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Team Hawaii / Submit your funniest joke
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Date: Thu, Jun 17 2010 04:45:52
it cant be yo mama jokes and you cant make jokes about other people including celebritys its not nice and idk about racist jokes its up to you but i wont put that even though i got a few haha so yeah let me go first
why do segulls live by the sea? because if they live by the bay they would be bagels
why did the man driving the train get stucked by lightning? because he was a good conducter
time flys like an arrow so fruit flies like a banana
whats brown and sounds like a bell? Duuuuung
How do you fit 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charzards in a bus? you pokemon
why does the cowboy have a long weiner dog? because someone told him to get along little doggy
what did the egg say to the boiling water? it will take a minute for me to get hard i just got laid by a chick
whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? one goes *whack* darn! and one goes darn! *whack*
the duck goes into a bar with one shoe so the bartender says wow you lost a shoe then the duck says no.. i found one
whats black n white black n white black n white black n white black n white black n white? a penguin rolling down a hill
whats black n white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him
what did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt
why did billy eat his homework? because his teacher said it was a peice of cake
did you hear about the dyslexic satan worshipper? yes he was the one that sold his soul to santa
he was born he lived his life he got out of collage and he walks to the bar to find that his life was just a joke
i was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger then it hit me
how do you fit 4 elephants in a mini cooper? you put 2 in the front and 2 in the back
how do you fit 2 giraffes in a mini cooper? you cant because of the 4 elephants
how do you know that theres an elephant in your fridge? because his foot print is in your butter
how do you know that theres 2 elephants in your fridge? because you hear giggling when the lights are out
how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge? because you cant get the door shut
how do you know that theres 4 elephants in your fridge? because theres a mini cooper parked outside
whats gray and has 4 legs and a truck? a mouse going on vacation
whats brown a rhymes with snoop? Dr. dre
if quizzes make you quizical what do test make you?
how many dbz characters does it take to change a light bulb? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you call a deer with no eyes? a noideer
what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh
buwahaha write your jokes down below and have fun :DDDD -
Date: Thu, Jun 17 2010 06:42:02
a science joke: there are 2 atoms walking down the road. (atom A and atom B)They bump into eachother and atom A says "dam i lost an electron." Then atom B says "are you sure". And atom A says "yes im positive." lol learned it in science class
dum joke: one day there was a farmer standing alone outside in his field. one guy noticed and yelled at him "what are u doing standing outside like that?!?!". Then the farmer yelled back "im trying to win an award for being the most OUTSTANDING farmer." learned that in science class also lol stupid -
Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:11:08
YOUR MOM
COMPARED TO NOTHING
STFU U ORANGATANG TITTY LICKER NO ONE WAS TALKING TO U -
Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:30:09
My series "You know you're asian when. . ."
You know you're asian when. . .
you run a marathon for rice.
you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.
you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.
you bargain at the 99 cent store.
you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".
you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.
people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.
you still have a bedtime.
WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY -
Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:32:31QUOTE (Paramours @ Jun 17 2010, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My series "You know you're asian when. . ."
You know you're asian when. . .
you run a marathon for rice.
you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.
you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.
you bargain at the 99 cent store.
you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".
you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.
people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.
you still have a bedtime.
WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY
The dental floss one was the best.
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Date: Wed, Jun 23 2010 19:43:55
My series "You know you're asian when. . ."
You know you're asian when. . .
you run a marathon for rice.
you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.
you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.
you bargain at the 99 cent store.
you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".
you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.
people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.
you still have a bedtime.
NEW:
you can win at straring contests because they can't tell if your eyes are closed.
you see DDR arrows when you close your eyes.
you get in half-price for saying you're younger.
you think leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
your parents buy big clothes years before they fit because they are on SALE.
WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY