UPSB v3
Forum Games / Wanna Be D&D
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Date: Fri, Jun 20 2008 20:42:17
The thing that sets this apart from regular D&D is the inclusion of arse-saving Definition Attacks. Definition Attacks are typically well played-out single-tick attacks (You post one detailed description of an attack on one post) that do more amounts of damage than a normal attack.
For instance, if I type...
PSer attacks!
The attack would only deal face-value damage + the weapon strength. But, if I typed...
PSer hurls a passing canary at the foe and attacks while he's not looking with a swift hit to the crotch!
Than it'd be both funnier AND do a bit more damage: The entire point of the game is to get the most possible comedic value out of a boring old D&D adventure anyway. Plus, in this case, you'd have a canary in a big evil foes face and than beat him up while he's being distracted by it! How embarrassing. Also, the bonus damage done by a Definition Attack is capped by the amount of skill points you have. Even if your definition is incredible and awesome, if you only have 1 spare skill point, you only get 1 extra damage done to the opponent. But hey, spare damage is goooooood.
Anyways, All you have to do is fill out this character sheet to join. In the case of a multiple choice question (Classes, weapons, and armor) just bold the option you want.
Skills
Mage skills
Fireball | 3 MP | 1-6+2
Fire Fists | 5 MP | adds a +2 to attack DMG to another play of choise
Bone crush | 4 MP and Bone dust | 4-10 attack creats bones from the bone dust and crushes the enemy
Warrior Skills
Heroic Strike | 2 MP | adds +4 DMG to normal attack
Berserk | 5 MP | add aditional +3 DMG to the next 3 attacks
Rifleman Skills
Shootgun Shoot | 3 MP | Make x3 the normal attack
Silver Bullet | 4 MP | makes normal DMG+2
Summoner Skills
Dark Power | 3MP | If shoten at a minion enlarges attack power +2 DMG
Summon Simple Minion | 10 MP | Summons Minion(2-6 DMG, 20 HP)
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The incredibly overdone character sheet
[NAME HERE]
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CLASS: [Class? - Warrior, Mage, Rifleman, Summoner]
SUBCLASS: [Awarded on completion of special quests, allows for more skills but less stat gain]
WEAPON: [Axe, Sword, Bow, Dagger, Staff, Rifle, Summoning book?]
[All classes can weild all weapons but only some classes get attack bonus]
ARMOR: [Light or Heavy]
[Again all classes can weild all armors but the light type gives a greater attack bonus while the heavy type has a nice fat defense bonus]
INVENTORY: [Your items typically are bolded here, please, no super power'd awesome Items in your backpack, your backpack holds some odd amounts of Items]
BATTLE CAPACITY:
Defense: 1 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
[Defense is subtracted from the opponents offense to figure out damage]
Offense: 2 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
[Self explanatory]
Speed: 1 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
[The person with the most speed in a battle goes first!]
Guts: 0
[The more guts you have, the larger chance of a critical you get and the more of a chance you get a successful "parry" move, that completely negates any and all physical damage and, with magic attacks, rebounds them back at the enemy with half force. No starting bonus for this stat]
Health Points: 10/10
[Health Points? Oh come on, you should know what this is. If you run out of health points, than your character dies. Permadeath, too. Unless a cleric comes along. But that's a comical save and will probably happen, so try not to worry about it.]
Skill Points: 5/5
[a Skill Point is used up when you use a move or parry. But not when you use a Definition Attack, that's just capped by the skill points you currently have.]
[Be sure to remove anything in brackets from YOUR character sheet!]
I guess thats it for everything.
I will start with the Story Intro when one person joins, to get things started, and I will MSpaint scenes so you know what your looking at and stuff.
Now join the Adventure!
Players
Gandalf
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CLASS: Mage
Level: 2
WEAPON: Staff
ARMOR: Light
INVENTORY: Adventuring Gear
50 Gold
BATTLE CAPACITY:
Defense: 2
Offense: 3
Speed: 2
Guts: 1
Health Points: 10/10
Skill Points: 5/5
Altson
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CLASS: Warrior
SUBCLASS: -
Level:2
WEAPON: Sword
ARMOR: Heavy
INVENTORY:
60 gold
BATTLE CAPACITY:
Defense: 1
Offense: 2
Speed: 1
Guts: 0
Health Points: 11/11
Skill Points: 5/5 -
Date: Fri, Jun 20 2008 20:51:43
Gandalf
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CLASS: Mage
WEAPON: Staff
ARMOR: Light
INVENTORY: Adventuring Gear
BATTLE CAPACITY:
Defense: 1 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
Offense: 2 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
Speed: 1 [Add a bonus to this? Y/N]
Guts: 0
Health Points: 10/10
Skill Points: 5/5 -
Date: Fri, Jun 20 2008 22:30:36
Gandalf gets a map from a stranger at the street "Here you need this"
North- Forest
North-West -Forest
West -Forest
East- going from north to south a river with a bridge
South- nothing special
Please dont hate me becouse of a crappy map
Gandalf was acuased of stealing that map and the guards are chasing you , since your too weak i suggest you run away of the village.
Options: Run away to the forest , river ,Nothing special Or attack the guards and surely die.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 00:11:14
Altson
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CLASS: Warrior
SUBCLASS: -
WEAPON: Sword
ARMOR: Heavy
INVENTORY:
BATTLE CAPACITY:
Defense: 1
Offense: 2
Speed: 1
Guts: 0
Health Points: 10/10
Skill Points: 5/5
(OOC: I'll only be able to play for a little under a week, then I won't have computer accses for quiet some time, good idea btw I love D&D)
I will aid you Gandolf, let us flee to the forest. -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 00:29:03
The guards lose sight of you as Altson and Gandalf flee to the forest you know nothing off
Before running into the forest you seen a sign "No choping wood"
Your Action?
-"Run through the forest till you get out"
-"Stay for now and eat some apples"
-"Hunt some stuff and eat thems"
-"Chop some wood" -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 01:10:21
I want to hunt some stuff and eat thems
Edit: on second thought I chop the sign with my sword, then chop some wood -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 01:28:56
The guards still trying to find you, they hear the chopping of your sword and run toward the sound.
What would you like to do?
-Fight
-Run through the forest and hide -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 01:41:46
How many are there?
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 08:43:41
Gandalf hides behind a particularly huge tree. He focuses his mind, spins his staff around (Breakdown: twisted sonic 23-12 > FL TA > FL IA > Backaround x 3) and casts Fire Fists.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 08:48:33
I protect Gandolf by dancing in front of him so no guards can approach him,(poor disco dancing)
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 10:37:37
Gandalf sings "Modern Major General" in hope of scaring the guards away. (or make them laugh to death at least)
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 11:16:33
There are 5 of them standing in front of you ready to attack. First battle system ready! GO!
arse-saving Definition Attacks can be used.
Gandalf - Mage attacks
-Fireball | 3 MP | 1-6+2
-Fire Fists | 5 MP | adds a +2 to attack DMG to another play of choise
-Bone crush | 4 MP and Bone dust | 4-10 attack creats bones from the bone dust and crushes the enemy
Skill Points: 5/5 - Use 0, 1, 2 for extra damage?
Altson - Warrior attacks
-Heroic Strike | 2 MP | adds +4 DMG to normal attack
-Berserk | 5 MP | add aditional +3 DMG to the next 3 attacks
Skill Points: 5/5 - Use 0, 1, 2 for extra damage?
Choose your attack -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 12:30:25
Gandalf dives to the floor in a matrix style fashion. Everything seems to slow down around him. He lets off a few streams of fire (Fireball +1SP). The balls of fire speeds towards the guards. Gandalf finally falls to the floor and rolls away behind a tree.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 12:43:47
Gandalf throws a Fireball at the guards, all the guards are on fire running and rolling on the floor trying to burn it out.
+1 Fireball Damage!
+2 for setting the guards on fire!
FINAL DAMAGE! 11 DMG!
All guards...Dead!
15 EXP for all!
Gandalf Levels up!
Altson Levels up!
Gandalf - Level: 2
Choose what you want to be upgraded
Defense: 2
Offense: 3
Speed: 2
Guts: 0
Health Points: 10/10
Skill Points: 4/5
Altson - Level: 2
Choose what you want to be upgraded
Defense: 1
Offense: 2
Speed: 1
Guts: 0
Health Points: 10/10
Skill Points: 5/5 -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 12:54:00
[OIC] How many upgrade points do we get? Ill upgrade Gandalf's Guts.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 13:27:45
You get 1-5 or even rarly 10, its depending on how hard the enemy is and how many hitpoints it has.
So right now, you get 1 skill point, as you increase in levels, you'll find the enemys harder which means more upgrades.
Next!
Seeing as you defeated the Guards that have been finding you, you are now accused of Murder of the Kings guards, so he has sent more. (this is Narrator automatic) you walk through the forest and you see a near by Village just by the other side, but just sight seeing the Village you see 2 guards with WANTED! signs asking people if they have seen you.
2 Options
-Knock out a near by person and take the clothes and go in the Village, like a regular Citizen
-Or start a big riot by dashing to the Guards...which alerts more guards... -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 16:47:38
I'll upgrade my HP
I knock out a citizen and take his clothes (as well as his money) for the greater good. -
Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 17:19:19
Now that you have a citizens clothes, you try to sneak past the guards and run off, but your captured and grabbed at by the arm, startled, one guard says "Have you seen these 2 men?" as they hold up the 2 Wanted posters of Gandalf and Altson, they explain to you that "They have been accused of the the Guards murder near where they have been in the forest" One says, stumbling on words you finally say "No, I havent seen them" after that they let you go, still going around.
10 mins after walking around looking for help, one stranger gives you some money and a Map he says "you will need this as you travel farther past these rivers.
You look at the map.
As you look, you notice a Merchant shop and a Inn near by, but you think you might as well wait and rest, till tommarow.
-Go to merchant shop
-Go to a Inn and stay for the night (5 Gold)
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 18:30:40
Gandalf kicks the stranger in the balls because he was the arsehole who started all this and converses with Altson. Gandalf says "Where do you want to go now mate?" Gandalf then sucker punches the stranger and takes all his money.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 22:10:33
"Let us go to the store" says Altson, as Altson passes by he kicks the stranger Gandolf beat up for good measure.
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Date: Sat, Jun 21 2008 22:20:43
Gandalf winks at Altson and pees on the stranger. Gandalf walks in the direction of the store.