UPSB v3
Forum Games / The Corrupt-a-Wish Game
It's fun, really!
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Date: Sun, May 4 2008 17:41:26
It's a pretty simple game. The first poster will make a wish (in this case, me). The next poster must then grant my wish, but in a slightly different (read: negative) manner. Then they make a wish, and it gets corrupted, and so on and so on.
Example:
Poster 1: I wish Elvis was alive!
Poster 2: Wish granted, but he's a zombie. He eats your brains and you die. I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster 3: Wish granted, but it's fake money. I wish...
And so on and so on. Let's start!
I wish I had access to an unlimited supply of Comssas. -
Date: Sun, May 4 2008 18:15:02
You get them, but they are coated in anthrax and anyone who touches them gets sick and dies.
I wish to be the greatest spinner of all time. -
Date: Sun, May 4 2008 18:26:01
wish granted because every one else died, but then eriror's ghost kills you and takes his title back
I wish penwish would give me free pens -
Date: Mon, May 5 2008 13:45:40
Wish Granted, but they only send one piece of each pen they send you a year at a time. I wish I owned Microsoft.
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Date: Mon, May 5 2008 14:50:50
Wish granted, but then the company epically failed and you lost all your money. I wish I could turn invisible.
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Date: Mon, May 5 2008 20:26:59
Wish granted, but you cannot revert back to being visible, when you touch something it goes right through you and you gained immortality.
I wish the next person couldn't post. -
Date: Mon, May 5 2008 21:45:07
Wish granted, but zombo unbanned me.
I wish Bill Gates resigns from his daily duties on July 31st, 2008. -
Date: Mon, May 5 2008 22:23:48
wish granted, but he takes them up again the next day
i wish it would rain pens for a day -
Date: Mon, May 5 2008 22:58:52
Wish granted, but when you go outside your house and try to pick a pen up, a falling KT stabs your eye.
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I wish a friend of mine wasn't that fucked up to me.
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Date: Mon, May 5 2008 23:46:44
Wish granted but your closest relative becomes as fucked up. I wish I had an Iguana.
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Date: Mon, May 5 2008 23:55:18
Wish granted, but your iguana hates you and tries to kill you in your sleep every night which eventually drives you absolutely insane.
I wish I did not have a wish. -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 01:02:10
Wish granted, you get nothing.
I wish I passed school with no work -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 15:13:52
Wish granted, but no job will hire you because you have never worked before.
I wish I didn't have to be in this class... -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 20:30:44
Wish granted, but you're stuck in 5 tougher classes each day instead.
I wish I had another wish. -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 20:45:28
wish granted, feel free to post again
I wish I had a Mx^2 -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:02:46
You get one, but the first time you try and spin it it falls and shatters in a million pieces.
I wish I was the best penspinner ever. -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:27:56
Wish granted, but since you didn't use proper punctuation, you are the best pens pinner rather than a pen spinner. You can pin up pens better than anyone else, but can't spin without dropping the pen every 3 seconds.
I wish no one else gets wishes. -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:30:30
wish granted but a new topic of this is made and merged with this thread
I wish I had a puppy ^^ -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:31:59
Wish granted, but the dog turns out to be infected with an alien creature growing inside the dog, eventually ripping the dog to shreds to escape and rape you each night for the rest of your life.
I wish that you were dead. -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:37:40
Granted, but the infected alien makes his way out of IAmTheMrGuy's body and into yours, raping you each night for the rest of your life.
I wish square had a real username -
Date: Tue, May 6 2008 21:38:38
wish granted but his name is "square"
I wish I could stop posting on this thread -
Date: Wed, May 7 2008 02:37:57
Wish granted, but you're eyes are permanently glued to the screen with this thread constantly up and you have no mouse using capabilities.
I wish I had better grades. -
Date: Wed, May 7 2008 06:35:48
wish granted but you get expelled from school from blinding a teacher with a failed aerial on a Dr. KT, and you get sent to jail for it. The worst part is, your pens get taken as evidence by the police and you go suicide because they phailed at spinning them and they all broke.
I wish I could stop procrastinating. -
Date: Wed, May 7 2008 14:39:35
Wish granted, but you stop procrastinating sooo much that you can't stop doing things and eventually die of exhaustion.
I wish I had all my favorite CDs, but they were indestructible. -
Date: Wed, May 7 2008 23:33:08
wish granted, but the CDs won't work
I wish Teddy lived in California
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Date: Wed, May 7 2008 23:58:01
Wish granted, but you now live in Antarctica.
I wish you had more wishes. -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 02:56:16
Wish granted, but I can't use the extra wishes, making them moot wishes.
I wish that my wish doesn't get corrupted. -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 03:01:52
wish granted, but you get nothing out of it so what's the point?
I wish that my next wish gets corrupted. -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 03:31:24
wish granted, but it regains its normal state again
I wish that my computer's neon glowed brighter -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 03:47:45
Wish granted, but your neon is too bright and blinds you for life.
I wish I had a life time supply of the greatest tasting ramen for free. -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 04:30:42
wish granted, but its poison and you die
i wish i didn't have a wish -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 14:33:37
Wish granted, but Wish was the name of your significant other and now they will never be with you...
I wish that one=three and two=one.... -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 19:20:39
Wish granted, but you are in one piece and survive this way through agonizing pain for eternity.
I wish Zombo would post in this thread next. -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 19:47:38
he posts, but deletes his post
I wish I had 501 posts -
Date: Thu, May 8 2008 19:48:16
Wish granted, but then Zombo deletes all your posts
I wish I knew something. -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 00:01:01
wish granted, but you know too much and the government kills you secretly.
i wish i had free WiFi -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 00:12:25
Granted. Your max speed is 20 kb/s.
I wish people would call me by either yoonkwun or yoon, not yookwun, yoonk, or my favorite yonkwun -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 00:36:03
granted. but over time yoonkwun evolved into yoonkoon
i wish i had alot of weed. -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 00:49:13
Wish granted, but as soon as it comes in contact with your hands you get arrested for holding.
I wish I could kill someone with a card and not get caught or have charges brought upon me. -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 01:17:31
Wish granted, but everyone you love is blamed and put to death instead of you.
I wish I could do tw Sonic Bust ~> Bak Rev
[offtopic]btw, sangara, you still want those f-3000?[/offtopic] -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 03:47:40
wish granted, but thats all you can do, so youre stuck doing tw Sonic Bust ~> Bak Rev for eternity
i wish i could be a Moderator and delete the next post -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 03:49:30
Wish granted, but a moderator made the next post so deletion is nulled.
I wish to divide by zero. -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 03:50:49
Wish granted but you can't handle the math so you die
I wish Cally from BSG was still alive -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 20:03:03
Wish granted, but he is a zombie with absolutely zero thought process who does nothing but sit still like a living, rotting, smelling mannequin and you are burdened with him now.
I wish Zombo would quote this post in a post right after this post, and then delete this post so that he has a post with a quote from another post that no longer exists. -
Date: Fri, May 9 2008 20:05:45
wish granted, but in doing this the space time contimuim is ripped apart in a puff of logic
I wish I was eating a normal piece of pizza right now -
Date: Sat, May 10 2008 21:04:13
Wish granted but then you get e. coli from the tomato sauce and die.
I wish square would realize that Cally is a girl from Battlestar Galactica
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Date: Sun, May 11 2008 21:59:00
wish granted, but she went under the knife to become man.
i wish that the next wish wasnt granted. -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 01:15:44
Wish granted, but the person post after me has to grant my wish for them to post their wish.
I wish you can order Half-Coca-Cola-And-Half-Diet-Coca-Cola drinks from fast food restaurants. -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 16:07:21
Grated, but it will come with mentos in it too.
I wish Hendrix was still alive. -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 14:35:36
Wish Granted, but he plays right handed instead of left and no one think he is special anymore and he becomes a pothead and is lost...forever...
I know how this will be corrupted but....I wish Umbrella Corporation was a real company. -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 01:06:09
Wish Granted, but the Umbrella Company makes Umbrellas instead of zombies.
I wish that i had a wii with every game for it -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 01:16:53
Wish granted, but the games don't work
I wish I was NoRice4U -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 04:15:34
wish granted, but nobody cares and you get banned for life because of spam
i wish this thread never got created
edit: cant spell worth a... -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 14:57:57
Wish Granted, but someone makes a Make Other People's Wishes Stupid thread instead.
I wish I could think of something to wish for. -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 03:07:08
Wish granted but you think of wishing for something to wish for and are trapped in a never ending circle for the rest of your life
I wish i could deck chuck norris -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 14:40:11
Wish Granted, but then he roundhouse kicks you into the past and you can't remember that anyhing ever happened and you go on with life.
I wish I could write a famous novel that everyone would love to read. -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 18:18:26
Granted, but someone else takes the credit.
I wish my spinz would magically change to real mods -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 04:14:24
wish granted, but they turn into KTs and stab you and you die
i wish i was banned -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 15:08:12
Wish Granted, but it was only for a second.
I wish I could control the universe! -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 19:37:56
Wish granted, but so can God, he battles you and wins and you cease to exist.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Captain's Wafers with cream cheese and chives... -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 02:21:08
Granted, but it will get you really bad breath.
I wish my fridge was full. -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 04:09:25
Wish granted, but everything is rotten and when you eat it, you get sick and die.
I wish I was NoRice4u -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 12:54:53
Whish granted, you're NoRice4u
poor you...
i wish sleeve would stop posting in this thread -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 14:41:24
Wish Granted, but I get a new member name that is obnoxious and post in all threads non-stop.
I wish my mom would of beaten as a child. -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 15:20:16
wish granted, but your wish makes no sense and you get buried in cow shit and left to die because i got tired of trying to figure you out.
i wish my posts in forum games added to my post count -
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 14:32:26
Wish granted, but Zombo deletes all your posts in the game fourms.
I wish my mom would of beaten me as a child. -
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 15:34:13
Wish granted and you turn out a better person.... but you never learned to pen spin!
Wish I didn't oppose burning music from other people's cds.... -
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 20:55:20
Wish granted, but I thought you meant burned physically, so I burned every CD in a bonfire.
I wish i could command Chuck Norris! -
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 23:54:57
Granted, but then Steven Seagal will come and smack your butt back to the stone age for doing it.
I wish there came coffee out the faucet. -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 01:00:28
wish granted, but you get a severe addictiong to caffeine/coffe which eventually disolves your innards
i wish me and errior could switch pen spinning skills. -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 03:03:43
wish granted, but just before you switch he switches with me so you get my skills...
i wish my smiley would be added to the list. -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 17:53:34
wish granted, but everyone will get drunk and there will be a worldwide beer shortage
i wish my house was clean -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 19:38:48
wish granted but the next day the mafia bombs it and you have to live in a dumpster
i wish i knew how you knew what i was talking about. -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 21:26:10
Wish granted but then it turns out that hes phsychic, and, not wanting his secret to get out, he hires the mob to kill you.
I wish I could think of a good wish. -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 21:34:32
Wish granted, but you dont get it
I wish I was a Pokemon Master! -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 21:42:44
wish granted, but you get defeated and lose all your pokemon, causing you to die of heartbreak
i wish i knew why someone so apparently obsessed with sonic wants to be a pokemon master -
Date: Tue, May 27 2008 14:40:47
Wish Granted, but the information recieved is a paradox and you become obsessed with it, trying to figure it out.
I wish I could comprehend everything. -
Date: Tue, May 27 2008 17:45:47
wish granted, but the comprehension of all the suffering of the world forces you into deep depression and you kill yourself
i wish i had a post-bot that posted for me in every thread simultaneously. -
Date: Wed, May 28 2008 12:27:27
Wish granted, but the ban hammer comes down and smashes your bot, then traces it back to you, steals all your ps skills and bans you from all ps forums forever. Man, sux to be you...
I wish I wasn't so tired... -
Date: Wed, May 28 2008 15:03:22
Wish granted, but then you are never tired again and die of exhuastion....
I wish I had my own army.. -
Date: Thu, May 29 2008 03:10:24
wish granted, but they are unhappy and rebel against you.
i wish i was the greatest computer hacker ever. -
Date: Thu, May 29 2008 14:32:28
Wish Granted, but computers are replaced and your skills are useless.
I wish there was a big advancement in technology. -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 06:32:03
wish granted, but in the frenzy of experimentation leading up to the advancement, you are used as the subject of a genetic experiment and die tragically in the name of science
i wish i was the richest man alive -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 07:14:27
wish granted! but you are not a man, youre a female. =)
i wish someone to corrupt my wish.
edit: i dont know if this game stops here... -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 12:48:13QUOTE (loonwern93 @ May 30 2008, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>i wish someone to corrupt my wish.
Wish granted, but because thats not possible the matrix becomes destroyed and all the humans live their normal lives... after they fucked up the machines ofc.
I wish that the next poster is not able to wish sth -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 12:51:25QUOTE (ZaX @ May 30 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, but because thats not possible the matrix becomes destroyed and all the humans live their normal lives... after they fucked up the machines ofc.
I wish that the next poster is not able to wish sth
Wish not granted.
I wish for pen spinning to be renamed the best sport in the world. And that only the originals, as in us can do it. -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 13:20:43
Wish granted but only 1 person is original enough but he gets killed by the gods because they are jealous
I wish i had neat handwriting -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 13:31:28
wish granted, but people with bad handwriting (all of us ><) start hating you and you become an outcast.
I wish TFC was alive again. -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 14:53:42
Wish Granted, but then TFC dies in a car crash....
I wish we live in a comic book universe and everyone who pen spinned was a superhero! -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 14:58:41
wish granted, but a bunch of drumstick spinners become supervillains and begin a desperate struggle for power that lasts for 5000 years, and in that time PS is forgotten.
i wish i could ban peoples who make stupid wishes -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 15:12:49
Wish Granted, you ban yourself.
i wish i cud spel propalie -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 15:15:39
wish granted, but tomorrow you forget how to spell again
i wish i had a perfect dictation program so i didnt have to type anymore -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 19:27:30
wish granted, but its so perfect you forget how to use a keyboard.
I wish I had a better computer -
Date: Sat, May 31 2008 11:15:12
Wish granted but u cant use it because it is very radioactive.
I wish i could have more posts for no reason.
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Date: Sat, May 31 2008 19:50:55
wish granted, but everyone has left the board.
I wish mudkipzs were real. ( And no those freaking Axtotol or whatever dont count) -
Date: Sat, May 31 2008 22:59:01
Granted, but with em will come a horde of evil gnomes riding frenzy unicorns from the enchanted rainbow land, all trying to push their corkscrew horns up your asshole so hard, you gonna hit the high C like a opera soprano.
I wish could play the violin. -
Date: Sat, May 31 2008 23:08:26
wish granted, but the violin is possesed by an anti-penspinning/violin demon, so you now suck at both
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Date: Sun, Jun 1 2008 00:31:21
I wish people how didnt make wishes after corrupting someone elses would die.
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Date: Sun, Jun 1 2008 05:14:48
Wish granted, but their faces burn with holy epic fire for abut 1234.123 years before dying to teach them a lesson.
I wish the world was backwards -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 02:00:45
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Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 06:47:38
wish granted, but the backwards world mystifies you westerners and we earn a shit load of cash from tourism and travel taxes and take over the world MUAHAHA!
I wish Theberzh didnt suck -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 14:47:28
Wish granted, he blows now...
I wish I could find everything on the internet I wanted to find, immediately. -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 18:04:18
wish granted, but the information overloads your computer, it explodes, and you die
i wish wishes could be corrupted more simply -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 18:43:31
wish granted, but the game sucks from being too simple, and thus ASIANS will TAKE OVER DA WORLD!!! MUHAHAA thru the tax revenues and crap.
I wish I had my medication -
Date: Tue, Jun 3 2008 04:19:20
wish granted, but it turns you into some random asian dude who types shit like: ASIANS will TAKE OVER DA WORLD!!! MUHAHAA thru the tax revenues and crap.
i wish people would read rules -
Date: Tue, Jun 3 2008 14:55:00
Wish granted, they do read them....they just don't follow them...
I wish my member number was 17... -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 07:04:02
Wish granted, but the Asians who took over the world start killing everybody in UPSB in chronological order. Your number 17.
I wish pens...were like cake. -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 14:31:56
Wish Granted, but they can't keep their shape and no longer spinnable, ergo, all pen spinners hunt you down to murder you.
I wish I could see my girlfriend this weekend... -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 15:29:18
Wish granted but you see your girlfriend with another guy and you commit suicide because he's better than you in PS.
I wish that i controlled the world -
Date: Thu, Jun 5 2008 14:33:37
Wish Granted, but right before God turns the reins over...he destroys everything.
I wish your mom was mine.... -
Date: Fri, Jun 6 2008 10:19:14
Wish granted, and you live happily ever after because she's the best Mom in the world.
I wish I could win the Lottery... -
Date: Fri, Jun 6 2008 18:40:18
Wish granted, but you only win 1$ because the whole world wished the same
i wish i invented PS and made millions of profit by selling pens -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 04:48:37
Wish granted, but you will become "obese", I meant obese like, OBESE!
I wish every girl in the world turn hot and every guy turn ugly, except me. -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 04:51:46
Wish granted, but you become gay.
I wish I knew everything there was to know -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 05:02:55
Granted, but your brain explodes from the massive amount of knowledge. And you can't penspin with an exploded brain. Sorry.
I wish my penwish order would come tomorrow! -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 06:58:15
Wish granted, but all the contents in the package are smashed to bits due to poor handling.
I wish there was world peace. -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 17:00:55
Wish granted, but the world leaders got bored of not making war and started PS which caused that Upsb got overloaded by new members and started malfunctioning
I wish I had all the possible penmods in my collection -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 18:30:31
Wish granted, but after you got them all your house caught fire and you lost all your pens.
I wish I had a solid gold MX -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 18:41:32
wish granted, but it's way heavier than a kt with way less momentumz
I wish I could spin pencils as well as a KT -
Date: Sat, Jun 7 2008 18:49:23
wish granted. but you spin anything that is not a pencil horribly, forcing you to spin an ugly pencil forever
i wish for a pony -
Date: Sun, Jun 8 2008 14:20:30
Wish granted, but the pony ran away the next day.
I wish to travel around the World. -
Date: Sun, Jun 8 2008 15:41:11
Wish granted, but you have to walk everything, and your feet get completely destroyed and have to be cut off.
I wish I was awesome -
Date: Sun, Jun 8 2008 16:33:09
Wish granted but just before it happens Webster's dictionary changes the definition of awesome to guy humper.
I wish the 4th season of Battlestar Galactica didn't suck so bad. -
Date: Sun, Jun 8 2008 19:53:50
Wish granted, but because you couldn't stop watching it, you wasted away in front of the TV.
I wish I could relax for the rest of the summer. -
Date: Mon, Jun 9 2008 06:58:04
granted but you get a horrible sunburn
i wish i had a ps3 -
Date: Mon, Jun 9 2008 07:56:24
wish not granted bcuz i dont wanna give it 2 u
i wish i had a compirat -
Date: Mon, Jun 9 2008 14:11:41
Wish granted, but you realized that doesn't matter the mod, you suck at psing.
I wish i had a wish. -
Date: Mon, Jun 9 2008 16:30:59
Wish granted, but you get the wish to be unlucky and the wish comes true.
I wish... I had a cat. -
Date: Tue, Jun 10 2008 22:27:58
Wish granted, but the car disappears in 1 second
I wish this world have more fresh water
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Date: Tue, Jun 10 2008 22:28:48
wish granted, but its all inhabited by a type of un killable deadly bacteria.
I wish I could come up with a great mod -
Date: Tue, Jun 10 2008 22:59:57
Wish granted but it's made with a one of a kind pen, and a pen collecter kills you to add it to his collection
I wish I didn't make a wish -
Date: Tue, Jun 10 2008 23:30:48
Wish granted, but it's too bad I granted your wish of not having a wish which cancels out your denial of wanting a wish and then my head exploded from thinking about it all over you.
I wish I could go to the Vancouver Gathering on June 21st. -
Date: Wed, Jun 11 2008 16:11:24
Wish granted, when you get there, you find no penspinners. It turns out the gathering is somewhere else, but nobody told you where.
I wish I'll make my chemistry test of tomorrow really, really good, and get many points. -
Date: Wed, Jun 11 2008 21:50:56
Wish granted, but then a kitten dies
I wish I could think of something to wish for other than Battlestar Galactica related ones. -
Date: Thu, Jun 12 2008 02:23:05
wish granted, but next time your watching the show your power will go out and you miss the most important part in the series history.
I wish it was raining money and i got some -
Date: Thu, Jun 12 2008 18:04:01
Wish granted. But a quarter hits you in the eye and blinds you.
I wish I was a peanut. -
Date: Fri, Jun 13 2008 00:19:48
Wish granted, but then you get picked by some farmer in a flannel shirt. Then you get ground up and made into off brand peanut butter. You are then purchased at a value price by a soccer mom who puts you in their pantry for a while. You then get put on a kids lunch sandwich. You get put in a plastic bag with on of those cold pack things, and sit in a locker for a few hours. Then you get taken out and eaten by the kid for lunch. Whats left of you gets thrown into the trashcan, with some nasty fruit salad, and cold burnt pizza. After sitting in a dumpster for a few days a garage truck comes, and gets you. You are thrown in a landfill beside an old banana peel, and a used tampon. There you must sit for the rest of eternity.
I wish I could live in a house made of beer cans -
Date: Fri, Jun 13 2008 00:47:07
Granted. A house of empty beer cans you got.
I wish i had a private jet. -
Date: Fri, Jun 13 2008 01:12:14
Granted. You get a private jet. But it is filled with snakes and you are squeezed to death by an anaconda.
I wish I could spin like a god. -
Date: Fri, Jun 13 2008 03:35:37
granted, but you can only spin with your right foot because your 2 arms and other leg were bitten off by a bumble bee...
I wish for a really good chicken nugget that i can eat and not be harmed by it. -
Date: Fri, Jun 13 2008 19:23:26
Granted, you get you're chicken nugget. But cross a street while enjoying its meaty goodness you are distracted and hit by a semi.
I wish I could think of a better wish. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 08:55:13
Wish granted, but since no one knows what the wish was. It doesnt seem to happen.
I wish...cake were like pens -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 09:23:07
Granted, but now, NO CAKE IN THE WORLD!!! U eat pens instead, and if u spun a pen, people say ur playing with food.
I wish... I could go to sleep at a better time. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 10:09:13
Wish granted, but you will sleep for a million years.
I wish everyone was happy. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 16:27:05
Wish granted, but people start relying on drugs and eventually all the anti depressants in the world run out and people start commiting suicide except for a select group of psers n a few nazis/ebil mudkip hatin people n we reproduce n develop a religion with Bonkura as a messiah. but the world is cut into half as a war between the ebil peple n psers start n we all kill each other.
I wish Singapore blew up. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 16:40:26
Wish granted but you were there and you die.
I wish the song Informer didn't exist. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 19:08:38
Wish granted, but a monotonous, repetive song that lasted forever came and took it's place, and was constantly played on the radio.
I wish my next wish will be uncorruptable. -
Date: Thu, Jun 19 2008 19:14:03
Wish, Granted, but we continue any ways.
I wish Bonkura from JEB was still alive to make his 3rd solo. -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 16:58:01
Wish granted. Bonkura is still alive but he developed carpal tunnel syndrome form being too awesome.
I wish my dog was obedient. -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 23:56:11
wish granted, but he only listens to hitler!!!!
i wish i was happy -
Date: Tue, Jul 1 2008 01:10:38
wish granted, but you go to a funneral, and people shun you for laughing at it
I wish my room was organized -
Date: Thu, Jul 3 2008 08:51:13
granted, gasoline is pored all over your room, and is burned... all ashes removed
i wish my wishes werent corrupted all the time :*( -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 04:28:37
Wish granted, you wishes will now be corrupted 99.99999% of the time.
I wish my parents didn't hate me for pen spinning. -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 04:47:43
Wish granted, ur parents love u, but the pen-spinning world hates u for no reason...
QUOTE (CPM8 @ Jun 19 2008, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I wish my next wish will be uncorruptable.QUOTE (KeraFlame @ Jun 19 2008, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish, Granted, but we continue any ways.
Ha, my wish can't be corrupted now... I wish I ruled the world!!! -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 05:01:22
Ok...you ruled the little replica of the world.
I wish I had super strength! -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 23:23:21
granted, but all of your muscles got so huge that you couldn't move, or even PS!!!
i wish i were dead (corrupt that one) -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 23:39:14
wish granted but you go to hell and burn in fire forever
i wish i could fly -
Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 01:43:54
Wish granted nig. But you were mistaken as a bird and shot down.
I wish black people suddenly disappeared and immediately replaced with asians. -
Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 02:10:06
wow thats racist but wish granted but the albino people come and kill the you "OG" way
someone else make a wish i cant think of anything -
Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 02:14:31
Wish granted, my turn.
I wish that the world's average IQ raises about 50 -
Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 17:43:14
Wish Granted, Everybodies' IQ becomes 50, and the world is full of Retards... DUH DUH DUH...
I wish I could jump high... -
Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 03:41:26
wish granted, but you come down on somthing sharp
i wish nobody ever forgot me -
Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 11:21:01
granted, everybody remembers you for being an a__hole
i wish i ruled the world -
Date: Tue, Jul 15 2008 21:56:09
wish granted, you bring world peace and then i shoot you, which is why i'm remembered as an a__ hole
i wish i inherited all of bill gates's money -
Date: Tue, Jul 15 2008 22:36:09
wish granted -> you inherit his fortune but it turns out he had huge problems with the treasury department and you have to give it all away...
I wish I had a black belt in kung fu xD -
Date: Tue, Jul 15 2008 23:52:10
granted but you permantaly become paralized.
i wish i could go to heaven -
Date: Fri, Jul 18 2008 20:35:45QUOTE (ikore @ Jul 15 2008, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted but you permantaly become paralized.
i wish i could go to heaven
granted, but it's only on a field trip from hell and you get to look through bars at us all having fun and laughing at you.
I wish that you will not grant this wish. -
Date: Fri, Jul 18 2008 23:01:49
Wish neither granted nor not granted....
I wish my sister is dead. -
Date: Sat, Jul 19 2008 11:58:46
Granted, but your mum's pregnant with a baby girl.
I wish I could drive. -
Date: Fri, Aug 1 2008 23:53:49
granted, but you'll never have a car to drive
i wish i would read my bible more <.< -
Date: Sat, Aug 2 2008 01:39:33
Granted, you have summer homework which consists of Bible-reading and you now attend Sunday school, where you would read that bible for 8 hours straight.
I wish George Carlin was god and would never die. -
Date: Mon, Aug 11 2008 20:12:33
He already is. He's jesus in disguise.
I wish black people had small dicks so rape wouldnt hurt so bad. -
Date: Thu, Aug 14 2008 20:13:17
Wish Granted, but now they rape you through your pee-hole (if you're a guy, that is).
I wish the signature size rules here did not limit the number of images -
Date: Thu, Aug 14 2008 21:01:03
Wish granted, but the signatures become so long UPSB crashed and we all blame you.
I wish USA would be in last place in the Olympics. -
Date: Thu, Aug 14 2008 21:58:14
wish granted, but then Bush declared war on every country that placed above the US
I wish people would get off the arcade and post more on forums so newbs who still need 20 posts would actually get a reply to their post to reply to until they reach 20 posts so they can hop in the arcade -
Date: Fri, Aug 15 2008 04:31:48
Wish granted, but you suck at all the arcade games
I wish I could get free wi-fi everywhere -
Date: Fri, Aug 15 2008 07:34:50
wish granted, but the wifi was uber slow from all of the people downloading prawn!
I wish I had a stick of butter o.o -
Date: Wed, Aug 20 2008 14:41:48
Granted, but the butter melts in ur hand and burns you
I wish that nothing bad happens to me when someone grants my wish -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 14:23:32
Wish granted, but you die in a car accident before you can read this.
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Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 15:21:48
You didnt make a wish, so you get to have bad luck for the rest of your life.
I wish that I had a rubber band... -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 00:12:20
Wish granted, but it gets stuck around your finger and you have to have an amputation
I wish I had remembered to make a wish my last post. -
Date: Thu, Sep 18 2008 00:49:24
Then go back the edit it dumb fuck....
jk
I wish I fucked the next person's sister or female cousin like in one of the porn movies. XD -
Date: Tue, Sep 23 2008 22:36:31
Wish granted and you get aids.
QUOTE (dust_kid @ Jul 19 2008, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Granted, but your mum's pregnant with a baby girl.
*sarcasm*
OH THANKS!! NOW SHE IS PREGNANT!! YET MY SISTER IS STILL HERE.
I wish my mom was un-pregnant. -
Date: Wed, Sep 24 2008 05:00:41
Aborted
I wish that my ELMS score reaches above 240.0 next Tuesday. -
Date: Fri, Sep 26 2008 18:14:23
wish granted, but the new passing grade is 300 and sadly you recieve a 250
i wish they still sold HGG in the US -
Date: Fri, Sep 26 2008 20:59:58
Wish granted but not within a 24 hour driving distance from your town.
I wish I had a life. -
Date: Sun, Sep 28 2008 04:39:43
Wish granted, but you're a loser and everyone hates you.
I wish I could easily speak my mind... -
Date: Sun, Sep 28 2008 06:12:05
Wish granted, but you open your mouth at the wrong time and some guy kills you in a bar fight.
I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted -
Date: Sun, Sep 28 2008 14:01:30
wish granted, but it gets corrupted anyways
I wish I could expeiriance everything real boys expeirience. -
Date: Sun, Oct 5 2008 18:12:01
wish granted, but you are eaten by a giant whale.
i wish people would stop dropping pens in class trying to be like me. -
Date: Sun, Oct 5 2008 21:02:26
Wish granted, but they are better than you and always stare at YOU when you drop your pens.
I wish I was taller -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 03:28:53
Wish Granted But Your Ears Don't Grow With You And You Are Forever Damned To A Disproportionate Head...and Nobody Loves You. :^(
I Wish Tupac and Bob Marley Had a Child... -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 03:51:09
WIsh granted, but its a mutant child who plays regae rap and it sucks...
I wish i was white -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 04:09:45
Wish granted, but now you look like michael Jackson.
I wish I had 3 more wishes. -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 04:11:21
Wish granted, but you can post as much as you want as long as you don't double/triple post.
EDIT: Oops...I forgot to make a wish...Oh well, Mystic already restarted it. -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 04:21:10
You didn't make a wish...
I wish I was a loser and had no friends. -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 06:11:21
wish granted, but you do realise you already are a loser and have no friends
i wish i could quadruple bust -
Date: Mon, Oct 6 2008 08:39:36
Wish granted, but you can only do it with a FRICKKIN long pen. I mean long like 40cm++
I wish i could a better computer. -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 04:58:39
wish granted. but there won't be electricity.
i wish I have a yellow mod. -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 05:01:21
granted but it breaks the first time yu spin it
i wish i weren't bored -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 05:07:42
wish granted but you'll fall asleep.
I wish there's someone I can chat with. -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 13:53:17
wish granted but instead you talk to a brick wall
i wish that i could restart me life and fix my mistakes -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 15:59:38
Wish granted but then you make a whole lot more new mistakes.
I wish a was a lot more awesome at penspinning. -
Date: Sun, Oct 19 2008 00:00:31
Wish granted. But everyone else improved a hell lot more than you did so you're still noob.
I wish i was alive. -
Date: Sun, Oct 19 2008 12:40:48
wish granted but u came back to life when aliens invaded earth and everyone escaped out of earth and your alone on earth and soon tortured with probes and live a life of pain and suffering
i wish school never existed with gay ass teachers -
Date: Sun, Oct 19 2008 13:31:06
wish granted but you dont learn anything, become real dumb and fail at life lol.
I wish i was dead. -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 04:41:37
Wish granted but spirit is chained to the place you died.
I wish pen spinning never existed. -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 08:09:00
wish granted but now 1,000,000,000 spinners out there come and murder you as they have nothing to do at school as they do not know wat pen spinning is and how to do it, kam loses his fame as he does not win the superhandz comp, and bonkura would have not been known to the world
i wish that everytime someone talks they owe me $1 -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 16:49:54
Wish granted but you'll have to pay them back $2 exactly 3.498749745646736308302020712761089267836734765402027852691872209308926783280762
9027803702761276172707030740756756757373702327802629762902102726720267 seconds after they hand you the dollar..
I wish my wish never came true. -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 17:03:40
Wish granted but u will never get another wish.
I wish I was a brother of SEVEN. -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 01:31:37
wish granted but u turn out to be retarded and u cannot hear, see, touch, smell and taste so u cant talk to seven, and u cant tell anyone ur sevens brother so ur screwed
i wish the world was clean again -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 02:42:02
wish granted, but the world is hit by a giant ball of dust, polluting everything
i wish i wish i was a fish -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 02:59:10
wish granted but when u were turned into a fish, there was a water restriction and your family was not allowed any more water resulting in you death
i wish that starcraft happened in real life -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 03:03:54
wish granted. you get assimilateed into zerg
i wish i wasnt a loser and didnt get crap grades at school -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 04:15:08
wish granted, but you got crappier grades somewhere else
i wish that this wish will not be read -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 05:42:49
wish granted but everyhing you ever write again will never be read.
I wish i was a hot girl. -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 09:09:17
wish granted but from the outside its a girl... in the inside?
i wish for pie -
Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 10:30:59
Wish granted, but everything you're ever gonna get in your life again is pie.
QUOTE (ttwbioraka @ Oct 25 2008, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted but from the outside its a girl... in the inside?
That's exactly what i wanted lol. So i could look at myself in the mirror.. xD
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Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 11:19:58
I wish that everything bad happened to me!
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Date: Sat, Oct 25 2008 14:00:19
wish granted, but you go to heaven instead of hell
i wish i had a 10000000 dollar gift card to everywhere -
Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 00:10:56
Wish granted, you recieve the 10000000 dollar gift card to anywhere, but a hobo steals it.
I wish I had a x-ray vision and could see all the hot girls naked LOL -
Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 03:50:24
Wish granted but then you also so all the fat fugly girls naked too.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 04:25:02
Wish granted, but you stab yourself with your own sword because you're a crappy ninja.
I wish I was extremely bored... -
Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 05:32:39
Wish granted.....do I really need to corrupt something like that?
I wish McCain has a stroke. -
Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 13:50:43
Wish Granted, but only after he wins the office, and Palin takes over
I wish I got a unlimited supply of pens from Penwish -
Date: Sun, Oct 26 2008 18:41:49
wish granted but they're all Bics.
I wish my wish had no consequence. -
Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 01:15:14
Wish Granted. But your wish ruins the fun of the game.
I wish my wish gets corrupted. -
Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 09:37:28
wish granted but you dont know what it gets corrupted into.
I wish you look like a toilet bowl. -
Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 09:44:15
Wish granted, but you didn't know which toilet was him so you sat on him and he ate your ass off.
I wish there were more asians in my school. -
Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 19:31:16
wish granted, but then they all transfer
i wish I had some real American money -
Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 22:25:44
Wish granted, but I stole them
I wish my rubik's cube didnt break every time i turn it
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Date: Mon, Oct 27 2008 22:45:16
wish granted but everytime you turn it, one of your friends die.
i wish that fat people ate less -
Date: Tue, Oct 28 2008 03:43:10
wish granted. but the food supply/demand changed so suddenly the market crashed....everywhere.....
I wish i had a pony -
Date: Tue, Oct 28 2008 03:59:58
Wish granted but its a monster pony and it bites your head off.
I wish i had a blank TV screen. -
Date: Tue, Oct 28 2008 06:44:54
wish granted but images of porn of your mum shows up on screen
i wish that pens spun themselves -
Date: Tue, Oct 28 2008 15:19:35
Wish granted... now I hate you for wishing that!
I wish my computer starting working right and going fast... -
Date: Tue, Oct 28 2008 19:24:12
wish granted. it gets so good it developes a consience and takes over the world
i wish for a soda -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 00:57:20
wish granted....bwahahhahaha....it wasnt really a soda....
i wish for a genie -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 01:15:27
Wish granted, but the genie refuses to serve you.
I wish I can break rules and not be punished. -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 02:06:23
wish granted. But whenever you dont break rules you get punished
I wish i had 4 mx's. One signed by all the famous JEB spinners, one by the KPSA spinners, one by the FPSB spinners, and one by the GPC spinners -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 02:30:50
Wish granted, but your house burns down... and so do your MXs.
I wish my toaster took over the world... -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 06:57:17
wish granted but u dont hav a toaster anymore
i wish i can jump over the moon -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 10:46:13
wish granted but u jump too far and end up on the sun and die
i wish that toasters ruled the world -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 16:13:18
Wish granted, but my toaster kicks your @$$.
I wish I had a glass of cold water. -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 22:05:22
wish granted, but the water is the temperature of hydrogen so u freeze urself to death
i wish that everytime u corrupt a wish, one of your relatives die -
Date: Wed, Oct 29 2008 22:27:58
Wish granted, but it's a relative I dont know that dies.
I wish I had a balloon... -
Date: Fri, Oct 31 2008 13:31:58
wish granted but it has a hole in it so you can't inflate it.
I wish i had a balloon with a hole in it so i can't inflate it. -
Date: Fri, Oct 31 2008 15:31:31
Wish granted, but you choke on it randomly.
I wish I was choking. -
Date: Fri, Oct 31 2008 22:35:41
wish granted and you get resucitated by a homeless person who lives on garlic and hasnt brushed his teeth in 20 years
i wish for sweet photoshop abilities -
Date: Sat, Nov 1 2008 17:49:08
Wish granted but Kam and TEK still pawn you at photoshop so your works are nothing.
I wish I wouldn't be bullied in school. -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 11:21:34
wish granted but instead of getting bullied, u get bashed
i wish that pen wish gave otu free pens -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 18:04:24
wish granted but they're all Bics.
I wish Eso didn't leave UPSB. -
Date: Wed, Nov 5 2008 20:59:05
wish granted. instead, all the admins and mods, except Esp, leave and theres chaos everywhere and this causes eso to leave again.
I wish Barack Obama was president -
Date: Wed, Nov 5 2008 22:47:59
Granted. He will leave the presidency of United States to Joe Biden, for instead taking up the offer of becoming president of the Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
I wish I had my own national tv station. -
Date: Thu, Nov 6 2008 00:28:06
wish granted but no one watches it so you do gay porn on it but one day someone watches it and gets pissed and your station gets shut down
i wish i had a pet domo -
Date: Thu, Nov 6 2008 08:28:03
wish granted but you grow hairy legs and become Gay and somebody came to you with surprise buttsecks.
Whats a put domo?
I wish i was a dircector of a hit movie series. -
Date: Thu, Nov 6 2008 10:00:09
wish granted but u will probably direct a hit PORN movie series.
I wish i had a superpower. -
Date: Thu, Nov 6 2008 20:04:58
wish granted. its the power of shatting bricks at the most innnapropriate times
i wish the economy wasnt fucked -
Date: Fri, Nov 7 2008 08:03:35
Wish granted but the country is.
I wish i had a square meter of bubble wrap. -
Date: Sat, Nov 8 2008 07:02:13
wish granted but a fat guys come and eats it
i wish that i was the best player online -
Date: Sun, Nov 9 2008 22:05:30
wish granted, but you're a no lifer
i wish for this game to end because i need to go take a shower XD -
Date: Mon, Nov 10 2008 07:20:22
wish granted but it starts again before you even got anything done.
I wish martians came and took over the planet. -
Date: Wed, Nov 12 2008 03:26:20
wish granted, but they all die and smell bad.
i wish the world smelled bad -
Date: Wed, Nov 12 2008 04:44:57
wish granted but you die cause of the stench but everyone else has gasmasks.
I wish my computer ate your computer and nothing else happened after that. -
Date: Wed, Nov 12 2008 06:43:40
Wish granted, but if my computer really got eaten, I'll never get your address for our trade.
I wish I knew every pen spinning trick out there... -
Date: Wed, Nov 12 2008 09:37:22
you get your wish, but you go insane and start mumbling ever pen spinning trick again and again.I wish i had pie.
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Date: Wed, Nov 12 2008 12:21:22
wish granted but a clown takes it away an throws it at your face
i wish that games came to life but nothing happened -
Date: Mon, Nov 17 2008 05:40:22
wish granted but you ruin the fun of the game.
I wish i was a terrorist. -
Date: Mon, Nov 17 2008 21:15:39
wish granted but other terrorist get angry at you at being so good at one, they nuke u and u die
i wish internet was free with firewalls included -
Date: Mon, Nov 17 2008 21:58:17
wish granted. the firewalls block UPSB
i wish -
Date: Tue, Nov 18 2008 03:46:10
wish granted but you get nothing and you waste your wish on it.
I wish im a hot girl. -
Date: Tue, Nov 18 2008 16:18:24
wish granted, but you've still got your dingdong.
I wish I had some shrimp crackers right now. -
Date: Wed, Nov 19 2008 00:42:39
wish granted but theyr filled with crap
i wish -
Date: Thu, Nov 20 2008 12:09:43
pwnt
i wish luke got pwnt -
Date: Wed, Nov 26 2008 04:43:17
wish granted... but you die in the process
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Date: Wed, Nov 26 2008 06:54:36
i wish the next wish will not hurt anyone including me
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Date: Fri, Nov 28 2008 13:18:15
wish granted but you die a painless death
I wish UPSB died. -
Date: Sat, Dec 6 2008 05:18:23
wish granted but Kam didnt have anything else to do therefore revived it.
I wish i have sushi for dinner soon T_T -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 15:49:39
Wish granted but the sushi was rotten.
I wish I was on top of the world! -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 17:58:21
wish granted but an asteroid comes and kills you while everyone else was underground
i wish i had a christmas present -
Date: Fri, Dec 12 2008 02:09:15
wish granted but it was a piece of rotten sushi
i wish i have fresh sushi for dinner soon T_T -
Date: Mon, Dec 15 2008 09:40:04
Wish granted but you eat too much and get fatter than the penguin in your avartar and you blow up and die.
I wish "most replies" was deleted. -
Date: Mon, Dec 15 2008 11:53:08
granted, but 2nd most replies comes into effect
i wish tupac was alive (i wonder why i asked this question??? [sarcasm]) -
Date: Tue, Dec 16 2008 01:46:09
wish granted but i dunno who is tupac and im too lazy to check @@
i wish i have enough fresh sushi to fill up 60% of my stomach for dinner soon =P -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 04:51:54QUOTE (FurBelz~ @ Dec 16 2008, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted but i dunno who is tupac and im too lazy to check @@
BLASPHEMY! -note thats a tupac song
tupac, the most famous and imfamous rapper of all time (1971-1996)
full name: tupac amaru shakur, stage names: 2pac, makaveli
5 albums during his lifetime, 2pacalypse now, stictly 4 my niggaz, me against the world, all eyes on me, the don killuminati: the 7 day theory
died in a drive by shooting in LA, possibly set up by either suge knight- the owner of his record company, death row, that bailed him out or members of bad boy records- death row records' rival/enemy, owned by puff daddy (now known as diddy i think) and main star notorious big (biggie smalls)
that was basically a condensed version of the wikipedia article
oh, and granted, except its whale sushi, and greenpeace hunt you down, gut you, fish out all of the whale meat, stitch it up together, and let it swim free into the ocean.... happens to me all the time XD
i wish FurBelz~ knew about tupac -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 10:37:26
wish granted but tupac still remains dead.
I wish santa was fake. -
Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 04:40:42
dammit!
granted, but its leaked that you wished that santa was fake, and little 5 year old kids hunt you down with their plastic forks and riding their ponies
i wish eminem didn't screw around with tupac's songs (refering to loyal to the game and everyone's hated pac's life) -
Date: Sat, Dec 27 2008 03:37:43
wish granted but i dont really know who those two people are..
i wish i have enough fresh sushi to fill up 60% of my stomach for dinner soon and afterwards no one will hunt me down =P -
Date: Sat, Dec 27 2008 23:45:40
you really need to get out more....
your rather elaborate wish is granted
but tupac comes back to life and in anger of his driveby shooting, goes to honk kong, and shoots everyone there, including you. then he gets sent to jail, where another rich black guy bails him out for 6 million dollars and makes 2 more records, disses the guy who bailed him out, that guy then decides to knock tupac off, and arranged a driveby shooting
i wish tupac release a record from the grave
(this is going to be an endless loop between tupac and sushi isn't it???) -
Date: Sun, Dec 28 2008 16:27:21
wish granted but his new songs are crap.
I wish i is teh pwnz. -
Date: Fri, May 15 2009 21:11:04QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Dec 28 2008, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted but his new songs are crap.
I wish i is teh pwnz.
Wish granted but you teh pwnz your self in the face.
I wish there was a pen mod that used up all the pen junk that is accumulating on my shelf. -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 02:35:45
wish granted, but you lose all your other pens in the process
I wish my internet stopped disconnecting every 2 minutes. -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 02:53:08
Wish granted, but it starts disconnecting every 3 seconds.
I wish for you. -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 04:58:00
Wish granted but I snatched "you" away from you.
I wish I can ban everyone. -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 06:16:10
wish granted, but you banned yourself first.
I wish I had a sexy siggy and avatar -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 12:35:07QUOTE (Lanaro @ May 19 2009, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted, but you banned yourself first.
I wish I had a sexy siggy and avatar
Wish granted, but you got whacked by everyone for having a William Hung's shebang's pose in ur siggy and avatar.
I wish I can wish. -
Date: Tue, May 19 2009 22:01:18
wish granted, but your wish became corrupted and ended up killing you
I wish for immunity -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 00:44:06
Wish granted but everyone dies and you become crazy. I wish for nothing.
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Date: Wed, May 20 2009 00:49:28
You get nothing. And everything taken from you.
I wish for an onion. -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 01:11:58
wish granted but you realize onions are like ogres and you don't like ogres but you still have an onion.
i wish for a hand like makin's -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 01:53:51
Wish granted, but a homicidal killer severs it, so you lose your hand.
I wish that the next wish won't be corrupted -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 03:11:17
wish granted
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but then the scroll fails and your purple work gloves are destroyed...
i wish i was an hero. -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 09:26:47
wish granted, but a grammar police (from smosh) caught you because you wrote "an hero"
I wish i was the smartest person in the planet.... -
Date: Wed, May 20 2009 12:20:06
granted, but in another planet.
I WISH I ACED MY EXAMS -
Date: Thu, May 21 2009 06:26:47
Wish granted, but you were jailed and executed for suspicion of cheating
I wish I was asleep, and woke up the next morning. -
Date: Thu, May 21 2009 08:13:22
Wish granted, but you woke up in the middle of Sahara desert
I wish I met Da endorphne in real life >.< -
Date: Fri, May 22 2009 04:19:35
Wish granted, but you were killed instantly after.
I wish I had magical powers -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 00:22:02
Wish granted, but all you could do was turn ice into water.
I wish that I had an infinite supply of everything I want and need. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 02:12:55
Wish granted, but then the police accuses you of stealing and throws you in jail.
I wish I was a pro at tennis. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 02:23:51
Spoiler:
Wish granted, but you swung so hard all the rackets in the world broke.
I wish teachers would stop killing trees to hand out assignments.
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Date: Thu, May 28 2009 02:45:09
wish granted, it's all on the internets now, and your internet dies.
I wish I was god -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 02:59:18
wish granted, by no one worships you, and ur powers are lame.
i wish could do all the pen tricks =) -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 03:19:33
wish granted. YOu can do all the pen tricks, but you can't link for shit, and therefore fail.
I wish there were white profile grips... -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 03:49:14
Wish granted, but there is only one and you don't have it.
I wish i was pro at guitar. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 03:58:17
Wish granted, but guitars have become illegal for some apparent reason.
I wish it was summer vacation. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 04:08:47
granted, last day of summer vacation, with shitloads of summer homework to do.
I wish I knew how to play harmonica. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 04:22:50
You learn how to play harmonica, but choke on in while playing.
I wish I owned a rocket launcher. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 05:03:30
Wish granted, but you can never obtain rockets for it.
I wish everyone loved me. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 05:34:57
Wish granted, but they all love you too much and they stalk you everywhere.
I wish i had a better cam. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 09:22:06
wish granted but the cam is made from china and breaks down.
i wish i had all the time i need for rubix cubing, gaming, Psing and hwking. -.- -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 22:40:10
Wish granted but you had little time for everything else with led you to drop out of school and become a loner.
I wish for world peace. -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 22:45:56
wish granted but aliens attack and vaporize the newly peaceful world that dumped all its defense systems
i wish i had my own computer back with no gay shit on it -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 22:50:17
(lol simpsons)
Wish granted but now your computer has straight shit.
I wish my parents would let me play games... -
Date: Thu, May 28 2009 23:36:21
Wish granted, but you could only play with them xD
I wish i was better at spinning.s -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 00:12:56
Wish granted. You can now do the Sonic twice in a row before dropping it
I wish I had rockets for my rocket launcher and was able to load and fire it. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 00:20:17
Wish granted you fired one rocket but it jammed so you blew yourself up
I wish i own a real loyal lvl 100 Pikachu. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:01:54
Wish granted, but your pikachu is captured by Team Rocket and you are left pikachu-less.
I wish I could speak Japanese fluently. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:05:26
Wish granted, but you suddenly lose your voice and become mute.
I wish I had a waffle -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:07:52
Wish granted, but I stole the waffle.
I wish my life didn't always consist of work. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:18:37
Wish granted, but then you make no money and you die because you don't have food. ( if you're in school, wish granted but then you don't learn anything and you're re stupid.)
I wish I can fly. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:24:30
Wish granted, you flew too close to the sun and burned to the ground.
I wish my dog was alive again
-
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 01:54:03
Do i really have to corrupt it?
Wish granted, but it doesn't remember you.
I wish I wished a wished I wished I wished a wish. (wut???) -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 02:11:44
Your wish gets granted, but then it gets corrupted.
I wish I had a fish. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 02:16:20
ur fish is a parana(spelling phail) and eats u
i wish the world was more eco-friendly -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 02:24:43
wish granted, but humans were killed off to do so
I wish I was cool -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 02:27:15
Wish granted, but you'd be over 200 degrees above the average human coolness because the average coolness is negative 273
degrees Celsius.
I wish I had an extra week to complete my assignments. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 02:38:01
wish granted, but you put it off for another week anyway
I wish strawberries weren't so sweet -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 03:06:11
Wish granted, but your tongue messed up and it tastes even sweeter.
I wish Susan Boyle looks and sings good. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 03:10:26
Wish granted, but you go deaf shortly after
I wish I was awesome -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 03:25:11
wish granted, you are so awsome that you phailed epicly at 1+1, you answered 9000
i wish my pen could fire lazorz -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 03:36:40
Your pen fires its lazor through your neighbor and you go to jail for murder O_O.
I wish my pen could not fire its lazor. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 03:46:24
wish granted but it isnt awesome.
i wish i could pull the exact change i need out of my pocket when ever i needed. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 04:04:49
wish granted but you are forced to walk around in pants with large pockets reaching down to your feet filled with change
I wish the Shoutbox would stop dying -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 04:47:08
wish granted. shoutbox now is immortal and stalks u
i wish this wish could not be corrupted -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 04:49:10
wish granted, but all of your other wishes are not even acknowledged as wishes, they are more like... statements of uselessness.
i wish to be able to relax for once. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 05:48:37
wish granted, you relaxed so much that you lost movement of your body neck down.
I wish i can beat Chuck Norris at something. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 05:57:42
You beat Chuck Norris at one thing and he beats you at everything else, killing you afterwards. He then brings you back to life only to kill you again. Never mess with Chuck Norris
I wish I had more ice cream
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Date: Fri, May 29 2009 06:39:01
Wish granted, but the ice cream is boiling and can not be cooled.
I wish I went to heaven. -
Date: Fri, May 29 2009 21:51:02
Wish granted but god realized that he made a mistake so he sent you to hell
I wish I had never got in a car accident -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 00:42:46QUOTE (Kuro @ May 29 2009, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted but god realized that he made a mistake so he sent you to hell
I wish I had never got in a car accident
Wish granted, but you get into a plane accident instead.
I wish I was wearing pants. -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 01:18:18
Wish granted but you're wearing them on you're head and you're not wearing anything else.
I wish life was better. -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 01:44:01
Wish granted, but it wasn't your life.
I wish I was like a boss. -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 01:50:52
wish granted, but some uwb3r pwn@g3 p13y3r$ come and defeat you
i wish the world was made of ice cream and cats -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 02:12:25
Wish granted, but the cats ate the ice cream and had nothing left to eat so they died.
I wish I'm on a boat. -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 03:15:56
Granted but it's a paper boat
I wish I could make a wish that cannot be corrupted -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 04:36:43
Wish granted, So i corrupt your life instead
I wish I was the ruler of this world. -
Date: Sat, May 30 2009 05:07:55
Wish granted you can now measure up to 12 in.
I wish I owned every mod known to man -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 03:04:29
Wish granted but they're not pen mods.
I wish no one will post after me. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 03:24:56
Your wish was granted for 18 minutes until I came and posted.
I wish I could find Waldo. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 03:52:18
granted but you' re mind was erased afterwards
i wish i had $ 1000 to spend on pens -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 06:35:25
Wish granted, but they were never shipped.
I wish i would be happy and no one could take that from me. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 06:59:53
wish granted but then bruce lee came back to lif e to GIVE you ultimate sadness as well.
i wish for nothing. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 07:06:13
granted, so you didn't get anything....
I wish I could win the UPSB Modding Chalenge!! -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 07:53:21QUOTE (danduts @ May 31 2009, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted, so you didn't get anything....
I wish I could win the UPSB Modding Chalenge!!
i win. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 16:39:14
no u didnt win
-
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 21:20:06
Wish granted but because you suck at ruling the world the people rise and throw you in a bucket of acid.
I Wish i was able to smoothly link any spin trick in the world without failing once. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 21:39:33
Wish granted, but people got jealous, they tied you up, let you drink acid and threw you to the Pacific Ocean.
-
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 22:36:13
I wish i discovered penspinning.
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Date: Sun, May 31 2009 23:02:47
Wish granted, but your still the worst penspinner in the world.
I wish my girlfriend loves to penspin as much as I do. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 23:11:44
Wish granted but she breaks up with you because she thinks you're noob.
I wish penspinning was more known. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 23:33:19
Wish granted, but then everyone starts "twirling" their pen and making it look retarded.
I wish for this game to end because I have to take a shower. -
Date: Sun, May 31 2009 23:34:01
wish granted, but you became the worst spinner shortly after.
I wish I was a boss -
Date: Tue, Jun 2 2009 17:28:11
Wish granted but your company goes down the drain within days and you are left poor
I wish i could get every part i needed for every mod i want to build -
Date: Wed, Jun 3 2009 04:02:21QUOTE (TriXonic @ Jun 2 2009, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted but your company goes down the drain within days and you are left poor
I wish i could get every part i needed for every mod i want to build
Wish granted, but you didnt know how to make the mods and couldnt find out.
I wish I was as fast as Dongza -
Date: Wed, Jun 3 2009 05:38:25
Wish grated, your as fast as him but not in penspinning.
I wish someone reads this and loves me -
Date: Wed, Jun 3 2009 05:38:57
wish granted, but a pedophile loves you
I wish the next poster died -
Date: Wed, Jun 3 2009 07:07:24
I'm dead. Figuratively, of course.
I wish for nothing. -
Date: Wed, Jun 3 2009 20:45:09
thats granted without a problem
i wish for less hatefull granting -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 00:50:45
Wish granted, but that's on a different forum.
I wish Penwish gave free pens. -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 01:46:58
wish granted. penwish hands out pens that are broken in peices and completely unusable
i wish i was the president of the US -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 01:59:31
Wish granted, but then your time in office was over.
I wish I had a fresh banana. -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 05:54:41
Wish granted but a monkey stole it.
I wish my pen orders came in already -
Date: Mon, Jun 8 2009 06:09:59
granted, but you got scammed and recieve an empty envelope
i wish i got 90% in my english exam -
Date: Tue, Jun 9 2009 19:20:04
you did, but you had an average of 100, so it brought ur average down. i wish i could do all the tricks invented.
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Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 12:05:22
granted, but you only got to do it once in a combo that lasted 10 minutes.
Wished I could have a Buster CYL -
Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 14:16:43
granted but it breaks and every time you make/buy/trade a new one it breaks again.
I wish my wisches would be granted without corruption -
Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 17:57:38
granted but they can only be protected corruption if the person who grants them is michael jackson
-
Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 19:02:04QUOTE (kinokai @ Jun 11 2009, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted but they can only be protected corruption if the person who grants them is michael jackson
you forgot to wish -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 01:26:11QUOTE (TriXonic @ Jun 12 2009, 03:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>you forgot to wish
you too.
I wish I invented a new trick. -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 01:53:19
Wish granted, but it was not for penspinning but for somethign noone knows.
I wish you would all leave Britney alone. -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 05:26:41
granted. we all leave britney alone. but aliens come and stalk her
i wish roflcopters existed -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 05:29:51
Wish granted, everybody except got to ride it.
I wish i knew what to wish about -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 05:59:12
Wish Granted, but then the government comes and wipes your memory after you found out that 9/11 was actually a huge conspiracy.
I wish I would lose this game. -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 11:23:15
Wish granted, but unfortunately, after u lose this game, the game comes to life and drags u back into the game
I wish I had a clear buster cyl -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 17:26:49
wish granted. but as soon as you drop it it shatters because its made of glass
i wish my computer would lag more -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 11:43:45
wish granted, but your computer protested and sped up 1000x more.
Wish I had an incorruptible wish. -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 18:09:52
wish granted but guess what it got corrupted
I wish for world peace/domination -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 18:28:54
wish granted. you recieve world domination but the ppl revolt, kill you and revert to what it is now.
i wish my dads car was more eco efficient -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 21:25:50
Wish granted, so the car is now broken.
I wish I'm not bored. -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 21:48:37
Wish granted.
You are never bored because you always have work. Your social life dies a horrible death.
I wish the ink was off my hands >_> -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 22:17:06
Wish granted its on you feet now
I wish i invented a popular pen mod that was named after me -
Date: Sat, Jun 13 2009 23:41:05
Wish granted, everyone now knows the fail pen made by you.
I wish I own you. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 02:49:50
Wish granted but you don't know where I am so you can't get to me
I wish school didn't end -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 03:14:49
Wish granted. School never ends. 75% of human population has committed suicide.
I wish I had friends? -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 03:27:54
wish granted. now you've got a million of friends who bother you by the minute.
wish I had a flash-capable phone -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 04:20:14QUOTE (chrisPS @ Jun 13 2009, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted. now you've got a million of friends who bother you by the minute.
wish I had a flash-capable phone
wish granted, you blind yourself with the flash
i wish i could fly -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 04:28:53
wish granted. you can fly but then a plane flies by and hits u
i wish UPSB wasnt so dead -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 05:14:26
Wish granted, but UPSB's server suddenly got hit by hurricane.
I wish I stopped being sick -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:13:19
Wish granted it turned out you had a disease and it killed you. (at least your not sick anymore
)
I wish i found my camera's tripod. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:15:46
Wish granted, but you lost your camera.
I wish I wasn't hungry all the time xD -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:30:31QUOTE (PillarsOfValhalla @ Jun 14 2009, 02:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, but you lost your camera.
I wish I wasn't hungry all the time xD
Wish granted but then never eat and you become an anorexic and your body starts feeding on itself.
I wish i had a gym membership. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:35:49
Wish granted but the cost is $100 an hour to work out there.
I wish I had another bottle of orange juice. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:36:56
Wish granted but it is expired and growing fungus.
I wish i didnt have to clean. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:38:28
Wish granted however you have to dust.
I wish I didn't have AP World History homework -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:41:34
Wish granted but then you totally bomb the AP test and waste $85.
I wish my AP summer asignments were done. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:48:19
Wish granted but you didn't do them right and failed
I wish for a happy and prosperous adulthood. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 09:49:41
wish granted but then you dont make it to adulthood.
I wish i was a power ranger. -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 10:40:50QUOTE (luke @ Jun 14 2009, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted, you blind yourself with the flash
i wish i could fly
A cellphone that plays Flash files, not flash from the camera
Granted, but they dress you as the Rainbow Ranger
Wish I had someone to talk to... -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 13:43:03
Wish granted. But they found out that u were so annoying that they left u in a locked room to talk quietly with a time bomb
I wish my exams are over now -
Date: Sun, Jun 14 2009 20:46:05
Wish granted but you failed them all.
I wish i had some Air YEEZY's. -
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 23:10:39
Wish granted but it also comes with free swine flu disease
I wish I didn't have to do my english exam tomorrow -
Date: Mon, Jun 15 2009 23:21:04
wish granted but you got a harder exam instead.
i wish for this wish to be corrupted. -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 00:26:08QUOTE (yufeng @ Jun 15 2009, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted but it also comes with free swine flu disease
I wish I didn't have to do my english exam tomorrow
Small price to pay for YEEZY's
Wish granted but then your hands fall off cuz god thinks your a smart ass.
I wish shipping only took one day. -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 00:35:16
ya sure, shipping's only 1 day, but your package was mixed up with someone elses and u ended up with a box of dog shit =]
i wish all kinds of pens were sold everywhere -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 00:45:31
Wish granted but they were all ridiculously over priced and you couldn't afford them.
I wish that my hair was straight -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 01:11:09
Wish granted you now have strait hair. Too bad that your already half bald.
I wish i held the most pen spinning records. -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 01:11:21
Wish granted. but then the air is 100% humidity and it messed up.
OMG YOU BEAT ME!!
Wish granted but they were bad record. O.o
I wish I have and Irish wrist watch. -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 02:03:05
Wish granted but its no different from any other watches and you cant tell people its an Irish wrist watch because you cant pronounce it.
I wish i got into the UPSB 1st -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 13:04:20
Wish Granted, but UPSB 1st had alot of sucky psers and noone wanted to watch it
I wish for my Acrylic Ball to be scratch less and clean as heaven!! [i can guess how its gonna be corrupted] -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 13:18:48QUOTE (pongpong @ Jun 16 2009, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish Granted, but UPSB 1st had alot of sucky psers and noone wanted to watch it
I wish for my Acrylic Ball to be scratch less and clean as heaven!! [i can guess how its gonna be corrupted]
Wish granted, but it was full of scratches and dirty as hell(as per expected)
I wish stupid people would stop posting stupid posts stupidly in stupid threads like me posting in this stupid thread. Oops, I'm a bit stupefied....... -
Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 23:27:36
Wish granted but someone kills you and undoes your wish >:3
I wish i had sandwich making vision....
X3 -
Date: Thu, Jun 18 2009 20:45:17
Wish granted, but everything you see is now comprised of meat, tomato and lettuce between two bread slices.
I wish that I could summon whatever I want. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 00:09:50
wish granted. but you can only summon 1 monster which happened to be an ant, but i squshed it when i walked
i wish i was a mod
-
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 00:13:29
Wish grant but you were fired within minutes due to complaints
I wish the next poster will post all of upsb's emoticons in his/her attempt to corrupt this wish. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 00:18:43QUOTE (Star @ Jun 18 2009, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Wish granted, but everything you see is now comprised of meat, tomato and lettuce between two bread slices.
mmmm thats not so bad lol
wish granted, but everyone hates you cuz you keep on deleting spam in the spammers bin and your privileges are revoked
lol pwned
EDIT: DAMMIT KURO YOU STOLE MA CORRUPTION lol
wish granted but i got bored halfway through and deleted them all except for a few
I wish i wuz a NINJA
-
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 04:25:23
Wish granted, but you became a ninja of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
I wish I was a teacher. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 04:28:11
granted. you become a teacher but the children h8 u and tie u up and drown u
i wish i was bonkura -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 05:06:06
Wish granted, but you died of heart failure.
I wish I could play guitar and piano well. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 05:24:15
wish granted but i broke your fingers.
i wish i was a ghost. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 07:51:38
Wish granted, but you no longer exist, no matter how hard you try.
I wish for a dog (Maltese), 2 months old which is anti-corruptable. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 14:56:18
Wish granted, but the anti-corruption warranty expired and it got corrupted
Wish I can make a cool Flash file (.swf) -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 21:54:00
Wish granted, but before you get the chance to upload it, your computer explodes because of a new form of computer viruses.
I wish I could flllyyyy ~ -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 21:58:34
wish granted but you fly into a wall...
AND DIE
i wish i owned tgi fridays -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 22:08:03
Wish granted but due to poor planning tgi went bankrupt.
I wish someone will give me a high five. -
Date: Fri, Jun 19 2009 22:11:46
wish granted but right after you lost both arms
i wish i had a pokemon -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 00:04:29
Wish granted, but you get a Bidoof which only knows splash.
I wish for bread. -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 00:34:01
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Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 00:34:31
Wish granted but it was stale and moldy
I wish i had bread that wasn't stale nor moldy -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 00:39:41
wish granted but its burnt.
i wish i had a f1r3fly g3 mod that never breaks/damages -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 01:03:42
Wish granted but you lost it
I wish i have everything i every wished for -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 01:14:22
Wish Granted. But your guardians kick you out of the house because your room is filled with nekkid women and Mudkips.
I wish i had a cool mustache like this guy
-
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 01:50:54
Granted, but your whole face looks like that guy...
I wish i could become a video gaming pro -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 05:45:10
granted. you become so good every console u touch breaks
i wish i was bonkura but i wouldnt die of heart failure -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 06:19:03
Wish granted but you pasted away from an unknown reasons doctors can't explain
I wish it was peanut butter jelly time
-
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 06:42:34
Wish granted, but it only lasts 0.1 seconds.
I wish it would start raining donuts. -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 09:37:55
Granted, but they were Burning donuts the size of a meteor, so you got burned to ashes
I wish a wish that there is no flaw to be found in it. -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 10:01:03
Granted, but that is essentially nothing, so you get nothing out of it.
I wish I could spray WD40 out of my fingers. -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 18:31:34QUOTE (NoobishPenspinner @ Jun 19 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted but its burnt.
but i liek burnt toast lol
wish granted but you acidentally spray it in your eyes and die
lol
i wish i make gourmet food that was really good
cuz right nao im hungry -
Date: Sat, Jun 20 2009 19:48:46
wish granted. you get gourmet food frm aliens and you are so repulsed u refuse to eat it even tho your starving and u die of hunger
i wish i was Roxas from Kingdom Hearts -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 06:22:00
Wish granted, but you start to miss your old self and commit suicide.
I wish for an unlimited supply of iPhones. -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 07:11:24
Wish granted but you tried to jailbreak all of them and failed locking all your phones.
I hope the person who corrupts this wish will rename themselves Kuro's Slave -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 19:31:11
Wish granted, but you didn't have enough money to pay the slave, so he was freed.
I wish I had a dick-in-a-box. -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 22:40:24
You do but you are in the box O_O
I wish I had an extra cookie. -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 22:45:34
Wish granted but it was stale bwahahaha
I wish my miffy comssa wasn't fading -
Date: Mon, Jun 22 2009 22:47:26
wish granted, but it's completely blank
i wish for all the mods i want -
Date: Tue, Jun 23 2009 00:08:55
wish granted, but all the mods are scratched and burnt and crappy
i wish i would stop posting food related wishes -
Date: Tue, Jun 23 2009 06:41:03
Wish granted, but then you wished for getting raped.
I wish I was a boss -
Date: Tue, Jun 23 2009 06:46:27
Wish granted. You are the boss of a medium-sized dumpster and all its contents.
I wish fingerprints didn't show up on my laptop as easily. -
Date: Tue, Jun 23 2009 07:09:38
wish granted but you cant touch it at all ever again.
I wish i had 100 posts -
Date: Thu, Oct 22 2009 20:27:30
Wish granted, but then Rockstar deletes all the posts.
I wish bonkura was alive and on upsb. -
Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 00:57:54
granted, but he met u and commited suicide
i wish i could spin like supawit127 -
Date: Fri, Oct 23 2009 22:46:40QUOTE (RH @ Oct 22 2009, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted, but he met u and commited suicide
i wish i could spin like supawit127
wish granted, but then I murder you for corrupting my wish
I wish that my hair didn't curl. -
Date: Sat, Oct 24 2009 02:49:12
wish granted, but ur hair falls out and ur bald.
i wish i could spin thai style
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Date: Sat, Oct 24 2009 04:15:46
wish granted but you get carpal tunnel
i wish the the next wish would get corrupted but the wish has to be there on the post of the previous of the after in the post by the owner of the some what who there. -
Date: Sat, Oct 24 2009 14:00:58
Wish granted, but your wish is corrupted since I'm too lazy to find out what the fuck you are talking about.
I wish that I had another wish. -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 05:30:57
wish granted. but you can only wish for something that will benefit everyone.
I wish could spin like Supawit127 -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 06:29:37
wish granted, but you spin like supawit127, make a new mod and everyone flames it
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Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 06:37:24
although you didn't put down a wish
granted, but penja wins the ausclan torni and i get an mx
not sure how that grants or corrupts any wish, but hey
i wish i was gay
(strange wish... first thing i thought of.... hinting something?) -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 06:52:00
wish granted, but your penis fell off
i wish i was you -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 08:03:39
granted, but you still have mt fallen off penis
i wish god spent one day taking acid -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 08:13:44
granteed, but you will rot in hell
i wish i charlie the unicorn -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 11:15:18
wish granted, but charlie doen't wish for you
i wish for the earth to end in 2012 -
Date: Wed, Nov 25 2009 12:54:17
wish granted, but your the only one on it
i wish bo bo bobobo would be real -
Date: Thu, Nov 26 2009 07:18:37
wish granted but his nose hairs choke you to death
i wish i world peace would really happen -
Date: Thu, Nov 26 2009 08:22:06
wish granted, but you woke up and found out that it was all a dream
i wish i knew what i wanted to wish -
Date: Thu, Dec 3 2009 21:24:21QUOTE (zuolin @ Nov 26 2009, 03:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>wish granted, but you woke up and found out that it was all a dream
i wish i knew what i wanted to wish
Wish granted, but then you forget you wanted a wish.
I wish for nothing.
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Date: Fri, Dec 4 2009 05:17:18
granted. now you don't exist.
i wish for more time. -
Date: Fri, Dec 4 2009 23:13:18QUOTE (Dark Angel-REX @ Dec 3 2009, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted. now you don't exist.
i wish for more time.
granted:you do get more time, but no one cares what you do(even if you cured cancer), so it doesnt matter.
i wish no one will corrupt my wish.. -
Date: Sat, Dec 5 2009 04:56:42QUOTE (Ice Clear @ Dec 5 2009, 08:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>granted:you do get more time, but no one cares what you do(even if you cured cancer), so it doesnt matter.
i wish no one will corrupt my wish..
no. I just need more time for studying. haha. I don't care if no one cares.
Granted, but I can't guarantee it. -
Date: Sun, Dec 13 2009 04:24:20QUOTE (Dark Angel-REX @ Dec 5 2009, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>no. I just need more time for studying. haha. I don't care if no one cares.
Granted, but I can't guarantee it.
what do you wish?
i wish for dark angel rex to wish for something that i can corrupt -
Date: Sun, Dec 13 2009 04:34:15
He does but you don't get to corrupt it!
I wish I had A gutarm retractable mx -
Date: Sun, Dec 13 2009 05:11:55
granted, but i smashed it into junk
i wish to smile -
Date: Mon, Dec 14 2009 07:12:50
granted but you already did.
I wish my PC won't crash every hour. -
Date: Mon, Dec 14 2009 07:15:24
granted, but you get a Mac instead xD
I wish I lived closer to my gf -
Date: Mon, Dec 14 2009 11:06:47
Wish granted, but break up and suffering for the rest of your life is the only thing that awaits you.
I wish that 1+1 wouldn't be 2 -
Date: Mon, Dec 14 2009 22:33:49
Wish Granted, But you need to use the 3 wishes on me =]
I wish that i lost my virginity to Leah Dizon =] -
Date: Thu, Dec 24 2009 08:54:55
Wish granted but when you look at her face it's not her.
I wish to learn every trick there is and have Eriror,Bonkura,Spinnerpeem and Minwoo's skill on my hands. -
Date: Thu, Dec 24 2009 10:11:00
Wish granted, but apparently your hands couldn't handle the pressure from different styles in one time, it has broken all the bones in both your hands and you will never be able to spin again.
I wish an uncorruptable wish. -
Date: Sat, Dec 26 2009 02:44:36
Wish granted, but I lied, and your family gets raped by a 96 year old man, your mom enjoying it runs off with him even though he killed your father and humiliated him.
I wish Amy would get back together with me = \... -
Date: Sat, Dec 26 2009 05:04:33
she does then dumps you in a hour.
i wish i had AIDS -
Date: Sun, Dec 27 2009 00:36:08
As you wish. You get it straightly(and indeed painfully) from a bunch of homosexuals.
I wish a ketchup. -
Date: Sun, Dec 27 2009 01:00:21
Wish Granted
But when you get it, the ketchup blows making you look like a bloody person.
I wish for all the mods in the world -
Date: Sun, Dec 27 2009 01:10:35
Wish granted. You received them via plane drop w/o parachute in a large box, which you were under when it got down on the ground. Not to mention angry PSers from all over the world pissing on your corpse for what you did.
I wish to forge a new sword of mine. -
Date: Mon, Dec 28 2009 11:00:31
Wish granted.But when you get it, it automatically stabs you in the eye.
I wish for a $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99999999999 -
Date: Tue, Jan 19 2010 10:09:45
granted but itz hell money
i wish for a new phone to replace my current sucky one -
Date: Tue, Jan 19 2010 10:18:41
Wish granted, but it's even worse than your current one.
I wish for the Hypnotoad. -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 00:19:53
Wish granted, but the hypnotoad excretes a strange substance from its tearducts, which gives you genital warts.
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Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 01:44:26
^ No wish? o.o
I wish for the next post to be by someone besides zuolin -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:14:36
Granted, but then Zuolin will kill you in 3 mos.
I wish I had a KT. -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:17:26
Okay, you now have one (1) Dr.KT. Unfortunately, whist trying to spin it, it flies through your glasses and lodges itself in your corneal cavity, whereupon the glass shards lodge deeper and deeper into your bleeding eye. You then suffer intense brain trauma and start bleeding out of your knees whereupon you perish slowly.
I wish that didn't happen to me. -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:19:15
wish granted, but then Quick Money comes and tears off your Ten Pounds and rubs it in your face. Afterwards he pisses on your corpse and then yells INTENTS.
I wish that Quick Money would get shot, not lethal, just a flesh wound. -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:21:10
Wish granted. He gets shot and lives. Later, thinking you did it, he hires an italian hitman, coincidentally named Gary to kill you.
I wish QuickMoney had the money.
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Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:23:17
Wish Granted, but being myself, the Master of Dreams, I shoot you in your Lucid Dream during a very nice moment
and then you die in the Real World; YEAH I JUST CHANGED THE LAWS OF DREAMS TO BE LIKE THE MATRIX.
WHAT NOW JEW-FRO!!!!!!
I wish that I never have a Fro.
PS - I you PoV. -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:24:06
D:
Wish........granted :sadface: You now have my afro and receive the ridicule and humiliation I haven't/will never feel because I'm so sexy.
I wish I had my afro.
Edit D:< -
Date: Thu, Jan 21 2010 03:25:04
Thx for not corrupting mah Wish
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Date: Fri, Jan 29 2010 11:01:42
granted but i give a a new clean haircut
i wish for someone to corrupt my wish -
Date: Sat, Feb 13 2010 04:49:51
Wish corrupted.
I wish I have 3 wishes right now. -
Date: Sun, Feb 14 2010 18:19:33
wish granted, but they're all corrupt.
I wish for zuolin to die. -
Date: Sun, Feb 14 2010 20:36:21
wish granted but now he haughts you
i wish i was pro -
Date: Fri, Feb 19 2010 03:59:45
granted but you became pro at flipping burgers and end up getting payed minimum wage at mcdonalds for the rest of your life
i wish kingdom hearts was real, and i possessed the keyblade -
Date: Fri, Feb 19 2010 04:13:22
Wish granted, but upon obtaining a keyblade you trip over air and decapitate yourself while little particle sized air fairies laugh and exclaim EPIC FAIL
I wish that i will become OVER 9000 -
Date: Mon, Mar 29 2010 02:59:59
wish granted but i became 9001
I wish I can read people's minds -
Date: Mon, Mar 29 2010 09:39:21
Granted but only Zuolin's mind.
I wish I could spin like Eriror. -
Date: Tue, Mar 30 2010 15:59:45
Wish granted. But only for a second.
I wish I'll get a Dr.M&M -
Date: Wed, Mar 31 2010 08:48:09
Wish granted but you'll get a Dr. M&M (Dr. meek&mild)
I wish I wasn't so lame... -
Date: Thu, Apr 8 2010 05:45:52
Wish granted, you've risen from "so lame" to just lame...
I wish humans could fly... -
Date: Fri, Apr 9 2010 12:01:43
Wish granted, but only for 1 cm.
I wish you are awesome. -
Date: Fri, Apr 9 2010 12:23:19
What are you talking about, I ALREADY AM AWESOME!!!!
I wish I wasn't so narcissistic. -
Date: Fri, Apr 9 2010 16:14:39
Wish granted, you become emo and hung yourself...
I wish that all the colors in the world were inverted... -
Date: Fri, May 7 2010 23:09:32
Wish granted, but only it applied to you.
I wish I was a spinner from circa 2004-2006 -
Date: Sun, May 9 2010 12:38:03
Wish granted, but although you have spun for years - you are no better than you are now.
I wish I wasnt so awesome. -
Date: Thu, May 13 2010 22:37:34
Granted but only for a measly nanosecond.
I wish I had a Jap Dr. Grip... -
Date: Fri, May 14 2010 06:12:43
granted but none of the parts come off
i wish for this wish to be corrupted :3 -
Date: Wed, May 26 2010 10:51:30
But you died before right after
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Date: Wed, Jun 9 2010 17:40:01
Your wish for no wish has been granted but you still look like an idiot.
I wish for a change from the norm. -
Date: Wed, Jun 9 2010 21:18:00QUOTE (Chief_Snake @ Jun 9 2010, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Your wish for no wish has been granted but you still look like an idiot.
I wish for a change from the norm.
Granted, but the change is even worse than the norm.
I wish for life. -
Date: Sun, Jun 20 2010 03:26:04
granted, but as soon as you give life to your child, he dies.
I wish cigarettes don't exist