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Forum Games / "You're Not a real pser if you..." Game

Simple

  1. Webo Splash
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 01:33:23

    Simple rules. Just name stuff.

    1. You're not a real pser if you dont have an MX

    It should just go on and on.

  2. Loanshark
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 02:16:44

    2. You're not a real pen spinner if you don't know who Bonkura is.

  3. dust_kid
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 03:41:27

    3. You're not a real pen spinner if you've never recorded yourself spin.

  4. Aiyah
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 05:57:45

    4. You're not a real pser if you don't know names of tricks.

  5. xN
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 06:49:30

    5. Your not a real ps'er if you havn't lost a pen.
    6. Your not a real ps'er if you havn't attemted making your own mod, and terribly failed/greatly suceeded.

  6. LotusWing
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 07:46:33

    7. You're Not a real pser if you do not know the fundamentals

  7. Mats
    Date: Mon, Jul 7 2008 08:26:49

    8. You're not a real pen spinner if you posted above this.
    9. You're not a real pen spinner if you can't get turned on by pens.
    10. You're not a real pen spinner if you posted below this.

  8. Webo Splash
    Date: Tue, Jul 8 2008 02:11:08

    11. You're not a real pen spinner if you're too scared to post just because Mats said #11 biggrin.gif

  9. Baaron
    Date: Tue, Jul 8 2008 02:36:23

    12. your not a real pser if you dont register for upsb

  10. Spidey
    Date: Tue, Jul 8 2008 06:03:09

    QUOTE (Webo Splash @ Jul 7 2008, 01:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    1. You're not a real pser if you dont have an MX


    That would mean I'm not a pen spinner D:
    Lols.

    13.Your not a real pen spinner if you don't take your pen everywhere you go.

  11. TRoc
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 03:29:15

    14. You're not a real pen spinner if you still refer to a retractable pen as a "clicky top" one.

  12. OmgitzNate
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 03:37:00

    15.your not a real pser if you call the thumb around a "helicopter"
    16.your not a real pser if you dont know who zombo is ohmy.gif

  13. Zombo
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 03:39:25

    so basically this is the negative version of you know you spin too much if?

  14. OmgitzNate
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 03:41:37

    QUOTE (Zombo @ Jul 8 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    so basically this is the negative version of you know you spin too much if?

    yah tongue.gif

  15. nateiskewl
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 03:42:19

    17. You're not a real penspinner if you spin with a stick.

  16. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 08:08:02

    You're not a real pen spinner if you post in this game thread asking questions.

    You're not a real pen spinner if you number all your reasons.

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't flushed a pen down the toilet for 'cheating' on you.

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't throw a pen in anger only for it to die in your arms, it's sweet blood pouring into your hands until there was no more left.

    You're not a real spinner if you don't use fast reply in this thread. teach.gif

    You're not a real spinner if you don't know which hand is your left and which hand is the right. rolleyes.gif

    You're not a real spinner if your handle on UPSB is 'nateiskewl' or 'Stay'n Alive'.

    You're not a real spinner if you think a member lives in a different continent to the one they actually live in.

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't used pens to enhance sex.

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't read through the entire 'you know you are obsessed with pen spinning when' thread.

  17. Professor
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 09:25:27

    You're not a real pser if you never saw Bonkura on the street. xD

    You're not a real pser if you dont surrender all your pens!!

  18. Clyde Cazeñas
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 09:33:19

    QUOTE (Loanshark @ Jul 7 2008, 08:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    2. You're not a real pen spinner if you don't know who Bonkura is.

    QFT. This kinda makes me sad sad.gif Alot of newbies don't know who bonkura is(Yes, with a small cool.gif. I always hear them saying: "Who is bonkura? I only know Eriror, ChauTran bla bla" and other more pro psers. Kinda sad because bonkura made a really big difference in PS. Well let's go on


    30. You're not a real pen spinner if you don't take PS seriously

  19. Katan_toon
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 14:31:05

    31. You're Not a real pser if you don't post in the forums.

  20. wolfhunt
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 14:47:31

    your not a real pen spinner

    if you havent devoted zombo as your second god bowdown.gif

  21. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 14:48:30

    QUOTE (wolfhunt @ Jul 9 2008, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    your not a real pen spinner

    if you havent devoted zombo as your second god bowdown.gif


    Second God?

    Blasphemy!

  22. TRoc
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 17:50:01

    QUOTE (Mats @ Jul 9 2008, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Second God?

    Blasphemy!


    I know. Blasphemy Right?

    Zombo is my one and only God.

    O right. You're not a real pen spinner if you have never been asked about your freakishly long and colorful...



    pen.

  23. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 17:58:54

    QUOTE (TRoc @ Jul 9 2008, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Zombo is my one and only God.


    thumb.gif

  24. Webo Splash
    Date: Wed, Jul 9 2008 18:17:11

    You're not a real pen spinner if you never got mad at one member.

  25. Thewave
    Date: Thu, Jul 10 2008 00:37:32

    You're not a real PS'er if you still refer to it as stick twirling/juggling/twisted.

    You're not a real PS'er if you haven't tried to break your pen in various ways.

  26. Spidey
    Date: Thu, Jul 10 2008 08:59:27

    You're not a real pen spinner if you've never had a Bictory.

  27. blank
    Date: Fri, Jul 11 2008 14:51:15

    your not a real pser if ur baaron

  28. Mats
    Date: Fri, Jul 11 2008 17:45:06

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't replaced the ink in your pen with your urine and given it to someone in class who asked to borrow a pen.

  29. Billy Bob McPhill
    Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 03:32:09

    you're not a real penspinner if you haven't randomly vanished from this forum, only to appear when nobody expects you

  30. Kup Kake
    Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 05:07:50

    Your Not a Real Pen Spinner if you don't hate on all of UPSB spammers!

  31. nateiskewl
    Date: Mon, Jul 14 2008 06:20:30

    QUOTE (Mats @ Jul 9 2008, 01:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real spinner if your handle on UPSB is 'nateiskewl' or 'Stay'n Alive'.


    Do you ever plan on stopping this harrasment?

    Also, you're not a real spinner if you've been spinning for 3 years and still suck. ^^^^^^

  32. Beauty Flower
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 20:35:12

    You're not a real pser if your favorite penspinners are Kam, Eriror, and Bonkura

  33. Webo Splash
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 20:48:07

    QUOTE (Beauty Flower @ Jul 20 2008, 01:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real pser if your favorite penspinners are Kam, Eriror, and Bonkura

    Fail. So you're saying if either of those three are our favorites, we arent real pen spinners? Gtfo of here.

  34. Floating Duck
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 21:10:12

    You're Not a real pen spinner if you posted too much about Jessica Alba last year.

  35. Webo Splash
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 21:18:15

    QUOTE (Floating Duck @ Jul 20 2008, 02:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're Not a real pen spinner if you posted too much about Jessica Alba last year.

    QFT. You're not a real pen spinner if you chose to play WoW rather than spin a pen.

  36. BLVD
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 21:37:36

    You're not a real PSer if you choose to watch porn than to watch some person hand do some awesome tricks wit their pen.

  37. Beauty Flower
    Date: Sun, Jul 20 2008 23:10:52

    QUOTE (Webo Splash @ Jul 20 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Fail. So you're saying if either of those three are our favorites, we arent real pen spinners? Gtfo of here.


    Not if either of those

    I meant if the favorite spinners section of your profile reads "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura" or in a different order you aren't a real pser
    Simply because you obviously haven't spent enough time in the penspinning world to find a true favorite spinner....

  38. Webo Splash
    Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 16:15:26

    QUOTE (Beauty Flower @ Jul 20 2008, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Not if either of those

    I meant if the favorite spinners section of your profile reads "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura" or in a different order you aren't a real pser
    Simply because you obviously haven't spent enough time in the penspinning world to find a true favorite spinner....

    A lot of renown spinners' favorite spinners included bonkura and eriror.... so he's not a real spinner? Fail fail fail dude. And "true favorite spinner?" Broho, they can have either of those three as a favorite. Stupid dude.

    Edit: David Weis' favorite spinners are bonkura and Kam. So you're saying he's not a real pen spinner?

  39. Zombo
    Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 17:32:53

    QUOTE (Beauty Flower @ Jul 20 2008, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Not if either of those

    I meant if the favorite spinners section of your profile reads "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura" or in a different order you aren't a real pser
    Simply because you obviously haven't spent enough time in the penspinning world to find a true favorite spinner....


    wtf that makes no sense.

    favourie spinner is an entirely subjective opinion, it can be anybody, it doesn't have to be someone less famous either

    edit: bah this is in forum games, i thought it was in "favourite spinner" thread

  40. Mats
    Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 17:50:24

    You're not a real pen spinner if you ever banned Mats.

  41. Beauty Flower
    Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 20:00:25

    QUOTE (Webo Splash @ Jul 21 2008, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    A lot of renown spinners' favorite spinners included bonkura and eriror.... so he's not a real spinner? Fail fail fail dude. And "true favorite spinner?" Broho, they can have either of those three as a favorite. Stupid dude.

    Edit: David Weis' favorite spinners are bonkura and Kam. So you're saying he's not a real pen spinner?


    no but there are a lot of people who just join and put their favorite spinners as "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura"

    and david weis doesnt have eriror on there >.>

    fail fail fail fail...stop spending so much time "gang banging" and learn how to comprehend a sentence. >.>

  42. Floating Duck
    Date: Mon, Jul 21 2008 20:11:36

    QUOTE (Beauty Flower @ Jul 21 2008, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    no but there are a lot of people who just join and put their favorite spinners as "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura"

    and david weis doesnt have eriror on there >.>

    fail fail fail fail...stop spending so much time "gang banging" and learn how to comprehend a sentence. >.>


    Is there something wrong with Kam, Eriror and Bonkura just because they are well known?

    So....in baseball let's say... if your favorite baseball player is well known, you're not a true baseball player?

  43. ThePenSpinGuy
    Date: Wed, Jul 23 2008 05:06:53

    ypu're not a real pen spinner if u dont like cookies

  44. xxdefinitionxx
    Date: Fri, Jul 25 2008 05:32:15

    QUOTE (Floating Duck @ Jul 21 2008, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Is there something wrong with Kam, Eriror and Bonkura just because they are well known?

    So....in baseball let's say... if your favorite baseball player is well known, you're not a true baseball player?


    No I meant people just put "Kam, Eriror, Bonkura" as their favorite just because they dont know anybody else...

  45. Thewave
    Date: Sat, Jul 26 2008 17:28:51

    You're not a real pen spinner if you take xxdefinitionxx's words seriously.

  46. ThePenSpinGuy
    Date: Sun, Jul 27 2008 04:16:56

    your not a real pser if u like muffins.

  47. BSGfanatic
    Date: Thu, Aug 14 2008 04:24:49

    QUOTE (ThePenSpinGuy @ Jul 27 2008, 12:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    your not a real pser if u like muffins.

    Hey man, I resent that statement

    Your not a real pser if you haven't yelled at someone for saying that pen spinning is not a real sport.

  48. p3nsp1nn3r
    Date: Fri, Aug 15 2008 07:45:17

    You're not a real pser if you actually spend more time spinning than doing random bs on UPSB (or your native board, if you're not from UPSB xD)

  49. Luke
    Date: Mon, Aug 18 2008 16:08:55

    You're not a real pser if you refer to psing as "twirling"

  50. Ryuuk
    Date: Thu, Aug 28 2008 01:18:19

    You're not a real pser unless you've been told by a teacher to stop spinning in class.

    You're not a real pser until you've blown Zombo's figurative balls on UPSB.

    You're not a real pser unless you've blown Zombo's actual balls.

    Zombo's balls = ps fame

  51. luke
    Date: Tue, Sep 9 2008 20:28:38

    ur not a real pser if u havnt blown eso's actual balls

  52. shoeman6
    Date: Wed, Sep 10 2008 01:22:50

    you're not a real pser if you're gay...

  53. Mystic
    Date: Wed, Sep 10 2008 16:06:02

    You're not a real pser...

    If someone doesnt hate your penspinning

    If you dont spin any kind of pen for a whole day (Even TA)



  54. shoeman6
    Date: Wed, Sep 10 2008 19:06:19

    Your not a pser if your name is shoeman6, cuz you suck and need to learn how to type right...

  55. isatnaf
    Date: Wed, Sep 10 2008 20:48:22

    You are not pen spiner if You didnt invite Your own Mod

  56. Fripâ„¢
    Date: Thu, Sep 11 2008 00:38:03

    You're not a real penspinner if you post twice or more in this thread.

  57. shoeman6
    Date: Thu, Sep 11 2008 03:52:28

    YOu're not a real pen spinner if you can't spin a frekin pen... and watch pen spinners spin pens, look at your pen and wiggle it arround...

  58. streetcraft
    Date: Thu, Sep 11 2008 05:29:18

    your not a pser if u cant spin a pen less then 12 cm in lenght ..(at least TA n TA rev)

  59. shoeman6
    Date: Thu, Sep 11 2008 10:32:17

    you're not a pser...

  60. Mystic
    Date: Fri, Sep 12 2008 00:22:37

    If you dont own or have access to a camera.

  61. Shadowclad
    Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 00:19:50

    You're not a real pser if your signature has a really lame quote like "You don't spin the pen, the pen spins you"
    You're not a real pser if you have to check this thread to make sure your a pser.
    You're not a real pser if you said your favorite combo is the sonic tongue.gif

  62. matthewk206
    Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 09:22:36

    You're not a real penspinner if you haven't tasted G2 ink. haha.
    You're not a real penspinner if you haven't hurt yourself either making a mod, or from the tips.
    You're not a real penspinner if you wouldn't ever use a KT as a weapon.

  63. here&amp;now
    Date: Sun, Sep 14 2008 10:55:15

    You're not a real penspinner if you always think you are the best and regards other's personal mods as sucky.

  64. Mystic
    Date: Mon, Sep 15 2008 14:12:15

    QUOTE (matthewk206 @ Sep 14 2008, 05:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real penspinner if you haven't tasted G2 ink. haha.
    You're not a real penspinner if you haven't hurt yourself either making a mod, or from the tips.
    You're not a real penspinner if you wouldn't ever use a KT as a weapon.


    Im guilty of all of those!!!

    You're not a real penspinner if you say that you're ambidextrous when you're really not.

  65. FurBelz~
    Date: Tue, Sep 16 2008 03:51:14

    you're not a real pser if u thought the pser i just said means playstation-player rather than pen spinner =P

  66. Mystic
    Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 20:27:23

    You're not a real pser if.... you cant come up with a good "youre not a real pser if..." line.

  67. nada
    Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 20:29:50

    QUOTE (Shadowclad @ Sep 13 2008, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real pser if you said your favorite combo is the sonic tongue.gif

    facepalm.gif

    You're not a real pser if you think the Sonic is a combo.

  68. Mystic
    Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 20:34:50

    Youre not a real pser if you abuse facepalm.gif facepalm.gif facepalm.gif facepalm.gif

  69. Anemia
    Date: Wed, Sep 17 2008 22:06:48

    Your not a real pser if you have never spun a pen while typing to someone in the shoutbox.

  70. j147l
    Date: Sun, Sep 21 2008 19:40:40

    You're not a real PSer if you refer to "pen spinning" as "pen twirling".

    You're not a real PSer if you refer to Thumbarounds as "spinning your pen around your thumb"

    You're not a real PSer if you haven't accidentally stabbed yourself with your KT at least once.

  71. Betakuwe
    Date: Fri, Sep 26 2008 16:18:42

    you're not a real pser when the pen spins you

  72. BeckWreck
    Date: Fri, Sep 26 2008 18:03:35

    your not a real penspinner if you've never slapped someone when they refer to pen spinning as "baton twirling"

    your not a real penspinner unless you have a pen in your hand right now

    your not a real penspinner if you don't know that an infinity is actually a combo

    your not a real penspinner unless you have taught someone else the fundamentals

    your not a real penspinner unless youve taken you boy/girlfriend to the movies and completly ignored them while spinning your pen

  73. iSpin
    Date: Sun, Nov 2 2008 00:28:17

    your not a real penspinner if you cant do thumbaround with your opposite hand

  74. Janselmi
    Date: Mon, Dec 8 2008 04:42:54

    OT - So mainly I can keep myself as a PSer.

    Thanks guyz. biggrin.gif

  75. Glamouraz
    Date: Thu, Dec 11 2008 15:45:30

    You're not a real pser if you don't like me.

    You're not a real pser if you don't know me.

    You're not a real pser if you don't penspin in public.

    you're not a real pser if you don't base you life around pens.

  76. Mr.Squekers
    Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 01:04:48

    Your not a real penspinner if you never traded.

  77. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 01:25:07

    You're not a real pen spinner if you don't know what a Dr. KT is. happy.gif

  78. Sadistic
    Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 01:30:59

    QUOTE (matthewk206 @ Sep 14 2008, 04:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real pen modder if you haven't tasted G2 ink. haha.
    You're not a real pen modder if you haven't hurt yourself either making a mod, or from the tips.


    fix'd

    QUOTE (Glamouraz @ Dec 11 2008, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real pser if you don't like me.

    You're not a real pser if you don't know me.

    You're not a real pser if you don't penspin in public.

    you're not a real pser if you don't base you life around pens.


    I wish Key3 Or Saizen was a real pser.....

  79. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 01:33:05

    You're not a real pen spinner if you don't know how to use purple writing on the UPSB shoutbox.

    You are also not a real pen spinner if you haven't eaten a Dr. Kt.

  80. SJ
    Date: Sat, Dec 20 2008 03:23:09

    You're not a real pser if you're embarrassed to go on upsb at school or talk about penspinning with your friends

  81. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Sun, Dec 21 2008 09:36:03

    You're not a real pen spinner if you haven't made 5 or more mods.

  82. xxdefinitionxxメAM
    Date: Sun, Dec 21 2008 10:23:50

    QUOTE (matthewk206 @ Sep 14 2008, 01:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    You're not a real penspinner if you wouldn't ever use a KT as a weapon.


    Hahahah!
    Today, at saturday school, I was about to throw my KT at this one kid who was getting really annoying.
    biglaugh.gif

  83. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Tue, Dec 23 2008 03:16:21

    QUOTE (xxdefinitionxxメAM @ Dec 21 2008, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Hahahah!
    Today, at saturday school, I was about to throw my KT at this one kid who was getting really annoying.
    biglaugh.gif


    I would have done it. Everyone around you would have been respect.gif

  84. ClydeメEC
    Date: Wed, Dec 31 2008 14:46:07

    You're not a real pser if you're not a real pser

  85. Yanos
    Date: Thu, Jan 1 2009 11:21:47

    you ain't no pser if you aint got no weed

  86. FatalXFury
    Date: Thu, Jan 1 2009 15:01:39

    ur not a real Pser If your a gay XD

  87. RagnarokメAM
    Date: Thu, Jan 1 2009 18:02:07

    QUOTE (Yanos @ Jan 1 2009, 06:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    you ain't no pser if you aint got no weed

    facepalm.gif

  88. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Sat, Jan 3 2009 00:13:57

    How does weed have to do with Pen Spinning?

    I don't think its paper on your green inserts.

    Do you smoke the pen? tongue.gif

  89. Sadistic
    Date: Sat, Jan 3 2009 01:23:46

    QUOTE (FatalXFury @ Jan 1 2009, 11:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    ur not a real Pser If your a gay XD

    hah, why don't we go on to racism next.

  90. PillarsOfValhalla
    Date: Mon, Jan 5 2009 03:49:34

    QUOTE (Sadistic @ Jan 2 2009, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    hah, why don't we go on to racism next.


    Let's not.

  91. chrisPS
    Date: Mon, Jun 1 2009 05:38:23

    you're not a PSer if you don't know what PS means to PSers smile.gif

  92. danduts
    Date: Tue, Jun 2 2009 01:40:39

    not a real pser if you don't have any rsvp mods or Kt's

  93. chrisPS
    Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 12:31:25

    you're not a real pen spinner if you throw a truckload of keityo pens into the trash.

  94. danduts
    Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 15:02:14

    your not a real pser if u haven't touch any rsvp

  95. kinokai
    Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 15:11:07

    you aren't a real ps user if you... don't use bak instead of back in everyday sentences

  96. Picora
    Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 21:37:49

    You're not a real pser if... you've seen a girl walking with pens in her back pocket, and you were checking out her butt and not the pens.

    ---

    Sad thing is, this has happened to me before facepalm.gif

  97. RoastBeef
    Date: Thu, Jun 11 2009 23:02:21

    @ picora, either that, or the girl is ugly as hell

    youre not a real pser if you dont have a pen spinning board account

    youre not a real pser if you havent spun a pen before <-- has this already been said??

  98. hoiboy
    Date: Fri, Jun 12 2009 01:21:36

    you're not a real pser if you're a noob spinning a buster cyl (your a stick spinner)

  99. duckfun
    Date: Tue, Jun 16 2009 23:53:21

    ur not a real pser is you haven't watched this guy with a kt- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxAwKilauY

    the comments are dumb tho-- they're noobs