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Team Hawaii / Submit your funniest joke

  1. XxArray
    Date: Thu, Jun 17 2010 04:45:52

    it cant be yo mama jokes and you cant make jokes about other people including celebritys its not nice and idk about racist jokes its up to you but i wont put that even though i got a few haha so yeah let me go first

    why do segulls live by the sea? because if they live by the bay they would be bagels

    why did the man driving the train get stucked by lightning? because he was a good conducter

    time flys like an arrow so fruit flies like a banana

    whats brown and sounds like a bell? Duuuuung

    How do you fit 5 bulbasaurs and 2 charzards in a bus? you pokemon

    why does the cowboy have a long weiner dog? because someone told him to get along little doggy

    what did the egg say to the boiling water? it will take a minute for me to get hard i just got laid by a chick

    whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? one goes *whack* darn! and one goes darn! *whack*

    the duck goes into a bar with one shoe so the bartender says wow you lost a shoe then the duck says no.. i found one

    whats black n white black n white black n white black n white black n white black n white? a penguin rolling down a hill

    whats black n white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him biggrin.gif

    what did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt

    why did billy eat his homework? because his teacher said it was a peice of cake

    did you hear about the dyslexic satan worshipper? yes he was the one that sold his soul to santa

    he was born he lived his life he got out of collage and he walks to the bar to find that his life was just a joke

    i was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger then it hit me

    how do you fit 4 elephants in a mini cooper? you put 2 in the front and 2 in the back

    how do you fit 2 giraffes in a mini cooper? you cant because of the 4 elephants

    how do you know that theres an elephant in your fridge? because his foot print is in your butter

    how do you know that theres 2 elephants in your fridge? because you hear giggling when the lights are out

    how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge? because you cant get the door shut

    how do you know that theres 4 elephants in your fridge? because theres a mini cooper parked outside

    whats gray and has 4 legs and a truck? a mouse going on vacation

    whats brown a rhymes with snoop? Dr. dre

    if quizzes make you quizical what do test make you?

    how many dbz characters does it take to change a light bulb? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what do you call a deer with no eyes? a noideer

    what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

    buwahaha write your jokes down below and have fun :DDDD

  2. catfish
    Date: Thu, Jun 17 2010 06:42:02

    a science joke: there are 2 atoms walking down the road. (atom A and atom B)They bump into eachother and atom A says "dam i lost an electron." Then atom B says "are you sure". And atom A says "yes im positive." lol learned it in science class

    dum joke: one day there was a farmer standing alone outside in his field. one guy noticed and yelled at him "what are u doing standing outside like that?!?!". Then the farmer yelled back "im trying to win an award for being the most OUTSTANDING farmer." learned that in science class also lol stupid

  3. TheOffendedRainbows
    Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:11:08

    YOUR MOM
    COMPARED TO NOTHING
    STFU U ORANGATANG TITTY LICKER NO ONE WAS TALKING TO U

  4. Paramours
    Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:30:09

    My series "You know you're asian when. . ."

    You know you're asian when. . .

    you run a marathon for rice.

    you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.

    you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.

    you bargain at the 99 cent store.

    you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".

    you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.

    people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.

    you still have a bedtime.


    WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY


  5. Taikutsu
    Date: Fri, Jun 18 2010 00:32:31

    QUOTE (Paramours @ Jun 17 2010, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    My series "You know you're asian when. . ."

    You know you're asian when. . .

    you run a marathon for rice.

    you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.

    you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.

    you bargain at the 99 cent store.

    you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".

    you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.

    people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.

    you still have a bedtime.


    WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY


    The dental floss one was the best. laugh.gif

  6. Paramours
    Date: Wed, Jun 23 2010 19:43:55

    My series "You know you're asian when. . ."

    You know you're asian when. . .

    you run a marathon for rice.

    you hold your chopsticks with chopsticks.

    you can blindfold yourself with dental floss.

    you bargain at the 99 cent store.

    you respond when someone yells, "HEY ASIAN!".

    you only like Kobe Bryant because his first name is from a place in Japan.

    people ask if that asian girl on campus is your sister.

    you still have a bedtime.



    NEW:
    you can win at straring contests because they can't tell if your eyes are closed.

    you see DDR arrows when you close your eyes.

    you get in half-price for saying you're younger.

    you think leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.

    your parents buy big clothes years before they fit because they are on SALE.

    WILL UPDATE PERIODICALLY