UPSB v3
Forum Games / What If...
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Date: Mon, May 12 2008 20:56:28
Just give a "what if" question and see what kind of answers people will give.
What if HGG's were discontinued everywhere? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 20:59:08
we'd probably find some substitutes to use instead
what if... you could have any pen mod of your choice, what one would you pick? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 21:01:51
I would pick a giant solid gold pen so I could sell it and get all the pens I want.
What if I was better at coming up with what if questions? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 21:13:09
This thread might not suck.
What if this thread didn't suck? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 22:55:25
Then it wouldn't suck.
What if I stole all your mods? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 23:34:27
then i would call the mafia on you
what if life as you know it is not really how you know it? -
Date: Mon, May 12 2008 23:45:20
Then i would be a retard.
What if I was a rapper. -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 00:09:08
then it would be disturbing.
What if there are invisible butterflies everywhere that we can't see? -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 01:10:33
then i would be in heaven
what if pi did not equal:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208
998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450
284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165
2712019091...? -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 01:14:38QUOTE (Guitrum @ May 12 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>then i would be in heaven
what if pi did not equal:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208
99862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745
0
28410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316
5
2712019091...?
then math teachers would tell us what it really equaled
what if teddy was dead? -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 01:39:00
Then teddy would have a funeral
What if... Homosexual are consider "normal" and straight are consider "wrong"? -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 03:10:44QUOTE (Imagm-1337 @ May 12 2008, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Then teddy would have a funeral
What if... Homosexual are consider "normal" and straight are consider "wrong"?
id be wrong -
Date: Tue, May 13 2008 23:24:57
u never gave a what if.... so i will
what if people could not lie? -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 00:20:17
then you would know that I believe in invisible butterflies and they scare me
but if there are butterflies then there could be giant caterpillars
AAAAAHHHHHH!
oh....
What if humans were the aliens and lamas and bananas ruled the earth?
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Date: Wed, May 14 2008 00:45:44
humans are aliens, to other things we call "aliens"
what if I became the best pen spinner on earth? -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 11:43:15QUOTE (IAmTheMrGuy @ May 14 2008, 02:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>humans are aliens, to other things we call "aliens"
what if I became the best pen spinner on earth?
Then I will try to be the best pen spinner on Mars
What if 80% ps'ers are girls? -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 14:38:03
I would be attracted to a lot more girls for having such amazing talent.
What if George W. Bush wasn't the worst president ever? -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 17:47:47QUOTE (Sleeve @ May 14 2008, 04:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I would be attracted to a lot more girls for having such amazing talent.
What if George W. Bush wasn't the worst president ever?
Then Bin Laden has taken the World!
What if people don't sleep?
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Date: Wed, May 14 2008 17:56:00
Then we would all be like zombies o_O ?
What if we could use pens to control our computers? -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 17:57:16
pen spinners would become the best computer users ever
what if you had three whishes, what would they be -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 19:25:41QUOTE (IAmTheMrGuy @ May 14 2008, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>pen spinners would become the best computer users ever
what if you had three whishes, what would they be
I will wish 3 more wished from each wish... that means... 9 wishes... then I wish 3 more wishes from 9 wishes... omg... when I have enough, I will grant my wishes
What if your dog play with your pens? >_< -
Date: Wed, May 14 2008 20:06:41
give him a toy to play with instead, like a rubber bone
what if you were suddenly granted to become a moderator -
Date: Thu, May 15 2008 09:56:23
that would suck...means I got demoted >_<
what if you tried to spin a pen of infinite length? -
Date: Thu, May 15 2008 10:52:36
Then it would be physically impossible. It'd take forever for it to make a 1.0 rotation.
What if you tried to program a robot to pen spin? -
Date: Thu, May 15 2008 12:04:50
Then I need to be better than my robot
What if pens never exists? -
Date: Thu, May 15 2008 14:18:09
There are always sticks. :>
What if Chuck Norris became the premier of China? -
Date: Fri, May 16 2008 14:37:46
China would have an undefeatable military and would take over the world, but since Chuck Norris wants a challenge, he roundhouse kicks everyone back into China and leaves.
What if we didn't have skin but somehow still able to live? -
Date: Sat, May 17 2008 04:59:29
We would be "Skinned alive", or so as to speak.
What if Chuck Norris got chucked by a woodchuck? -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 05:03:01
then the world as we know it would end
what if i put your hand into a waffle maker? -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 08:47:33
then my hand would most probably hurt hah.
what if.. computers never existed? -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 08:58:07
then sadly, we would not have porn...
what if i did ur girlfriend? -
Date: Sun, May 18 2008 10:24:08
i would gladly kill you
What if....Teddy IS indeed, a little bitch? -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 03:14:26
nobody would be surprised
what if cows started raping people -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 03:25:09
mass cow genocide, and everyone would get free burgers.
What if the CIA hired you? -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 04:23:36
I'd be cool! And pop a cap in your ass and disappear.
What if you were raped by Shaq O'neal? -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 05:48:05
then you would make god cry
what if you had a chance to meet Puff the Magic Dragon? -
Date: Mon, May 19 2008 15:15:10
I would tell him to stop smoking the reefer!
What if what if? -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 03:20:54
then what if.
Duh...
what if you got molested by a 8 year old girl? -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 03:25:40
Chances are, I'd be the one who'd get arrested. Stupid law....
What if you became president? -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 04:12:05
id ban the breaking of pens by teachers.
what if you cant beat me? -
Date: Tue, May 20 2008 04:22:08
id be fine with it. keep ur dingaling to yourself
what if yo mama was so fat -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 04:25:09
then she'd fall through the floor.
what if zombo wasn't a moderator -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 15:04:31
Then we would be lost souls...
What if there was no color. -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 19:29:09
Then everyone would be colour blind >_<
What if you was chosen in Idol? -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 19:56:48
Then I'd build up my reputation, creating multiple albums which go platinum, and then go insane on Good Morning America and be fined a bunch of money. Yayayayayaya.
What if there was no pen spinning? -
Date: Wed, May 21 2008 19:58:28
I'd so zippo manipulation
what if you became the happiest person alive? -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 05:14:23
then i would kill myself from the excessive happiness around me.....and die laughing
what if you were given a bottomless bag of pens that happen to be the BEST ones for modding? -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 13:01:09
then i would hide myself away untill i was the best spinner in the world, then i'd come back and win the WT 12 years straight and then fill my house with pens and sell the bag on ebay for a billion bucks and mod pens in my mansion for the rest of my life.
what if
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Date: Thu, May 22 2008 14:44:20
I would wonder if you got that from the "If I ____, What would you do?" thread or vice versa.
What if penguins could fly? -
Date: Thu, May 22 2008 15:09:46
then the world would be overrun by flying penguins
what if you got to beta test halo4,5 and 6
P.S. vice-versa -
Date: Fri, May 23 2008 14:36:03
I would be very, very, very happy....but they won't make a Halo 4, 5, or 6...or at least they are not supposed to.
What if apes took over the world? -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 03:21:39
We'd be ruled by a bunch of hairy apes that did nothing but sit around and scratch their asses. Actually, not that much would change in the US...
what if i barfed on your keyboard? -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 15:08:56
I would go "eeeeeeeeeew!"
What if monkeys ransacked your house? -
Date: Sat, May 24 2008 17:00:44
id grab my pens and head for the hills
what if a black hole suck all your pens in? -
Date: Sun, May 25 2008 07:59:59
I will follow my pens and see where I end
What if the World goes under in 2 days?? -
Date: Mon, May 26 2008 02:32:16
we party until then
what if i said "..." -
Date: Mon, May 26 2008 08:06:46
I will use google to translate that language
What if a girl come and say "I love you" to you?
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Date: Mon, May 26 2008 14:01:29
I would stop having sex with my pen and say "Huh?".
What if there was one "What if.." to rule them all. What would it be? -
Date: Mon, May 26 2008 17:00:55
what if...
what if you were forced to eat cow shit every day for the rest of your life? -
Date: Tue, May 27 2008 14:45:23
I would kill whatever was forcing me then kill myself...
What if you were the funniest person alive? -
Date: Tue, May 27 2008 17:25:42
then I'd tell the funniest joke in the world, wait till you died laughing, then take your pens
if i fed you pens, what would you do? -
Date: Wed, May 28 2008 14:51:41
Crap them out and make unique mods...o.o
What if the world was flat? -
Date: Thu, May 29 2008 03:29:47
then pens form japan would be much more expensive
what if a moose knocked your house down? -
Date: Thu, May 29 2008 07:43:22
Then the moose will end on the dinner table the next day.
What if everyone had Japanese as their first language? -
Date: Thu, May 29 2008 14:41:22QUOTE (LotusWing @ May 29 2008, 02:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Then the moose will end on the dinner table the next day.LMAO
Then It would be much more easy to read manga and watch anime.
What if we didn't have faces? -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 06:01:07
then people couldn't get face jobs
wHaT iF i StArTeD cApItAlIsInG eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR? -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 14:46:56
i WoUlD sTaRt DoInG iT wItH yOu!
What if everyone had a slave? -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 15:10:39
i would order my slave to post for me
what if i had a post slave? -
Date: Fri, May 30 2008 21:25:51
He/she will surely post wierd stuff because he/she don't have a brain to think about answering the questions.
What if you may choose an animal, what would it be? -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 02:12:08
a moose
?sdrawkcab gnipyt detrats I fi tahW -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 14:38:56
...looc yllaer eb dluow tahT
What if God was one of us? -
Date: Mon, Jun 2 2008 18:13:09
then he would be the perfect penspinner
what if yo momma' was one of us -
Date: Tue, Jun 3 2008 14:33:00
I wouldn't exsist...because my dad isnt.....
What if your face...... -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 15:37:56
i would scream
what if the end of the world really WAS in 2012 like the mayans, nostradamus and other people have predicted? -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 15:53:11
I would try to get laid a lot because the world is ending.
What if penspinning was never invented? -
Date: Wed, Jun 4 2008 16:24:16
then i would invent it
what if there was a way for you to learn everything and anything in a 24 hour period meaning that there is no school or anything like that? -
Date: Thu, Jun 5 2008 14:31:48
Then you wouldn't have many friends....
What if everyone could find "the one" tomorrow? -
Date: Sun, Jun 8 2008 14:15:46
Then no one will be alone
What if the moon don't exist? -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 07:30:12
then there would be no moon.
what if a comet crashed into your house -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 00:33:01
id become homeless i guess
what if monkey sextually assulted you -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 00:34:03
A.I.Ds
what if you got teabagged? -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 00:48:08
I'd punch him in the dick.
What if you were born without a tongue? -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 01:22:35QUOTE (Outlander @ Jun 29 2008, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd punch him in the dick.
What if you were born without a tongue?
how?? you'd be dead.
anyways....
i can't taste.
what if you fell in a big pit of crap -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 01:50:01
I'd take a long shower.
What if you were as good as Eriror at spinning? -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 02:30:20QUOTE (000zero0000 @ Jun 29 2008, 09:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>how?? you'd be dead.
anyways....
i can't taste.
what if you fell in a big pit of crap
Lesson for the day: Being Tea-bagged means someone puts their scrotum on your face/head. It doesnt kill you. That's why I'd punch him in the dick.
But continuing....
I would quit all my other hobbies.
What if you were allergic to plastic? -
Date: Mon, Jun 30 2008 02:59:42
i thought tea baggin was when someone killed you and then rapped you
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Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 08:35:14QUOTE (Outlander @ Jun 29 2008, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>But continuing....
I would quit all my other hobbies.
What if you were allergic to plastic?
i would have myself fixed
what if 42 was NOT the meaning of life the universe and everything else? -
Date: Sun, Jul 6 2008 09:30:01
then we would ask minche to help us...
wat if lightning hit your stockpiled TNT. -
Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 01:30:13
Then the world would collapse.
What if pen spinning became illegal XD? -
Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 03:44:45
then we would turn into a bunch of outlaws and hobos, sneaking into stores at night to steal pens and food
what if you got raped by your mom -
Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 04:36:59
i would have her thrown in jail and then splashed with holy water to relieve her of the demon
what if you could turn invisible? -
Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 04:57:59
i would go steal pens from tek and dreambaby xD
what if you can become god for one day and can do whatever you want? -
Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 05:06:46
i would turn into a big black man named Bubba and rape everyone close to you
what if i was a big black man named Bubba and raped everyone close to you? -
Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 05:09:44
i would ask if you know forrest gump
what if you were involved in a heist? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 00:26:06
I would get captured by the police and the monkey would have to break me out.
What if every time you had sex you lost ten of your pen mods -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 01:19:12
never have sex?
what if i ate you? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 02:03:40
i would burst out of your tumtum with a sword and become a hero, but then you would grow 3 more heads and so on!
what if you could take over the body of any girl you wanted? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 04:35:15
i would go out with myself, and do sexual things, and so forth
what if you made love with my gf and i walked in on you? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 06:19:00
i would say that i was showing her things that she would later do to you
what if minche never seduced thnikk? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 06:26:25
then we never got the chance to see minche's true self
what if thnikk never liked minche? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 06:32:20
then Thnikk probably wouldn't have wiped his C drive...
What if...Kam didn't keep disappearing? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 06:35:57
then kam would be active everyday and spam on SB
What if SB never exist on this forum? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 06:51:11
this world would surely crumble, all would be obliveated, and all of god's teachings would be lost.
what if i secretly had a man crush on sfsr? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 07:09:03
then... U would be gay, or atleast bi...
What if... Sfsr wasn't Swedish? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 07:15:25
Beauty Flower would have a hissy fit.
What if god was one of us? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 07:16:45
Then somebody can do the impossible...
What if god was actually among us, as a superhero? XD -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 07:33:37
then the teorists already disappeared from this world.
What if God give the power to one of the penspinner? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 07:37:36
We would have a tournament to decide who gets God's powers...
What if... God was a penspinner? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 08:14:16
Kam would revealed as jesus
what if pirates spun pens? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 08:19:00
Pirates would have treasure chests filled with KT's and such...
What if... We could pen-spin in space? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 08:34:49
it will be put into "worlds history"
what if we have to live on Mars? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 08:35:32
then we could do mega uber tricks like palmspin 30.0 and basketballspins 60.0
what if penspinning was an official sport and just as popular as soccer or baseball or basketball? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 08:36:20
then we wouldnt be seen as nerds
what if there was no penspinning? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 10:04:35
SYNTAX ERROR (Thats like dividing by zero)
What if there was mudkipz in ur pants? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 10:41:35
*throws pokeball*
what if your parent starts ps too? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 10:53:41
OMG then I won't have any problems with buying pens.
What if pen spinning is considered illegal in your country? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 13:26:19
I would move to Denmark.
What if Dathroat became a mudkip? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 18:59:55
Then DaThroat would be loved even more...
What if... The only pen mod in the world was the ballsign mod? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 19:07:45
I wouldn't mind since I only spin pencils
What if God were one of us? Just a slob like one of us... -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 19:28:04
hmm... Then some religions would be very, very flawed...
What if... u didn't die? -
Date: Tue, Jul 22 2008 20:29:58
i would be immortal?
what if there was no such thing as ink? -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 06:49:55
uhhh ild invent it
the graphite in pencils is to sloppy :X
Uhhh what if dinos where still alive and lived among us. but they secretly were planning to control us all and make us dig up their ancestors bones so they could make the come back to life, then slowly kill all humans one by one? -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 06:58:12
i would have to break all thare necks in a awsome chuck noris battle ...
what if you were at school one day and you saw me run into your class and scream ``NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!`` and then rape you teacher in fron you -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 07:24:18
feel sorry for my teacher because she could do better...
if an aeroplane landed on your house what would you do? -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 08:40:28
die from the crash ...
what if everyday you woke up to mr rodgers staring at you in your bed? -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 19:15:46
i would stare back until he exploded with my mind powers
what if you could reverse time? -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 19:49:40
i would make up for a lot of broken hearts
what if you had to make love with a prigles can... well eating 8 bananas.... and haveing a sumo wresiler sit on you face, bear butted -
Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 21:16:26
i would use my reverse time powers
what if your dog could spin your cat? -
Date: Thu, Jul 24 2008 04:39:27
i would have a severe wtf moment and then snap all mu kts in half T.T
what if you could do a basketball spin 1000000 while doing back hand springs? -
Date: Thu, Jul 24 2008 04:56:52
i would join the circus
what if big foot, nessie, champ and all those guys were real! -
Date: Thu, Jul 24 2008 05:01:28
Dude, they are real... The governments just hide them...
What if... the "/me" function in the Shoutbox didn't exist? -
Date: Thu, Jul 24 2008 05:27:03
then hugs wouldnt mean as much...
what if you could yell out the name of a pen u wanted, and it falls from the sky into your hand? -
Date: Fri, Jul 25 2008 01:43:25
uhhh heaven on earth?
what if kts where made to be used as weapons instead of spinning? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 05:46:53
stevieboy and outlander would rule the world
what if you could posess the minds of millions? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 06:46:51
i would make everyone give their pens to me!
what if there everyone had 6 fingers instead of 5? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 08:49:50
we would have to create a new around trick
what if you had the powers that are described in Full Metal Alchemist? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 12:21:37
I don't what I'd do because I don't know what powers are described in Full Metal Alchemist
What if there were aliens hiding in your bedroom?
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Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 13:41:29
I will try to sleep another place such as living room. >_<
What if you suddenly forget how to spin a pen?
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Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 14:18:27
Then I would order Baaron to eat Zombo.
What if Baaron did eat Zombo? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 15:36:55
Then Zombo would die.
What if time stopped forever? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 15:51:28
Then we will all die.
What if there'sno bank? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 21:47:29
Then a lot of jews and others trying to make a living would be out of business
(sorry if i have offended anyone. i'm jewish as well and my dad is actually an accountant)
What if guys didn't have toilets and could only use urinals? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 21:48:30
Then when we need to take a dump....it'll be so very awkward......
What if I ate your face off
?? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 21:51:11
well then i would not have a face... and that wouldn't be very nice :/
what if i dressed you up in my clothes -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 21:52:23
I'd run away from you.....FARRR away.... (so that you couldn't take pics...
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What if you could spin as well as eriror -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 21:55:09
we'd battle like crazy >:]
what if i caught eso in a pokeball and therefore had an esokip? ^^ -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 22:04:56
I would lol
What if I quit penspinning forever? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 22:15:14
i would get really upset and then force you to come back by showing you how much i've improved.
what if there was no "what if..." thread? -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 22:35:18
I would be bored, this saturday evening at 6:35 PM
What if I said Zombo's name was Kaiwen -
Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 22:54:33
then we would not have that cool ass picture of him
what if the mx was never created??? -
Date: Sun, Jul 27 2008 06:49:47
Then I would lol. Actually I don't think I would lol because I would never have known that it even existed....
What if you became famous overnight? -
Date: Mon, Jul 28 2008 06:54:37
i would make pen spinning television's shows like "pros vs joes, PEN SPINNING EDITION!!!" and "so you think you can spin"
what if their was no zombo! -
Date: Tue, Jul 29 2008 06:52:46
THEN THERE WOULD BE NO ZUMBO!!!!!!!
what if you had an extra toe on each foot? -
Date: Wed, Jul 30 2008 04:41:50
I'd shove my foot up your ass.
What if you could piss rainbows? -
Date: Wed, Jul 30 2008 05:32:58QUOTE (Lordbojo @ Jul 29 2008, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd shove my foot up your ass.
What if you could piss rainbows?
then that would be bad ass! -
Date: Wed, Jul 30 2008 07:40:45
haha, i stole your question!!!
what if you could, do a OVER 9000!!!! thumb spin? -
Date: Wed, Jul 30 2008 12:45:02
Then Vegeta would crush his scanner thingy once more.
What if you got circumcissed 10x? lul ownt -
Date: Fri, Aug 8 2008 19:09:18
meh im jewish, dont think it would be that bad...
what if you were raped by you intire family -
Date: Mon, Aug 11 2008 20:09:38
That would mean they have become a zombie!! And I would pull out my shotgun.
wait.. i dont have one.... shit
What of you were black? -
Date: Fri, Aug 29 2008 13:15:51
I'd be questioning my self why im black..
What if someone cut off ur electricity on purpose? -
Date: Fri, Aug 29 2008 14:21:13QUOTE (Sun Tulip @ Aug 29 2008, 08:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd be questioning my self why im black..
What if someone cut off ur electricity on purpose?
Then I'd Cut of His and say ,""HAHA!""
What if Pen spinning becomes the "new rubiks cube"? (Like the new trend/in thing) -
Date: Mon, Sep 1 2008 14:02:51
then id shat brix
what if mcdonalds went bankrupt and all the stores closed? -
Date: Mon, Sep 1 2008 16:48:31
My mouth would go crazy and kill itself, but my arteries would be overjoyed.
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Date: Mon, Sep 1 2008 21:31:21
i would find that person and beat him/her up
What if you had 6 fingers? on both hands -
Date: Tue, Sep 2 2008 13:00:11
i would laugh at all you lesser fools who cant do 6thfingerbak
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Date: Sat, Sep 13 2008 18:01:07
What if you woke up one morning and a 2 ft wide tarantula was on your face with its fangs in front of your eyes?
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Date: Sat, Sep 13 2008 18:55:59
i would name him steven
what if there was a way for you to levatate things with your mind??? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 00:37:35
I would levitate KTs and throw them at people I hate.
What if we were colourblind? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 10:52:19
then we wouldn't see in colour and they'd be car crashes all over the place
What if all the computers in the world spontaneously combusted? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 13:34:36
most of asia and the US would explode
what if there was a way to "print" 3d material objects whenever and whatever u wanted -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 13:42:55
I would print mass amounts of money and pens.
What if you were addicted to MMO's and Runescape was the only MMO left in the world? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 13:48:47
I would kill myself.
What if both of your hands were chopped off? Would you spin with your toes? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 16:06:17
I would spin with my stubs (stub around!!!)
what if you could have one question answered, what would it be? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 18:20:55
The one you just asked.
What if your teacher took your pen(kt,saizen, ect[expensive ones]) and trashed it to where you couldnt revive it? >_< -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 18:37:48
SHIT! IMMA GO FILE LAWSUIT ON DAT BITCH!
What if Zombo quit UPSB? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 20:10:32QUOTE (Lamtartarus @ Sep 14 2008, 01:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>SHIT! IMMA GO FILE LAWSUIT ON DAT BITCH!
What if Zombo quit UPSB?
He will Never do that
What if you found out That your parents Penspin
-
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 20:12:48
I'd battle them.
What if you find out that your girlfriend doesn't want to have a LONG term relationship but you do and she is only using you for your wonderful hugs, warmth of your body and words, for the period of time that she's in that area and when she leaves she'll get someone else. : snif : fucking bitch.. -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 20:19:35
I will slap her
JK
What if you find All the rare pens on a deserted island. but have no food? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 22:28:22
I would sell them for food.
What ALL the power sources in the world collaped for 1 day? -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 22:30:27
i'd go outside
what if you could never eat rice for the rest of your life -
Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 23:29:37
AIYA im asian i EAT RICE lol well hmmmm...... i will eat noodles
what if a noob PSer didnt know wat PS meant? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 04:52:04
Then he will Be a retard
What if u were trapped in a room with 2 big snakes? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 08:39:15
I'd karate chop their heads off and put 'em on stakes
What if, in response to "Snakes on a Plane" they made a "Paranas on an Escalator"? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 10:38:46
is a parana???
what if the large hadron collider destroyed the world? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 13:20:41
omg lol~! I totally can't spell... I meant "piranha"
then we'd all be dead -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 15:29:00
What if you lost your arms and legs in an accident.
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Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 15:58:14
Then I would kill myself
What if you woke up on the bed and saw a gay slept next to you ( lolz ) -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 16:32:27
(how would you kill yourself without arms or legs?)
I would try to remember what I did last night, then I'd figure out how a gay guy ended up in my bed, then Id freak out and run in circles, screaming.
What if you lost all your fingers so you couldnt pen spin? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 22:38:01
TOE SPIN (but hard to do a shadow though)
if i cant toe spin then i will karate kick someones fingers off and they will fly in the air and they fall right on to my hands and magically stick to it and i can PS again lol
what if eso was actually a girl PSer?? -
Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 23:37:17
Then That will be weird.
What if you lose your abillity to do shadow -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 04:51:42
i will not... do it?
what if you couldnt do it? -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 06:04:12
then I'd learn how
What if UPSB stopped working? -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 08:37:36
then I will wait untill UPSB works again
What if UPSB stop letting ppl registrate in the forum? -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 08:42:07
Then we'd all be happier cause there'll be less noobs ^^
(jk, i like to see new people getting into ps so that'd probably upset me...)
What if you were caught going on upsb when you're at work and you're suppose to be working ? -
Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 09:27:37
Then...
What if every penspinner in the world died except you, and you had to re-create pen spinning all over again? -
Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 00:47:27
shit then id be the best pser in teh world
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Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 07:44:13
lol luke no what if
ok ill do it then
what if your mum was one of your friends on UPSB that you didnt know and she was better than you in PSing?? -
Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 09:52:29
Then I'd cry...then ask her to teach me~!
What if your sibling sat on your favourite pen and broke it? -
Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 16:12:48
Id go emo.
What if you werent allowed to penspin for a week? -
Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 22:43:55
no one said about chopstick spinning
what if the next person replying was gay? -
Date: Thu, Oct 2 2008 11:21:09
hohoho
what if one of ur fingers was cut in an accident? -
Date: Thu, Oct 2 2008 12:24:40
i would cut urs and use it as mine
what if the all pens cease to exist and only pencils were left? -
Date: Thu, Oct 2 2008 15:18:25
Id use pencils to write with.
What if you were the opposite sex? -
Date: Thu, Oct 2 2008 15:47:24
id look at myself in the mirror
what if you could change the color of anything? -
Date: Thu, Oct 2 2008 16:11:36
I'd change the green square on my new Mystic MX to Black.
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Date: Fri, Oct 3 2008 04:14:19
@ mystic: no what if?
what if all your hair fell out? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 01:36:41
it wouldn't matter, my hair makes a great wig
what if kam made everyone an IMX? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 01:40:57
I'd cry and say, "thanks Kam!" duhh..
What if your whole family were pro psers and could pwn you? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 02:29:19
Id cry and quit PSing.
What if all pens were discontinued because the government decided to consider them deadly weapons? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 04:03:37
Id write using pencils
What if you found out you were infertal? <--- my absolute nightmare... -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 06:05:27
I would most prolly commit suicide. xD
What if you had no butt hole? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 06:10:13
errr.... you should be more specific. To be born with no asshole or to suddenly lose it.
What if your most valuable pen fell into the sewer? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 06:13:16
I would dirty it more and wrapp in wrapping paper, then give it to a not very close friend.
What if you suddenly realised you were homo? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 07:39:18
then i will keep touching myself
what if i married ur mum? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 13:16:50
You'll get aids hehe..
What if you died? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 15:22:54
Then I'd party in heaven!
What if your mom was a Playboy Model? (She's in her mid thirties now) -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 17:48:42
Disturbing... she's in her 40s... I dont know...
What if you had to pay a dollar to Zombo everytime you performed a single PS trick? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 22:31:27
id not pay him
what if you won all of TEK's, stevie's, k4s's, kam's, dreambaby's, and zombo's pens in a contest? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 22:37:01
I would have every pen in the world. xD
at if I released a tutorial on my Personal Mod? -
Date: Wed, Oct 15 2008 22:47:18
It will remind me that I need to finish MY tutorial for my personal mod.
What if Zebra started selling the 3000*f again? -
Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 00:58:21
then id buy 100, then sell them off for large sums of money 5 years after they get discontinued again
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Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 06:38:08
...
Okay. I'll make one then.
What if everyone on earth could PS? -
Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 06:41:08
I'll suck really badly.
WHat if your mom had a secret life that you didn't know of as a prostitute? -
Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 06:43:25
call her a hoe.
what if your dad was the pimp. -
Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 18:48:18
isnt that just marriage O_o
id kick his ass
what if penwish sold dr kt's for 1$ -
Date: Thu, Oct 16 2008 19:10:52
he would lose profit...
what if labradoodles ruled the world!??!?!?!?!? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 03:07:35
You'd better start liking the taste of cooked labradoodles.
What if you were in your house... Your house is on fire, and there's a tornado outside? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 06:37:34
THAT WOULD BE SUPER AWESOME!!!
What if you get married to your girlfriend/boyfriend and finds out that she/he has a really ugly body.. -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 07:06:47
I will of course still accept him. I married him because of love and not because of the look/body.
What if you want to hide, where is your hiding place in your house? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 07:39:29
Under the stairs.
What if someone stole your computer? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 07:41:21
He can't get very far with my 2816385048291049867292 guard dogs on watch..
What if i ate your lunch? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 07:48:39
i dont have lunch and when i do then u @#$% off or i will eat urs
wat if i died? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 09:49:40
*throws phoenix downs*
what if your fav penspinner is a girl? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 09:51:58
Then i have uber awesome taste in penspinners.
What if you suddenly fell into the trap of pushing alt F4 right now. -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 16:08:40
Let's find out! *pushed alt F4*
What if I ctrl+alt+del you? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 16:24:12
Nothing. Im not a computer.
What if i smashed your head with a sledgehammer? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 19:14:36
Well... Id say "ouch"... then probably die.
What if I literally painted the town red? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 21:34:47
I'd paint it blue
what if every mod became banned? -
Date: Fri, Oct 17 2008 23:42:46
then they are ex-mods who will still control UPSB
what if pen spinning was banned everywhere by the government but japan? -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 03:29:06
i'll fly to japan to ps and then get some Keityos and DR grips there while im at it then fly back home and do it illegally.
what if you're in a terible situation...
let your friends die to save your crush or let your crush die to save your friends? -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 13:45:05
my friends who will then be my crush xD
what if words never existed? -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 13:57:22
Then everyone would use crazy hand gestures
What if the world was sqaure? -
Date: Sat, Oct 18 2008 16:45:15
we'll be falling when we reach the edge..
What if you're in a dangerous situation where you had to kill your parents to save your friends or kill your friends to save your parents? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 07:48:52
just kill or save no one
what if you're Eriror? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 10:31:45
I would eww, just no. I like being me^^
What if your parents told you you're adopted? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 11:16:29
I would kill them and run away. xD
What if you find out that you're actually dead? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 11:34:38
Being dead, i cant do anything
What will you do if you find out that your stead was cheating on you? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 11:41:28
it would answer a lot of questions about them
what if u turned into the oppostie sex? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 11:47:47
I would look at myself 24/7 naked in front of a mirror. If I'm hot that is.. xD
What if you and your favourite mod switched souls? (souls as in he controls you, u become the pen.) -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 13:07:15
i'll be really dizzy with him spinning me all day.
What if you're the only man/girl on earth and you're the hottest man/girl that ever lived and you're surrounded by ugly girls/men? -
Date: Tue, Oct 21 2008 13:46:18
I would kill myself.
What if your dad told you his got horny and raped you? -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 04:18:59
I would run away from home
What if our pen mods came alive? -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 08:24:34
then my mods would become an army which will kill u and recruit ur mods so i have the ultimate army
what if my mods did become an army which will kill u and recruit ur mods so i have the ultimate army? -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 09:29:20
kill you first, so i become the ruler of pens!! mwahahaha!!! xD
What if you found out that your hand would become disabled in 3 days, and spinning would make it die faster? -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 10:37:24
I would spin all i can to enjoy it.
What if.. you found out that the fugliest girl in your class was in love with you?
@ arnold(IF you reply to this:Imagine it as the kalang river) -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 10:54:07
I would change to another school.
What if one day you got all mods u ever wanted in the mail and lost it the next day? -
Date: Thu, Oct 23 2008 18:27:33
feel like crap, but get over it anyway.
What if you found out a boy has a crush on you? -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 04:14:13
Im a boy.. i'll run away!
What if you're in love with this girl but you're never gonna see her again? She doesnt like you too. -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 08:02:24 WHY GOD WHY!!!!
wat if i moved houses to ur street? -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 16:51:56
i'll meet up for a PS session every week.
What if you had to choose..
catch your parents making love or let them catch you making love? -
Date: Fri, Oct 24 2008 17:07:12
I'd catch them making love. I don't wanna let them see my girlfriend naked. xD
What if you were the last person on Earth and there was nothing left to do? like end of the world or something... -
Date: Sat, Nov 1 2008 17:43:48
i'll just sit down and do nothing until the world ends.
What if you had a dog that can do backflips?
i'll just sit down and do nothing until the world ends.
What if you had a dog that can do backflips? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 06:56:19
id wonder why u typed that twice...
What if i wondered? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 07:01:18
i would wonder why you're wondering about wondering why you wonder about me wondering about you wondering about wondering about yourself wondering
what if i stopped wondering about you wondering? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 07:51:34
I would wonder why you stopped wondering about what I was wondering about. O.o
What if wondering was illegal? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 11:25:23
o.O im stoned so i cant think (or wonder)
what if the world was stoned? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 16:41:41
then everyone would be stupid
What if nate became a mod? O_o -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 17:31:27
o shit. then id quit UPSB
what if scott shaputis became a mod -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 17:59:12
Bad idea..
What if JC becomes a mod? -
Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 22:17:22
then ima a mod
what if i was a mod? -
Date: Mon, Nov 3 2008 12:26:31
i would lulz hard.
What if you had 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 profile views? -
Date: Tue, Nov 4 2008 11:51:48
im sure popular ^^
what if i murdered all ur pens? -
Date: Tue, Nov 4 2008 19:00:03
i'll buy new ones.
What if I lol'd hard at you? -
Date: Wed, Nov 5 2008 03:21:16
I would lol back
What if i asked you how your "o"s are going and told you to just stop surfing forums till your "o" lvls are over? -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 10:34:09QUOTE (kazeikan @ Nov 2 2008, 10:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>o.O im stoned so i cant think (or wonder)
what if the world was stoned?
Lol...
@Xternal: i wouldnt care.
What if i didnt care? -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 12:01:18
then i'd care why u wouldnt care about not caring at Xternal
what if the world was retarded? -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 12:06:25
then you must be retarded..
but then what if you're retarded? -
Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 15:34:27
You'll be retarded too.
What if you caught your parents making love in public and thee was a crowd watching? -
Date: Fri, Dec 12 2008 02:11:20
then ill honestly pretend nothing is happening and walk away i guess @@
what if it was saizen that originally designed the grip cutting thingy (ayatori mod)? -
Date: Fri, Dec 12 2008 08:36:03
Then we would all give credit to him.
What if your mom allowed your dad to have another woman in bed with them? -
Date: Fri, Dec 12 2008 21:59:23
I dont know... be confused?
What if I broke my own camera on purpose and recorded it? -
Date: Fri, Dec 12 2008 22:20:57
then i'll give u a good
what if sushi wasn't discovered on the first place? -
Date: Sun, Dec 14 2008 17:36:55
there would be no mroe sakae sushi then...
what if pen spinning was not discovered? -
Date: Sun, Dec 14 2008 17:56:31
then we here on upsb would have no purpose in our lives
what if the internet was never created? -
Date: Sun, Dec 14 2008 21:14:12
then we wouldnt have upsb =P
what if the mascot of KFC is a kid? -
Date: Mon, Dec 15 2008 09:37:39
he'll be a chick.
What if KFC actually started out selling fish? -
Date: Thu, Dec 18 2008 01:24:42
then it would be KFC - Kentucky Fish and Chicken
what if mcain won the us election? -
Date: Thu, Dec 18 2008 01:56:01
then we would be messed up
What if, all your pens exploded? -
Date: Thu, Dec 18 2008 02:20:42
i would shoot them
what if zombo posted cp here? -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 01:32:27
I would say good job
what if all kt's exploded -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 06:09:50
alot of spinners will die.......
what if upsb suddenly disappeared -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 10:34:53
that'll be cool.
What if your parents divorced and your dad married your mom's sister? -
Date: Fri, Dec 19 2008 21:18:40
I'd be pissed off and throw a KT at him.
What if pen spinning was a class at school? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 00:24:11QUOTE (PillarsOfValhalla @ Dec 19 2008, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd be pissed off and throw a KT at him.
What if pen spinning was a class at school?
Then I'd take it.
What if UPSB was no longer free to use? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 01:22:47
It isn't, we pay with our souls..
What is a new color was discovered? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 02:46:29
That would be pretty awesome
What if I became a moderator? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 17:12:16
i would lose faith in upsb....
what if there was a way to get pentel to send you free stuff? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 17:15:14
Id have a lot of free stuff that I can trade for pilot stuff.
What if Zombo quit UPSB. -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 19:46:37
The world would blow up
What if you woke up with someone standing over you? -
Date: Tue, Jan 20 2009 21:50:41
I would say "please tell me we didn't do it"
What if I didn't post a what if question? -
Date: Wed, Jan 21 2009 03:07:06
i would simply just not reply
what if i could fly -
Date: Wed, Jan 21 2009 04:07:27
They I would hide and never go outside.
What if Pentel "re-continued" HGGs in America. -
Date: Wed, Jan 21 2009 08:47:44
Then everyone would start spinning MX's again.
What if someone put up a statue of a Dr. KT in front of your house? -
Date: Wed, Jan 21 2009 17:21:20
I'll show him my Dr. KT and we'll talk about PS all day..
What if you all your mods go back to normal pens? -
Date: Thu, Jan 22 2009 03:19:00
I'd have a lot of normal pens.
What if I rigged C4 to the KT statue in your front yard, taped all your mods to it, and had the detonator in my hand? -
Date: Fri, Jan 23 2009 14:39:43
You would need to be smacked!
What if I didn't smack you? -
Date: Fri, Jan 23 2009 23:59:30
Then I would still have the detonator in my hand.
What would you do then? -
Date: Sat, Jan 24 2009 23:28:11
shove that detonator straight up your candy ass
What if I did shove it? -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 00:32:22
I'd detonate it by contracting my rectal muscles.
What would you do then? -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 03:12:07
I`d hope for the mods to go flying into you at high speeds.
What if all of the mods hit you in the face and body? -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 08:48:30
I will wear golden armour
What if all your mods after that be damaged -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 12:31:05
Go buy new ones.
What if Zombo banned you from UPSB -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 16:48:44
I would change my IP and re-register
What if there was organic wet sperm on your face and you cannot get it off no matter what -
Date: Sun, Jan 25 2009 17:36:56
The wouldnt want to answer this question.
what if you had to choose a girlfriend from a pair of superhot twins and the other one that you don't choose die and not choosing will result in everyone on earth except you dead? (choosing both results in the same consequence as not choosing) -
Date: Tue, Jan 27 2009 18:54:36
You could always masterbate.
What if you exploded? -
Date: Thu, Jan 29 2009 23:46:53
I'd be pissed.
What if you exploded? -
Date: Fri, Jan 30 2009 15:06:28
I would finally be able to enjoy life.
What if I put a whole lot of X-lax in your water? -
Date: Fri, Jan 30 2009 23:45:08
Then I would have a very large water bill.
What if I was at your house after drinking the Lax-Water? -
Date: Sat, Jan 31 2009 22:03:03
I'd be pissed off.
What if my toilet's didn't work? -
Date: Sun, Feb 1 2009 00:02:42
go on the ground?
what if i shot you? -
Date: Sun, Feb 1 2009 04:49:26
Then I'd eat the bullet.
What if I shot you -
Date: Mon, Feb 2 2009 13:51:59
i would dodge it.
What if you got hit by a bullet and got 2 seconds to live? -
Date: Tue, Feb 3 2009 10:41:19
I'd use phoenix down
wat if u were drunk and u accidently pissed on all of your pen mods, and shit on it after...? -
Date: Tue, Feb 3 2009 15:05:34
i'll get some new mods.
What if you had 1 second left to live and no phoenix downs left? -
Date: Tue, Feb 3 2009 19:14:50
Too bad, I'm invisible.
What if I shat in your mouth while you slept? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 12:37:17
i would wake up before you could put your ass near my mouth.
What if your house was hit by a tornado? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 12:45:32
i would make sure my house was build back to its place like this:
what if earth never existed? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 12:49:40
Then we wouldn't be here.
What if you were dead? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 12:51:47
i would revive and pull you to death too
what if there is no such word as "what if"? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 12:59:28
we would use other word like"when I hypotheticaly
post the thing you would do as a response"
when I hypotheticaly lock you in your house after taking out all you belongings post the thing you would do as a response -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 13:01:44
I'll snatch them back.
What if penwish stopped his business? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 15:23:11
Hehe. I would actually start trading.
What if you had no thumbs? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 21:33:05
I'd make sure you didn't have any either.
What if we stopped asking "what if?" questions? -
Date: Wed, Feb 4 2009 21:39:13
This topic would be useless...
What if I ate a "what if"? -
Date: Thu, Feb 5 2009 04:06:12
I'd punch you square in your throat.
What if I punched you? -
Date: Thu, Feb 5 2009 23:05:42
I'd make sure you would never have the chance to have kids
What if I ate you? -
Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 05:43:32
Well...quite frankly...I'd be pissed.
What I snuck into your house and stole all your pens and mods? -
Date: Sat, Feb 7 2009 12:56:55
if i have one!
What if Bonkura returned? -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 00:10:31
That would be amazing.
What if I kicked you in the face? -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 11:35:17
I'd kick you in the balls
What if I stole your computer? -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 11:40:56
then I will steal yours back
What if you were spinning and then the pen flew and stabbed your friend's eye ? -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 11:51:50
i'd use phoenix down.... AHAHA
wat if I made u my bitch and ate your keyboard -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 11:59:42
i dont have a keyboard...
what if this is post number 343? -
Date: Mon, Feb 9 2009 12:16:08
then mine would be post no. 344
What if Zombo bans you -
Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 07:21:27
that would really suck
what if u had the power to leigun anyone to death? -
Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 07:40:04
Then quite a few people would be dead >:D
What if you met a talking pen? -
Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 08:54:05
i'd eat it, and then i won't shit for like, 100239012740 weeks, so that my ass can magically keep talking, and i can make a fortune! bitch
wat if my talking ass would make u his bitch...? -
Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 19:16:44
Depends on if you have a nice ass
What if you had a talking chicken? -
Date: Tue, Feb 10 2009 19:31:21
i would teach it how to pen spin.
what if u made a machine that could hold tons of pencils/pens, and by a touch of a button, launch all the pens/pencils at high speeds? -
Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 01:04:08
I would load it with a large amount of Dr.KT's and rule the world.
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Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 01:10:26
no question
what if your teacher came over and broke your favorite pen on purpose? would u kill him/her or just get really pissed off? -
Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 21:53:02
I'd take out another pen and repeatedly stab him/her.
What if I was your teacher and broke your favorite pen on purpose? -
Date: Wed, Feb 11 2009 23:22:00
depends if its worth less than two dollars, id either kick u or punch u hard. if its more than 2 dollars i would seriously kill u, like beat u up
What if u spent 42 hours on ur awesome personal pro mod, using over 15 dollars on this pen, and ur dog ate it/broke it? -
Date: Thu, Feb 12 2009 19:00:48
WTF? Why would you hit, kick or kill a girl? There must be something wrong with you!
Kill the dog, cut it open and hopefully take back what belongs to me.
What if, one morning, you woke up and you forgot every pen spinning trick and combo you ever learned? -
Date: Fri, Feb 13 2009 03:41:37
oh srry kari. didn't know.
That would really really suck. I would go learn thumbaround.
What if u farted so hard that ur pen that was behind u flew into a wall and broke? -
Date: Fri, Feb 13 2009 04:47:07
Then I guess I would have to buy a new pen.
What if you died five seconds after reading this -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 00:45:57
That would suck...but I'm not dead so it doesn't matter.
What if you got eaten? -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 01:45:24
i would be in ur body, and take my awesome mod and carve a hole in ur stomach.
what if i took all ur mods and put them down the toilet and flushed? -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 06:21:03
Shit happens. I'll flush myself into the toilet.
What if I shove your pen up your ass? -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 13:09:07
indeed that would hurt
wat if i killed all ur family related people in ur life with ur KT, wat would u do -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 15:26:51
i dont have a kt
what if i made a rap about your life, published it, and sold it to the world and made millions? would it be a good rap or a bad one? -
Date: Sat, Feb 14 2009 17:47:06
Horrible because all rap is annoying (in my opinion).
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Date: Fri, Feb 20 2009 14:53:04
Wow, this died without a what if question.
What if I slaughtered you and fed you to lions? -
Date: Fri, Feb 20 2009 15:07:28
I'd be pretty pissed.
What if I strapped C4 to you house? -
Date: Mon, Feb 23 2009 19:01:46
Blow it up, see if I care. I hate my house.
What if I strapped C4 to your balls? -
Date: Tue, Mar 24 2009 16:08:19
Then my balls will be exploded with my body.
What if Eriror came to Thailand for an offline tournament (We paid a plane trip for him by the donation of THPSC members) but we forgot that he needs money to go back to Netherlands again ? ._. -
Date: Wed, Mar 25 2009 00:02:48
thailand would have an illegal immigrant
what if s777 ends up battling eriror in the final round of the wt? -
Date: Wed, Mar 25 2009 09:37:02
Then Eriror would kick his @$$ out
What if Spinnerpeem can't do Aerial stuffs and Ninja Hai Tua ?? -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 05:27:52
then he wouldn't win the WT 09.
what if nobody discovered busts? -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 20:48:32
then the thai spinners would have no appeal
what if there was a machine that could clone individual parts of pens to your liking? -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 20:58:14
buy one of each main modding pen, then make a million of them
what if UPSB suddenly crashed, and never came back up? -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 21:01:56
lots of asians would be pissed
what if there was a way to reverse time? -
Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 23:12:29
I would redo all the things I've done wrong this past year.
What if your fingernails grew at an alarming rate of 1cm/hour? -
Date: Tue, Jun 2 2009 00:23:50
ill let it grow until i get the guidness world record then permenatly remove them =[ unless theres a better way to stop the madness
what if u found out u had superman powers =O -
Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 18:22:36
then id kill him
what if i ate a bomb? -
Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 18:30:37
Well... I don't think that got something to do with me =/
What if your dick became darker ? -
Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 01:31:11
I'd put whitening cream on it
What if all you have in the world is a pen and a notebook?