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Post your thoughts why being a guy rocks!

  1. Tetsip
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 21:55:29

    Mmmk... lets start out... Post your reasons why being a guy is awesome. I'll start.
    When you pee, you can lean on a wall <3

  2. Chief_Snake
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 21:56:09

    Peeing while standing up

  3. crinix
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 21:57:52

    You don't give birth, don't have virginity problem, have muscles.

  4. miyat
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 21:58:02

    you can fap

  5. VendettaBF
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 22:01:55

    u are superior

  6. Kirby
    Date: Wed, May 19 2010 22:04:42

    women make you sandwiches

  7. SJ
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 00:38:20

    QUOTE (Tetsip @ May 19 2010, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    When you pee, you can lean on a wall <3

    u do that? oO...

  8. Awesome
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 00:59:40

    having a dick

  9. AwonW
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:09:49

    You get to wear pants with pockets that are actually useful.

  10. Zweebna
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:11:42

    It's acceptable to leave the kitchen.

  11. Ohayo
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:11:51

    we're not in the kitchen.

  12. Zweebna
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:12:47

    QUOTE (Ohayo @ May 19 2010, 09:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    we're not in the kitchen.
    pwnt

  13. Ohayo
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:38:05

    when fucking a bunch of women, instead of being called a whore, we're legends.

  14. Wind
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 01:41:08

    pimping

  15. Clyde
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 07:24:06

    porn
    dont give birth, well circumsission is not painful anyway
    masturbate

  16. SJ
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 08:05:57

    QUOTE (Clyde @ May 20 2010, 12:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    porn
    masturbate

    girls can do both...in case u havent realized... mellow.gif

  17. Clyde
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 10:23:21

    QUOTE (SJ @ May 20 2010, 04:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    girls can do both...in case u havent realized... mellow.gif

    fingering is counted as masturbating?? o lol

  18. Raem
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 10:40:46

    Not having to bleed every month

  19. Glamouraz
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 10:54:20

    Rights

  20. SPRiNGFiELD
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:12:41

    QUOTE (Raem @ May 20 2010, 06:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Not having to bleed every month


    totally agree

  21. Clyde
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:15:19

    QUOTE (VendettaBF @ May 20 2010, 07:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    u are superior

    ha ha ha h aah ha +1

  22. chrisPS
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:15:48

    Having a 6 pack and not being called a freak

  23. Clyde
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:20:42

    QUOTE (chrisPS @ May 20 2010, 08:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Having a 6 pack and not being called a freak

    ?

    MANIFESTO NG TUNAY NA LALAKE

    1. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NATUTULOG.
    2. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGTE-TEXT-BACK, MALIBAN NA LANG KUNG PAPASAHAN NG LOAD. GAYUNPAMAN, LAGING MALABO ANG KANYANG MGA SAGOT.
    3. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY EXTRA RICE.
    4. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI VEGETARIAN.
    5. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY WALANG ABS.
    6.ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI SUMASAYAW.
    7. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY UMAAMIN NG PAGKAKAMALI SA KAPWA TUNAY NA LALAKE.
    8. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY TAE SA BRIEF.
    9. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGHUHUGAS NG PINAGKAINAN O NAGLILIGPIT NG KANYANG MGA GAMIT DAHIL MAY BABAENG GAGAWA NOON PARA SA KANYA. MAS LALONG NAGIGING TUNAY ANG PAGKALALAKE KUNG DI NIYA KILALA O DI NIYA MAALALA ANG PANGALAN NG BABAE.
    10. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGSISIMBA.

  24. chrisPS
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:25:38

    Anlabo, but w.e lol.

  25. Clyde
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:29:49

    QUOTE (chrisPS @ May 20 2010, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Anlabo, but w.e lol.

    MANIFESTO NG TUNAY NA LALAKE

    1. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NATUTULOG.
    2. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGTE-TEXT-BACK, MALIBAN NA LANG KUNG PAPASAHAN NG LOAD. GAYUNPAMAN, LAGING MALABO ANG KANYANG MGA SAGOT.
    3. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY EXTRA RICE.
    4. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI VEGETARIAN.
    5. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY WALANG ABS.
    6.ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI SUMASAYAW.
    7. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY UMAAMIN NG PAGKAKAMALI SA KAPWA TUNAY NA LALAKE.
    8. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY TAE SA BRIEF.
    9. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGHUHUGAS NG PINAGKAINAN O NAGLILIGPIT NG KANYANG MGA GAMIT DAHIL MAY BABAENG GAGAWA NOON PARA SA KANYA. MAS LALONG NAGIGING TUNAY ANG PAGKALALAKE KUNG DI NIYA KILALA O DI NIYA MAALALA ANG PANGALAN NG BABAE.
    10. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGSISIMBA.

    real men dont make sense

  26. neXus
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:36:17

    Being able to end a discussion by grabbing your crotch saying " THIS!" and leaving the room.

  27. Krispy Kreme
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 11:57:57

    LOLOLOL My cousin made this as her status and it got like 100+ replies xD

  28. Nation
    Date: Thu, May 20 2010 21:08:37

    Bad thing about being a man:
    Orgasms last about 1/3 of the time

  29. chrisPS
    Date: Fri, May 21 2010 12:52:31

    QUOTE (Nation @ May 21 2010, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Bad thing about being a man:
    Orgasms last about 1/3 of the time


    OT: women ---> multiple orgasms?

  30. King Kommander X
    Date: Fri, May 21 2010 16:30:05

    not sitting when you pee.

    taking charge ( you know what i mean)

    we're not sucking dicks

    this should be enough

  31. RoastBeef
    Date: Fri, May 21 2010 17:46:01

    we dont have to make sammichs smile.gif

  32. Clyde
    Date: Fri, May 21 2010 18:09:28

    QUOTE (RoastBeef @ May 22 2010, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    we dont have to make sammichs smile.gif

    but somtimes fucken mudabitch is rearry stuwid and cannot make simpow sammich with the mustard, rettuce, tomato & ham

  33. MeiTenshi
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 03:44:53

    i find this thread offensive but i have to admit the 'not getting pregnant, not bleeding every month and not being called a whore' things would be nice
    i hate the kitchen comments though, i make Pen Ninja do all the cooking xp

    Edit: and now i just know im gonna get hatefull comments -.- but i dont give a shit

  34. SJ
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 03:46:48

    not wearing high heels

  35. Ohayo
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 04:25:53

    not having a period of time where we become the biggest asshole.

  36. Wind
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 04:28:02

    QUOTE (Clyde @ May 20 2010, 07:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    MANIFESTO NG TUNAY NA LALAKE

    1. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NATUTULOG.
    2. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGTE-TEXT-BACK, MALIBAN NA LANG KUNG PAPASAHAN NG LOAD. GAYUNPAMAN, LAGING MALABO ANG KANYANG MGA SAGOT.
    3. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY EXTRA RICE.
    4. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI VEGETARIAN.
    5. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY WALANG ABS.
    6.ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY HINDI SUMASAYAW.
    7. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY UMAAMIN NG PAGKAKAMALI SA KAPWA TUNAY NA LALAKE.
    8. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY LAGING MAY TAE SA BRIEF.
    9. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGHUHUGAS NG PINAGKAINAN O NAGLILIGPIT NG KANYANG MGA GAMIT DAHIL MAY BABAENG GAGAWA NOON PARA SA KANYA. MAS LALONG NAGIGING TUNAY ANG PAGKALALAKE KUNG DI NIYA KILALA O DI NIYA MAALALA ANG PANGALAN NG BABAE.
    10. ANG TUNAY NA LALAKE AY DI NAGSISIMBA.

    real men dont make sense


    wtf is this suppose to mean....

  37. VendettaBF
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 04:41:27

    priest likes to play with boys instead of girls

  38. XYZaki
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 04:52:38

    QUOTE (AwonW @ May 19 2010, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You get to wear pants with pockets that are actually useful.


    This man speaks the truth.

  39. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 06:35:37

    QUOTE (Wind @ May 22 2010, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    wtf is this suppose to mean....

    proof that you're a real man / rules of a real man
    1. real men don't sleep
    2. real men don't text back unless you give them load, nevertheless, when they reply, it doesn't make sense; real men don't make sense when you talk to them
    3. real men always have extra rice
    4. real men aren't vegetarian
    5. real men don't have abs
    6. real men don't dance
    7. real men don't admit their mistakes to a fellow real man
    8. a real man always has shit on his brief
    9. real men don't wash the dishes nor clean his things because the girls do it for him. A man becomes much more of a real man if he doesn't know or if he doesn't remember the name of the girl.
    10. real men don't go to church

  40. Resonance
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:17:28

    QUOTE (Clyde @ May 22 2010, 09:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    proof that you're a real man / rules of a real man
    1. real men don't sleep
    2. real men don't text back unless you give them load, nevertheless, when they reply, it doesn't make sense; real men don't make sense when you talk to them
    3. real men always have extra rice
    4. real men aren't vegetarian
    5. real men don't have abs
    6. real men don't dance
    7. real men don't admit their mistakes to a fellow real man
    8. a real man always has shit on his brief
    9. real men don't wash the dishes nor clean his things because the girls do it for him. A man becomes much more of a real man if he doesn't know or if he doesn't remember the name of the girl.
    10. real men don't go to church

    wtf is this shit rotfl.gif

  41. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:22:41

    QUOTE (Resonance @ May 22 2010, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    wtf is this shit rotfl.gif

    taken from a website similar to failblog...blog for real men lol showing pics of what real men are lmfao and what fags are...like if youre a real man, when youre taking a pic w/ a girl, your elbow/shoulder should touch her boobs or you should be holding her waist, if not, then youre gay...somethin like that lol

    edit:

    funny only if you're filipino, wont be funny if ure not and u google translate it

  42. Bam
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:25:30

    Birth, cuz u go 50/50

  43. Loanshark
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:32:17

    QUOTE (Clyde @ May 22 2010, 02:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    proof that you're a real man / rules of a real man
    1. real men don't sleep
    2. real men don't text back unless you give them load, nevertheless, when they reply, it doesn't make sense; real men don't make sense when you talk to them
    3. real men always have extra rice
    4. real men aren't vegetarian
    5. real men don't have abs
    6. real men don't dance
    7. real men don't admit their mistakes to a fellow real man
    8. a real man always has shit on his brief
    9. real men don't wash the dishes nor clean his things because the girls do it for him. A man becomes much more of a real man if he doesn't know or if he doesn't remember the name of the girl.
    10. real men don't go to church


    Real men don't need to go preaching that they're a real man.

  44. chrisPS
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:40:14

    QUOTE (Loanshark @ May 22 2010, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Real men don't need to go preaching that they're a real man.


    +1337.

  45. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:45:01

    QUOTE (Loanshark @ May 22 2010, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Real men don't need to go preaching that they're a real man.

    are you stupid? i translated it , and if ure talkin also bout what i told chrisps, i was informing him in case he didnt know lOL and i was only suposed to tell that to chris PS LOL

  46. miyat
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 14:58:57

    you don't have to shave everywhere unless you like swim for real or sumting >.>

  47. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 15:02:18

    QUOTE (miyat @ May 22 2010, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    you don't have to shave everywhere unless you like swim for real or sumting >.>

    and that too..how do i grow my beard fast ??? i shave my beard often but it grows the same T_T

  48. Prince
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 15:07:51

    well if you shave it should grow back thicker and faster

  49. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 15:14:59

    QUOTE (Prince @ May 23 2010, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    well if you shave it should grow back thicker and faster

    grows at the same speed - -

  50. Prince
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 16:10:47

    no it actually does grow back thicker and faster thats why you should start shaving as late as possible.. cause once you start you cant stop :/

  51. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 16:12:20

    QUOTE (Prince @ May 23 2010, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    no it actually does grow back thicker and faster thats why you should start shaving as late as possible.. cause once you start you cant stop :/

    i can still count my goatee lol..still same like before and maybe grows back a few milimiters in 3-5 days = =

  52. Prince
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 16:16:01

    marker pen is your only choice then sad.gif

  53. Clyde
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 16:21:26

    QUOTE (Prince @ May 23 2010, 01:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    marker pen is your only choice then sad.gif

    lol

  54. RoastBeef
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 22:33:00

    oh ya, we have rights =]

  55. Kirby
    Date: Sat, May 22 2010 22:44:51

    QUOTE (RoastBeef @ May 22 2010, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    oh ya, we have rights =]

    previously said dry.gif

  56. Nation
    Date: Mon, May 24 2010 22:45:34

    QUOTE (chrisPS @ May 21 2010, 06:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    OT: women ---> multiple orgasms?

    nah, just really long

  57. MeiTenshi
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 16:10:01

    QUOTE (Nation @ May 25 2010, 06:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    nah, just really long


    Actually it's both, long and multiple...or is it just Pen Ninja's skill that does that to me? lol XDDD

  58. Clyde
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 16:11:20

    QUOTE (MeiTenshi @ May 26 2010, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Actually it's both, long and multiple...or is it just Pen Ninja's skill that does that to me? lol XDDD

    ilulzkn5.jpg

  59. Prince
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 16:44:44

    LOL

  60. Pen Ninja
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 17:51:15

    =]

  61. Nation
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 19:32:28

    QUOTE (MeiTenshi @ May 25 2010, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Actually it's both, long and multiple...or is it just Pen Ninja's skill that does that to me? lol XDDD

    D: lucky

  62. KT-13
    Date: Tue, May 25 2010 23:55:22

    Shitting Brix without butthurt.

  63. Yanos
    Date: Wed, May 26 2010 09:10:19

    no makeup crap

  64. Tetsip
    Date: Wed, May 26 2010 19:01:43

    Pen Ninja is pro.