hot modder.
Jimmy is Takusa Huyenh remodeling your hot.
Jimmy will be converted Takusa Huyenh hot.
Jimmy Takusa Huyenh is converted into heat.
Jimmy Takusa Huyenh is converted into heat.
Equilibrium is reached!
Tek: he can be converted into heat.
/lol'd at "My pen is a very long number is to enable you to be difficult." -
Date: Sun, Mar 21 2010 02:54:21
Pandamonium made me do this
Pandamonium I Can this thing
I have this thing can not Pandamonium
I have this thing can not Pandamonium
Equilibrium found!
Dude, that new commencal rig is sick.
Keep, commencal new rig is a disease.
Maintenance, commencal is a disease of the new rig.
Maintenance, commencal is a disease of the new rig.
You know what? Screw this. I can't believe I just wasted an hour just typing into this like a virtuoso pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. The only time I have, in vain to enter, as this is an incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. I only this time, to go to waste is this incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. This time I will go to waste, this is an incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. This time I will probably go to waste, this is an incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. This time I would probably go to waste, perhaps this is an incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. This time I can probably go to waste, this is probably an incredible pianist.
back into EnglishDo you know? Screw this. This time I can probably go to waste, this is probably an incredible pianist.
i dont get this shit not really funny either
I dont really no laughing matter, you get this shit
If there really is no laughing should be reprimanded for this
If you are in fact must be disciplined so laugh
You may need to be disciplined to be a real laugh
Must be true laugh you to be disciplined
Appropriate disciplinary action should be a laugh
Must laugh appropriate disciplinary action
You must laugh at the appropriate disciplinary action
If you must laugh at the appropriate disciplinary action
If you must laugh at the appropriate disciplinary action -
Date: Sun, Mar 21 2010 03:04:17
Appropriate disciplinary action should be a laugh.
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Date: Sun, Mar 21 2010 03:22:55
Fiddled around and came up with this sentence XD
The people who look after constituents are those that are constituents themselves.
Composition people, seeing these people, who are my people after the vote.
Composition people, these are voters who look after the people themselves.
Who after the vote, people of my people that is configured, look at these people.
After everyone has voted, people who set me is these people who look at the people.
Later, people who have my one vote from every person we see these people set.
Then, people refer to these people set, all my people who have one vote.
Then, people refer to these people set, all people who have one vote each.
Then, people and to set these people, please all the people have the right to one vote per person.
Then, people, and set these people, all people are entitled to one vote please.
Then, people are setting these people, all people have the right to vote to please people.
Then, people have set these people, all people who have the right to vote to please.
Then, people, people of all these people have the right to vote to please the people that set.
Then, people, all these people who set the rights of our people have to vote to please.
Then, people who set the rights of our people, all these people have to vote for people to please.
Then, the right of the people who set our people, all people are voting for these people to please people.
Then our people who are all these people who are voting to please set the right of our peoples.
After that, we all have people we have many people to vote please set the right of the people.
Then we all vote who we please set a lot of people have gathered the right people.
Then, we set all people to please many people. Voting is attracting the right people.
Then, to please many people, who all set. Voting has been attracting the right people.
Then, many people are set to please everyone. Vote the right people are attracted.
Will then be set for many people to please everyone. Voting is attracting the right people.
Then, many people are set to please everyone. Voting has been attracting the right people.
Will then be set for many people to please everyone. Vote the right people are attracted.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. -
Date: Sun, Mar 21 2010 05:02:27
I'm giving this a try.
This time I have been given.
This time I have been given.
Equilibrium reached. O.o
The street vendors peddling the boiled goose.
Hawker stalls goose cooked.
Hokagachou food stalls.
Hokagachou food stalls.
Equilibrium reached.
I can't believe I'm still typing here to reach another equilibrium
I can not believe I have entered a different equilibrium is reached and still here
I can not believe is reached by entering a different balance, still here
When I get to enter a different balance, I can not believe still here
Make sure that you enter a different balance, I can not believe I still here
Please enter a different balance, I'm still here and I can not believe
When you enter a different balance please, I'm still here and I can not believe
Please if I am still here and I will enter a different balance can not believe.
If you please, I'm still here and I are entering a different balance can not believe.
If you prefer, I am still here and I have another type of balance can not believe.
If you like, I'm still here and I have a different type can not believe the balance.
If you like, I'm still here and I have different types can not believe the balance.
If you like, I'm still here and I have different types can not believe the balance.
Equilibrium reached.