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General Discussion / Cocky Pen Spinning lines/quotes you say to others

When people ask you how to pen spin

  1. Imagm-1337
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 02:42:03

    "How do you pen spin that good?" "How did you do that?", you might hear similar lines everyday at class or at places where people saw you pen spin. Well, don't some of you get annoy when they kept on asking you that? I sometimes do(When I got a lot of work and crap and people just ask) and this is what I say to them :

    -Well, it really depends on how handsome the person is. The more handsome you are, the better you pen spin, that's why I can pen spin so well.

    -I am only a little bit above average and it's not me that's good, it's just YOU that suck.

    -Just practice, one day you MIGHT just be as good as me

    -Uhhhh.. Just imagine how good I spin and you will be as good as me




  2. sadi teh pirate
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 03:08:35

    "Its not me dude, its my magic pen, here, try it *hands them pen*" laugh.gif

  3. Invincibleman
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 03:40:26

    Pen spinning is a sign of intelligence, if you can't do it you must be a slughead.

  4. sketching
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 03:43:40

    I don't give any cocky lines, I just let them know it's a hobby of mine that I practice.

  5. K4S
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 03:50:07

    I much more enjoy giving bastard responses to people within the pen spinning community who are too dumb to use the multiple resources set up for them (aka wiki and search bar) than people who know nothing about my hobby and are just curious spectators.

  6. Ryuukohaden
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 04:31:14

    QUOTE (K4S @ Feb 9 2008, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I much more enjoy giving bastard responses to people within the pen spinning community who are too dumb to use the multiple resources set up for them (aka wiki and search bar) than people who know nothing about my hobby and are just curious spectators.

  7. -JC-
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 05:35:47

    i just say "lots of practice and no life happy.gif "

  8. Sporks
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 09:07:01

    lol id usualy just say "youtube".
    and some of the stupid jerks or just some stupid annoying ppl that ask me i tell them "o ya, its 0.21% of the worlds population are able to do it , were just born with it" but then id usually tell them the real reason

  9. Imagm-1337
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 14:06:27

    Q : How come I can't spin my pen?
    A :The pen you use has to be the same size as your dick, that's why I got a long pen and you use a short one

    Q : Why do you pen spin?
    A : 'Cause YOU can't do it laugh.gif

  10. Fallen Glory
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 14:12:02

    QUOTE (Imagm-1337 @ Feb 10 2008, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Q : How come I can't spin my pen?
    A :The pen you use has to be the same size as your dick, that's why I got a long pen and you use a short one

    win.


    my dad asked what i was doing since theres 2 packages on my desk, and i said trading. he said with who? i said people. he asked if they were paying, i said yes. he left.

  11. Novastrike
    Date: Sun, Feb 10 2008 15:57:50

    For me, I don't give cocky comments, not my style.

    But I usually will say this whenever I see things that don't interest me.
    " Hmm... It seems that I cannot understand why *insert activity* is so fun just like why people cannot understand pen spinning is fun."

  12. Sporks
    Date: Wed, Feb 13 2008 09:35:21

    a common Irish come back (taht my friend toatly over spams as a joke and he thinks its funny even thought there alll raelly bad): Your mother!

    Q: howd u learn to do that?
    A: your mother!
    (ive never done that but it would be funny to do it to my friend mentioned above lol

  13. Icepray
    Date: Wed, Feb 13 2008 11:08:55

    how do you do that?


    - Hand of god my friend... hand of god...

    or if i don't like the guy I'll just do a middle finger stall ^^ and say like that.

  14. iNoob
    Date: Wed, Feb 13 2008 13:20:36

    QUOTE (Imagm-1337 @ Feb 10 2008, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Q : How come I can't spin my pen?
    A :The pen you use has to be the same size as your dick, that's why I got a long pen and you use a short one

    Q : Why do you pen spin?
    A : 'Cause YOU can't do it laugh.gif



    Q : How come I can't spin my pen?
    A :The pen you use has to be the same size as your dick, that's why I got a long pen and you use a short one *hands over pencap*

  15. Gunblakes
    Date: Thu, Feb 14 2008 08:07:55

    "Its a magic wand, like doh. Its magic."